The Letting Off Steam Thread

[shadowgrin]

go ghey on you using Top Gun Quotes...

Iceman: You can be my wingman any time.
Maverick: Bullshit! You can be mine.

Feels good to know that I'm not the only one in this forum that thinks Top Gun is ghey.

"i c u 2!!1! ROFL LMAO LOL BBQ! Fo shizzle 2 ma hizzle biatch. me go drink w/ m buddiz 2nite n t.p. m neyborz crib lolz"

Word up to you to cy. We b representn.

[Jackal]

Well I'll be fucked.

I just realised that Jackal is Sagar's version of Tyler Durden. Not only online, but he actually creeps up on me in real life too.

I need help. Lots of it.

[maceo24]

We all have that inner asshole inside, I find myself starting to get really testy with coworkers sometimes.

I work in NYSE as a runner, and there's this one bitch from meryl lynch that gets smart with me every time I ask her a question. Swear to God I'm going to throttle that fugly cow before I leave that job.

[Dean]

So 'friend zone' is fucked.

[Jing]

You work in the NYSE? I went there last semester and right when we got in, half the floor like stopped trading, and we were like what the fuck? Turned out Daryll Strawberry had just walked in. It was sweet ass experience maceo. But haha, you are a runner So you are the Commission broker's bitch more or less?

[maceo24]

hehe yep, I'm with Battenkill Capital, and yes, I am totally the broker bitch!

Its a load of fun though, Ive been there almost 4 months now. Most of the runners dont last that long though, 3-4 years max before they move to something else. Already have my series 7, and I'm studying for the 63 right now. I think the plan is to stay up there for a couple of years, then leave the city to work at a private e-trade based brokerage thats a little closer to home.

[Silas]

Nice your series seven? A 4, 4.5, or 5 liter? haha

[maceo24]

lol I wish man, I wish.. I have an '00 rover HSE, but the fucking thing hemmorrages(sp?) gas. She's my baby though, I'm not ready to leave her yet, lol

I got it because of my favorite Jay-Z song, Imaginary Players.

"Hey Jay what's the difference between a 4.0 and a 4.6?"

"About 30-40 grand, c*cksucker beat it!"

[Silas]

Hey a 00' Rover beats anything I've ever driven for an extended period of time, though I have to say I do love my 94 F250, even if it gets 8 mpg.

[maceo24]

Im not much better, it was rated at 14mpg when it was new, now I think im closer to 10. luckily my gf's dad lets me drive his old commuter car to the station, its an old ford festiva. I barely fit in the damned thing but it gets like 684 mpg or something. The tranny in the rover weighs more than that entire car.

[shadowgrin]

Not really a gripe, but I just wanted to know.

Can anyone tell me the meaning of this emoticon:

:-w

Someone I know texted that to me. I don't know what the hell that means.

[Dan's Brain]

looks like they've managed to contort their mouth into a sideways position, while their eyes remain focused in front of them.

if i had to guess, they've tried to kiss you, but making sure no-one is watching.

[Dean]

How in gods name did you gather that, from :-w ?

[maceo24]

ROFL.

I was just looking at my phone and realized that maybe they didnt mean it to be a W. On alpha-numeric keypads x follows w on the same button (9). Maybe it was supposed to be an X but the person just didnt press the button enough times?

I am way, way too bored when I can come up with an explanation for that.

[Dan's Brain]

How in gods name did you gather that, from :-w ?

I dont work.


Whenever girls kiss me, they always look around to make sure there are no witnesses to them committing such a disgusting act. And that face was strikingly familiar.

[Silas]

Girls always look around before they kiss me to make sure people are watching, it ups their social reputation so I hear...

[shadowgrin]

^ Because it promotes a girl's confidence when she makes a gay guy into a man.

ROFL.

I was just looking at my phone and realized that maybe they didnt mean it to be a W. On alpha-numeric keypads x follows w on the same button (9). Maybe it was supposed to be an X but the person just didnt press the button enough times?

I am way, way too bored when I can come up with an explanation for that.

