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[shadowgrin]

I'm an artist of African-American descent. I've just written a line that ends with the word 'trigger' and I need a good rhyming word for the end of the next line. Please help me overcome rapper's block!

[Phil89]

[benji]

Atrocious. Beyond atrocious.

And even more offensive for stealing my favorite pickup line.

The stupid images didn't help.

[Herbis]

[shadowgrin]

[koberulz]

http://www.reddit.com/tb/qvge2

The bar I worked at was near a hostel, so we got foreigners in fairly often. There was this one summer where this Swedish guy would come into the bar fairly frequently for the few months he was there. Awesome guy, fun to talk to - I'll refer to him as "Hans". He was also very tall (this is important later).

One day when he was at the bar, we're shooting the shit, and a group of girls walk in. There were 5 of them if memory serves me correctly, all clad in bikini tops and sarongs, obviously just having left the beach. Hans is usually very successful with the ladies, and he is eyeballing this group as they come in. They order drinks, I whip them up, and they head to a table.

Hans turns to me, orders a shot of whiskey, downs it, and says, "I'll be right back!". I know what's up - he heads over to this group of girls and starts chatting them up. He towers over them, trying to make small talk, and for once it's not working at all. They are not responding to his advances at all really. Things get awkward, and he sullenly walks back to the bar.

Confused, he says, "They did not like to talk to me". Not even his Swedish accent got him very far, I felt bad for the guy. I say, "Dude don't worry about it, they're too short for you anyway".

Suddenly his eyes light up and he says, "This is good! You must hold my spot and buy them drinks for me so they stay! I'll be back in very soon amount of time!" Then he runs out the door, leaving me there in a fairly solid state of "WTF?". I get the girls another round of drinks, indicate to them that they were from Hans, and head back to my post.

About a half an hour later, the girls are still there, and they order another round. I put it on Hans' tab again, and let them know that they are still on the tall Swedish. I'm thinking, shit he'd better get back soon or he's going to go broke buying these girls drinks without even being here! The girls take their drinks back to the table, and start in on them. I can tell they are starting to loosen up a bit, getting louder, more giggly.

It's at this point that I see a tall figure coming through the doorway. I couldn't tell who it was at first, but then I recognized the person. I shit you not...a very tall Willy Wonka walks through the door.

It's Hans.

He apparently ran home, put on a Willy Wonka costume, and came back to the bar. I have no fucking clue why he had this costume, or where he got it from, or why this was his amazing idea, but there he was...Willy fucking Wonka. Everyone looks at him, and people are laughing, he's waving, and then he does the whole, walking stick/fall down/roll-on-the-ground/pop up routine that Gene Wilder does as Willy Wonka in the beginning of the movie. He executes it flawlessly. He receives applause from the bar, and from the table of girls.

He comes up to me, orders a drink, then heads over to the table of girls. Apparently this was his plan. Simply to dress up as Willy Wonka and come in to hang out with them. At this point I guess the absurdity of it, and the alcohol made him more appealing to them, and after they finished their rounds they all leave together. Yep...all 5 of these girls leave with Hans dressed as Willy Wonka.

As they are leaving I realize that, with their fake looking tans, and their short stature in comparison to Hans, they look like Oompa Loompas with Willy Wonka. I'm not sure if this was his intention or not, but the effect was uncanny, and hilarious.

[ixcuincle]

[Phil89]

[Dc311]

That guy has some major balls to do that.

[Patr1ck]

I was hoping somebody would change lanes towards the end.

[deihatein]

Feels like I'm watching a video game cutscene plus quick-time events.

[shadowgrin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmeT0_ArNbw

[ixcuincle]

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[ixcuincle]

[Dc311]

The co-head of a viral online campaign to hunt down Ugandan war criminal Joseph Kony has been hospitalised after being found semi-naked in the street, masturbating, police and his boss said on Friday.

Semi-naked?

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/united-states ... d=10792720

[Andrew]

That's one way to bring more attention to a cause.

The head of Invisible Children, the organisers of the internet campaign sensation, said Jason Russell was receiving medical care for "exhaustion, dehydration, and malnutrition."

I wonder if this is the new "tired and emotional".

[Dc311]

If dehydration cause you to run around nude and masturbate in public then i must be dehydrated daily.

[Phil89]

[shadowgrin]

Semi-naked?

He was wearing a "Speedo-like underwear" before he got completely naked according to some reports.


Hard to believe someone that is supposed to be exhausted and dehydrated has the energy to go out in the sun naked and still masturbate.
I'll be waiting for your personal videos proving me wrong NLSC. Waiting.

[JaoSming]

http://deadspin.com/5894391/here-is-a-m ... avier-game

[ixcuincle]

Interesting how things changed from "Help stop Kony" to "The guy's message is fucked because he's caught masturbating in public". It completely overshadowed the message his video was trying to send.

[Dc311]

It completely overshadowed the message his video was trying to send.

What the "Make me famous and rich"message?
He did that well enough with both video's.

[Phil89]

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[Dc311]

Nice.

[Patr1ck]

Most of you have seen this, but it has the outtakes and his just as hilarious.

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