NLSC Freestyle Semi Finals: XianeX vs Cyanide.

meh, if I actually spent time on it instead of freestyling, I could write well.

okay, we'll have to skip you guys...

Dweaver and Filip are up next. At least one of you will have to respond within 24 hours.

If I have time I can reply on my lunch break (in 4h and 30minuts from now).

If not, I won't be able to respond untill after work (9 hours from now).

Silence y'all, Dweave is grabbing the mike...

so all you haters take off like a dyke on a bike...

You ready for some burning, lil' Filip...? here comes the pain:


Yo all, this here guy's name is DWeaver,
the one that gives ladies the sexual fever,


I'm smooth, I'm steady and I'm on the low,
so brace yourselves, cause this kid is ready to go,


where you at, little Filip, come and listen to this,
after I'm done wit you, you'll be giving yourself the goodbye kiss,


I heard you are from Sweden, land of the old Norse gods,
but all I can see up there, is a bunch of no-good gay blondes,


You talk like a wigger and act like a prick,
hey what's that smell? Man, how often do you wash your dick?


Yo man, I herad you got a niece,
she any better than you? she worth more than piss?


and now here comes the funny part, you weakling little toosh,
Ima gonna bomb you harder than George W. Bush,


You ain't got rap, you ain't got class
you're full of crap, so kiss my ass


Oh don't go breaking up on me, no more tears,
stop acting like a girl man, you're worse than Britney Spears,


You a girl dude, or are you just gay,
quit it man, stop looking my way,


This cat over here ain't cheap, but you ain't getting any ass 'cause you're past geek,
While I'm knee deep in vagina, like Jackal when he banged you last week,



I used to hold respect for Sweden, I'd heard men there are hung like horses,
but all that came crumbling down when I heard they let YOU join their Armed forces,



How could they let a fag in, with an addiction for grabbing schlongs,
you been in the closet so long, what are you searching for, multi-colored thongs?



So get real little 'man', your rapping is worth less than forum spam,
Peanut butter sandwich is the nearest you'll ever get to 'jam',



Gotta go wimpy, ain't got the time to dish you, coward,
"Hey Dweave!", listen man, your niece is calling me into the shower,


So that's all for now, I gotta go satisfy the gal
but never forget, Dweave's gonna be back, with more in his arsenal.



Peace.



WIGGA POWA!!!

Yo all, this here guy's name is DWeaver,
the one that gives ladies the sexual fever,

Good call Vanilla Ice

Was stressing while writting this because of work.

"Stop talking shit about my niece
If you still care stay as one idiotic piece

Yeah, a piece of shit is what you are
Fuck you and get back to the bar
You ain't got shit on me, you're slower than my car!

Heard that your lady just received twins
Well if I were you I would chuck 'em in two bins
Don't be hating, do not me try to attack
but since when could a faggot produce kids??
Yeah you know i'm talking about a fagott named TOOLMAC

WTF, You say i talk like a wigger?
STFU before I kidnapp your dog and pull the trigger!
Fuck it, I kidnapp your cat too and make him my nigger

What you gonna say big boi with 210 pounds
You won't see shit comming, you won't be able to make any sounds
You will be eating the floor withing 2 rounds

You suck, and your stupid name Dweaver
Did you stole that name from a prostituted beaver?

I just got one more thing to say if you got balls to stay
Greece may be a hot country with nice weather
But everyone there are mofo's who likes leather

Yeah, this joint was pretty dope
if I were you I would hang myself with a rope"

Last edited by Filip on Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:36 pm, edited 3 times in total.

I was actually pretty disappointed with your effort there Weaver....I expected much better from you....lacked a bit of wit and seemed like you were trying too hard to be a wigger which is never a good thing....

as for your reply Filip, hmm....I don't about your mindset at the time of writing it, or maybe you just took the stuff that Weaver wrote about you personally, as your reply seemed a little dark and twisted at times....once again, lacked any sort of wit....

rhymes were pretty crap in both....

*reads them both again*

You talk like a wigger and act like a prick,
hey what's that smell? Man, how often do you wash your dick?

Weaver gets my vote....disappointing boys, very disappointing showing....

I think Dweaver just set the standard for white right there. You never know though, you have me coming up soon

Fuck it, I kidnapp your cat too and make him my nigger

Lol huh?

I was actually pretty disappointed with your effort there Weaver....I expected much better from you....lacked a bit of wit and seemed like you were trying too hard to be a wigger which is never a good thing...

Yes, I agree with you there... i wrote the damn thing in 5minutes' time and I just wrote whatever came to my mind... Looks like the direct attack approach is not in my demeanour... If I advance to teh next round, I'll go back to my self-deprecating humour that I'm good at...



hey Filip, I hope you didn't take anything personal, I was just trying to make up dissing rhymes as I went...

But some of the stuff you wrote were pretty damn funny, if a bit incoherent...

Fuck you and get back to the bar
You ain't got shit on me, you're slower than my car!

If I were faster than your car, I'd be a circus showing... or The Flash...

