The "Post here when you are drunk" thread

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Just had to vent, sorry I drnk all teh bottle though. Wartching Blake Griffin now He is fuckinn killing it! Ugh.

Drunk again. Gonna post with proper grammar so Ben doesn't pwn me again. I believe I opted to get drunk because I am an unhappy person.

Now's the time to post in the political thread!

Real Americans stockpile alcohol for election night btw.

YES, drunk with alan + others

Tell alan that he should pay the money he owes us.

What's everybody's shot record? I did 25 Jim Beam shots in one session. My mate did 35 Vodka shots in the same session. The only shot contest I ever did lose. I thought he was going to die.

2 bottles of gin (350 mL = 700 mL) with only faucet water as chaser. No ice. We started about the afternoon and finished at 8 or 9.
To be young and stupid.

What's everybody's shot record? I did 25 Jim Beam shots in one session. My mate did 35 Vodka shots in the same session. The only shot contest I ever did lose. I thought he was going to die.

Holy shit! My record's like 8.

2 bottles of gin (350 mL = 700 mL) with only faucet water as chaser. No ice. We started about the afternoon and finished at 8 or 9.
To be young and stupid.

I drank about 1L Jim Beam I believe. Never again, since Jim Beam sucks. No chasers were allowed. Shots were done within 45 minutes of starting, so about 1 every 2 minutes

But yes, to be young & stupid. That was my calling card. I could shot any alcohol straight faced. I did the hell taunts back in the day

What's everybody's shot record? I did 25 Jim Beam shots in one session. My mate did 35 Vodka shots in the same session. The only shot contest I ever did lose. I thought he was going to die.

Holy shit! My record's like 8.

Trust me, you don't want to do anymore than that. Might seem cool at the time but it's not really. Just do the odd shot every now if you're doing group shots. Don't mix alcohols. Don't mix grog & s-weed. So yeah, don't do everything that I did

I drank about 1L Jim Beam I believe....No chasers were allowed. Shots were done within 45 minutes of starting, so about 1 every 2 minutes

Shite, you did a speed run (as friends like to call it).

What's everybody's shot record? I did 25 Jim Beam shots in one session. My mate did 35 Vodka shots in the same session. The only shot contest I ever did lose. I thought he was going to die.

I think 7 in 1 night was my limit. Passed the fuck out..woke up to puke, passed back out, felt like shit the next day

dont worry lam, when that drinking adds some weight to you and you get to college and finishing each sentence of an essay is a celebratory occasion your tolerance will go up. I went up from feeling it from half a shot to 5-6 a night no problem when i went through my alcoholic phase.

What's everybody's shot record? I did 25 Jim Beam shots in one session. My mate did 35 Vodka shots in the same session. The only shot contest I ever did lose. I thought he was going to die.

I've never been into shots and only done a few in my life, so I have a paltry record of two. Switched back to beer for the rest of the evening.

How do you guys do so many shots and remember to count them? I call shenanigans. I got through a bottle of Gin + extras on New Years and I don't even remember going to bed.

How do you guys do so many shots and remember to count them? I call shenanigans. I got through a bottle of Gin + extras on New Years and I don't even remember going to bed.

It was a shot contest, there were about at least a half dozen spectators. Since it was done within an hour (more like 45 minutes), all the alcohol hadn't completed set in until the end of the shot contest. If you were drinking shots all over the place during a wild night then that's a completely different story. Usually most people that drinks shots are already inebriated, in this case I was not.

wooooooooooooooooooo club 2night wiooooooooooo home now.. sucks~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!

It's so weird to wake up and still be kinda drunk.

Hangover

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Damn. How often have you been drinking? Rock.

Its the only good thing in my lyfe!

sooo yeeee im ki9nda drunk even though i have a pretty high tolerance for alcohol as of late .. happy to finally see that the fuckin shit actually has some effects

girl i like wasn't at that party. made me sad

just noticed the '9' in the first line, I'm not gonna correct it for the sake of it

I'm an alcoholic.

Aren't you underage?

Underage alcoholic?

Yeah, I'm 17. Who cares though?