So the 'w' is really an 'x'. Now what the fuck is that supposed to mean also? Why the crossed-mouth if it's an 'x'. The girl wants me to shut the hell up? The emoticon I posted earlier when replaced with an 'x' happens to be this emoticon in the NLSC:

edit: Just saw in this site what :-w is supposed to mean. It means talking with two tongues. What the heck is that supposed to mean also, that she's some kind of freaky lizard girl?

double edit: I searched again so it means a 'forked tongue'. So she's saying that I'm lying or she's lying. Meh.
Carry on with the steam rants gents.

[Silas]

^ Because it promotes a girl's confidence when she makes a gay guy into a man.

I suppose I walked right into that one knowing the NLSC forums are almost a center for homosexual remarks.

[Jackal]

A lot of girls look around them when kissing me too.

Usually the kiss is followed by screams of help and "stop raping me".

Silly girls.

[[Q]]

Y:-w

^ it could a be a bird emoticon.

[J@3]

Can anyone tell me the meaning of this emoticon:

:-w

Someone I know texted that to me. I don't know what the hell that means.

Asians are the ones who make that crap up, they can come and tell us what it means.

"hihi -_-""""""""""""""""""""""""""2

[Dean]

How in gods name did you gather that, from :-w ?

I dont work.


Whenever girls kiss me, they always look around to make sure there are no witnesses to them committing such a disgusting act. And that face was strikingly familiar.

That gets my vote for self burn of the year.

[dada]

Classes start again tomorrow....

[Jackal]

I feel liberated.

So here's the deal...remember the girl I was totally in love with? Anyways, that guy she liked, nothing happened, she found him boring so it didn't become anything. In any case, I just heard that yesterday from her...but I just asked out of curiousity, I've got no intentions of pursuing her anymore.

So tonight she brings up the topic of an English presentation she has on Monday. Then says...yeah well I'm telling you because you're going to help me. I was like, oh is that so? A bit overconfident, aren't we? (She said I'd help her given I've always helped her with her school shit because I was so head over heels for her...I mean I stayed up one night till 6 a.m. helping her with a damn English assignment and then rushed off to work at 7, just because I "loved" her.)

Anyways, so here's how it went...:

She: I told you because you're going to help me.
Me: Am I now?
She: Yes.
Me: Why would I do that?
She: Uhm because you adore me?
Me: I wouldn't have that much faith in me.
She: Sag, be careful with your words.
Me: Be careful? I thought I'd taught you well enough not to trust anyone too much.
She: Okay.
Me: Cool.
She: Why are you being like this?
Me: Like how?
She: So dry and distant?
Me: I'm not?
She: Well normally you'd say you're joking after saying something like "don't have faith in me".
Me: Perhaps I wasn't joking.
She: Fine, be that way. I'm going to bed.
Me: You're mad?
She: No, but you're doing weird.
Me: I'm not doing weird.
She: Fine, you're not. Anyways I'm going to bed, thanks a lot.
Me: You're welcome. (For what?)
She: Anyways Sag, I'm going to sleep, goodnight. I'll try not having faith in you.
Me: Why does it even matter?
She: Why does what matter?
Me: Why does it matter if you do or don't have faith in me? If you do, good for you. If you don't...good for you too.
She: I can't believe you're saying this. Of all people.
Me:
She:
She: Okay, now I know...I won't have faith in you. Goodnight.
Me: Sleeptight cutie.
She: Uhu, I will.
Me: Sarcasm. (L)
She: Offline.

Women can go fuck themselves. When you do everything for them then they take you for granted and you're expected to be the knight in shining armour for them. When they're intruiged by someone else you're supposed to get off the white horse, back the fuck off and let the new dickhead be her knight in shining armour. When they are bored, then suddenly you're back in that position.

You know what? Fuck you. She got all pissed off and went off to bed and probably expected me to SMS her saying I didn't mean it yada yada. (Did that before too.) Well fuck it, my loser alter ego is acting up again and I could be fucked if she is or isn't mad at me.

Tyler Durden is the pwn.

We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.

I'm telling you...flirt with women, joke with them, make out with them, fuck them, just...don't make the mistake of falling in love with them. As soon as those twats realize they've got you wrapped around their finger they put you on a shelf like a disposable object. Don't make the mistake fellows, don't do it.

[Joe']

Jackal, you're my new hero.

Good for you that you told her to go fuck herself. I agree 100% with everything you said.

Tyler Durden is the pwn.

Son of a street full of bitches you're right!