WTF, You say i talk like a wigger?
STFU before I kidnapp your dog and pull the trigger!

I don't know why, but I picture an angry Filip threatening to shoot my dog and I just couln't stop laughing...

You suck, and your stupid name Dweaver
Did you stole that name from a prostituted beaver?

prostituted beaver????



Again, no personal puns intended, but if I was a judge and voted on which rhymes made me smile more, I'd vote for my friend Filip to advance...

Again, no personal puns intended, but if I was a judge and voted on which rhymes made me smile more, I'd vote for my friend Filip to advance...

Where is the pun in there?

Where is the pun in there?

I was referring to my previous "commenting on Filips' rhymes and laughing" statements...

I was actually pretty disappointed with your effort there Weaver....I expected much better from you....lacked a bit of wit and seemed like you were trying too hard to be a wigger which is never a good thing...

hey Filip, I hope you didn't take anything personal, I was just trying to make up dissing rhymes as I went...

LOL, offcourse not. I hope you didn't take anything I wrote personal either (sorry if the twins in the bins were a bit too far).

Fuck you and get back to the bar
You ain't got shit on me, you're slower than my car!

:lol: If I were faster than your car, I'd be a circus showing... or The Flash...

No, you would be average fast, cause my car is really slow

WTF, You say i talk like a wigger?
STFU before I kidnapp your dog and pull the trigger!

I don't know why, but I picture an angry Filip threatening to shoot my dog and I just couln't stop laughing...

You actually have a dog Damn I'm good

You suck, and your stupid name Dweaver
Did you stole that name from a prostituted beaver?

prostituted beaver????

I know I wanted the dweaver beaver rhyme, but to make it more catchy, well

Again, no personal puns intended, but if I was a judge and voted on which rhymes made me smile more, I'd vote for my friend Filip to advance...

Thank you

What gangsta's, dissing and then apologizing to eachother .

What gangsta's, dissing and then apologizing to eachother

We're gentlemen first, gangsta's later. Martini, shaken, not stirred, please...

niggas crackas and wiggas
nun but fake net mc's with no-figgas
each line i drop make me look-bigga
not commin off thin but without thick-lips-like-jigga

str8 up..where the cats with real skills?
i keep yall all filled
yall ryhmes are weak..clean and distilled
words out my mouth willed...this how weak mc's get killed
for reading my rhymes..all-yall-get-billed

What gangsta's, dissing and then apologizing to eachother

We're gentlemen first, gangsta's later. Martini, shaken, not stirred, please...

BTW: Who won? Where are the judges?

/\/\/\ Hahahaha, nice one. There should be a "Gunz not included" disclaimer at the bottom...

Write letterz n shit, yo

Btw much better then your first effort Yohance

Good gosh, that shit sucked . I think my vote will go to DWeaver lol, it was a toss up pretty much.

So get real little 'man', your rapping is worth less than forum spam,
Peanut butter sandwich is the nearest you'll ever get to 'jam',

hey, I'm through... you'll see the real, unhindered DW coem next round...

Hey, the other judges has to agree

Hey, the other judges has to agree

2 votes for Dweaver....2 out of 3 is all that is needed....better luck next time

They both didn't really catch my eye but my eye doesn't count

niggas crackas and wiggas
nun but fake net mc's with no-figgas
each line i drop make me look-bigga
not commin off thin but without thick-lips-like-jigga

str8 up..where the cats with real skills?
i keep yall all filled
yall ryhmes are weak..clean and distilled
words out my mouth willed...this how weak mc's get killed
for reading my rhymes..all-yall-get-billed

dont mind to pay to read your rhymes
cause i like a good laugh from time to time
unlike your name suggests your not filthy rich
just try to marry a wealthy bitch
maybe biggreen means youre like the hulk
but he doesnt have fat man its all bulk
anyway your looking more like kermit
maybe thats why you spit weak shit
you call us net mc's, got to agree with that
but how you post here without internet

niggas crackas and wiggas
nun but fake net mc's with no-figgas
each line i drop make me look-bigga
not commin off thin but without thick-lips-like-jigga

str8 up..where the cats with real skills?
i keep yall all filled
yall ryhmes are weak..clean and distilled
words out my mouth willed...this how weak mc's get killed
for reading my rhymes..all-yall-get-billed

just thought Id have a go

whats wrong with your mouth?
all I hear is two words, i'm wigga
coz from ever word you express end with igga,
that be the code for clone mc,
but you can expect that from someone who went to skool,
never broke a rule got his mom to make him a pink stool,
so you sat your fat ass on it and warmed it,
so your fag dad could get freaky on it,
your not a crime but say hello to my 47,
you soon be a crime and i wont get caught,
ill blame it all on your folks and they'll prolly take it legit,
cause they be up on the bible's every digit,
so step da fuck back poochie,
never mess with god's son of ill.

I have no background on u so its mostly fiction, but I was just using it to audition for Season 2 of NLSC NETWIGGA BATTLES.
Not my best stuff, but hey my caucasian side dominates my african american.