NLSC Freestyle Semi Finals: XianeX vs Cyanide.

Rotf what a tool, you're a disgrace to freestyling James Posey lookalikes.

ROFLMAO!!! FUCK, that made me laugh so loud, I woke up my dad in the floor below me, LOOOOOL

Mafia, not too bad there. I'll let the judges decide since I'm not gonna have a say for the next 2 weeks.

Take this you little bitch and stick this verse down your esophagus just call it a drive-by cause now I put a lyrical glock in this, clocking this rhyme at speeds faster than your fuckin modem
of course your rhymes are shit...riot the one who fuckin wrote em. I hope you choke on your saliva and die of a heartattack, and fall the FUCK off a building and land right on your back, and crack your spine and paralyze.. now you in a hospital, thats what happens when you battle me its a mission too impossible. I'm not Tom Cruise but im the lyrical Top Gun, you get hung untill you foaming at the tip of your tongue, you lose a lung for trying to battle I'm like a deadly cancer, like an extortionist calling your house.. you wouldn't want to answer, your battles always win cause your verses are comical, my rhymes are tropical so hot it melts your rhymes like a popsicle, my flows unstoppable, undroppable, and invincible, metaphors so shocking they past the unthinkable, unsinkable like aircraft carriers in naval bases, erases your memory like senile mental cases, you a penile pencil face cause you a mutha-fuckin prick, quick to pull back your shit and bust blanks like a small dick, you can't afford to risk your life with your weak ass vocal cords, you need a transplant to replace those words you call a rhyme, it's time for Mr. Clean to come pick up the grime.

http://805hiphop.com/v-web/bulletin/bb/ ... php?p=612&

rofl Mafia How the hell did you find that Jae?

Take this you little bitch and stick this verse down your esophagus just call it a drive-by cause now I put a lyrical glock in this, clocking this rhyme at speeds faster than your fuckin modem
of course your rhymes are shit...riot the one who fuckin wrote em. I hope you choke on your saliva and die of a heartattack, and fall the FUCK off a building and land right on your back, and crack your spine and paralyze.. now you in a hospital, thats what happens when you battle me its a mission too impossible. I'm not Tom Cruise but im the lyrical Top Gun, you get hung untill you foaming at the tip of your tongue, you lose a lung for trying to battle I'm like a deadly cancer, like an extortionist calling your house.. you wouldn't want to answer, your battles always win cause your verses are comical, my rhymes are tropical so hot it melts your rhymes like a popsicle, my flows unstoppable, undroppable, and invincible, metaphors so shocking they past the unthinkable, unsinkable like aircraft carriers in naval bases, erases your memory like senile mental cases, you a penile pencil face cause you a mutha-fuckin prick, quick to pull back your shit and bust blanks like a small dick, you can't afford to risk your life with your weak ass vocal cords, you need a transplant to replace those words you call a rhyme, it's time for Mr. Clean to come pick up the grime.

http://805hiphop.com/v-web/bulletin/bb/ ... php?p=612&

That is me Jae, I can tell you the truth on that. It wouldn't make sense for me to do it again.

Take this you little bitch and stick this verse down your esophagus just call it a drive-by cause now I put a lyrical glock in this, clocking this rhyme at speeds faster than your fuckin modem
of course your rhymes are shit...riot the one who fuckin wrote em. I hope you choke on your saliva and die of a heartattack, and fall the FUCK off a building and land right on your back, and crack your spine and paralyze.. now you in a hospital, thats what happens when you battle me its a mission too impossible. I'm not Tom Cruise but im the lyrical Top Gun, you get hung untill you foaming at the tip of your tongue, you lose a lung for trying to battle I'm like a deadly cancer, like an extortionist calling your house.. you wouldn't want to answer, your battles always win cause your verses are comical, my rhymes are tropical so hot it melts your rhymes like a popsicle, my flows unstoppable, undroppable, and invincible, metaphors so shocking they past the unthinkable, unsinkable like aircraft carriers in naval bases, erases your memory like senile mental cases, you a penile pencil face cause you a mutha-fuckin prick, quick to pull back your shit and bust blanks like a small dick, you can't afford to risk your life with your weak ass vocal cords, you need a transplant to replace those words you call a rhyme, it's time for Mr. Clean to come pick up the grime.

http://805hiphop.com/v-web/bulletin/bb/ ... php?p=612&

That is me Jae, I can tell you the truth on that. It wouldn't make sense for me to do it again.

The person who posted it was logged in as "Guest"... and then reveals themself to be someone called Bl1tZ... and lets be honest, this is a freestyle competition... last time I checked, copy/pasting things you supposedly did anonymously on another forum wasn't really freestyling

Take this you little bitch and stick this verse down your esophagus just call it a drive-by cause now I put a lyrical glock in this, clocking this rhyme at speeds faster than your fuckin modem
of course your rhymes are shit...riot the one who fuckin wrote em. I hope you choke on your saliva and die of a heartattack, and fall the FUCK off a building and land right on your back, and crack your spine and paralyze.. now you in a hospital, thats what happens when you battle me its a mission too impossible. I'm not Tom Cruise but im the lyrical Top Gun, you get hung untill you foaming at the tip of your tongue, you lose a lung for trying to battle I'm like a deadly cancer, like an extortionist calling your house.. you wouldn't want to answer, your battles always win cause your verses are comical, my rhymes are tropical so hot it melts your rhymes like a popsicle, my flows unstoppable, undroppable, and invincible, metaphors so shocking they past the unthinkable, unsinkable like aircraft carriers in naval bases, erases your memory like senile mental cases, you a penile pencil face cause you a mutha-fuckin prick, quick to pull back your shit and bust blanks like a small dick, you can't afford to risk your life with your weak ass vocal cords, you need a transplant to replace those words you call a rhyme, it's time for Mr. Clean to come pick up the grime.

http://805hiphop.com/v-web/bulletin/bb/ ... php?p=612&

*shoots self*

sorry Mafia....I was about to give the round to you until G.O.A.T.'s post....regardless of how well you redeem yourself with any other efforts, I'll have to go with lpasso....and besides, the Serb's freestyle was pretty good anyhow....

Here it comes.

wtf, you're like the gangsta mab
i didn't know they're using a cab
fuck mafia, fuck ghetto shit talk
get real you lesbo, learn how to walk
SbHz, i never heard of that women before
it must be some cheap piece of a whore
you know who's the man, and he's not you that's right
cause you're a bitch, and you're worktime's at night
you own me like you own an enzo ferrai wheel
come here biatch, I'll show you what's the feel
what's the matter pussy, i can smell your fear
you're afraid just of everything, cause your end is near
When I put AK's reed right in front of your nose
you'll know whos the real motherfuckin' boss
that's right , i'm the G.O.A.T. freestyle king
i'm not like you bitch, lesbo with a G string
I doubt i'll be back rhyming about you
cause you're shit and you know it well too!

Damn, since it was pointless to post a freestyle I made a few months ago
I'm going to have think of something else for this stupid ass hoe. This shit is being taking seriously I see. This wigga in a foreign country yelling "free me, free me" Where he is one of the hairiest bitches on the forum, thinking he got the shit to win this freestyle, but I'm still bringing it either way it goes. Yo slutty ass wearing panty hoes, on a busy street trying to find money by eating coochie. Excuse me, I didn't mean to get that intellectual, but I'll spit from a 1000 feet long just like a cannonball. Be right back, I gotta go booboo, but wait I'm still not through with you, I got to keep this freestyle going for a few more bars, a few more bars? wait I can't go that far, far far, farted in your face, its time to bring out the case of Pledge so I can let my fisces drop in the toilet and as I flush, expect a few presents to come to your room, where sewers lure in that trashy ass doom.

EDIT: And that is me whats wrong with me changing my name up anyway on that forum, Bl1tZ aint that different from my original name because the l1t kinda looks like an H, I'm not going to lie and say its me if its not.

Last edited by -BHZMAFIA- on Fri Jul 15, 2005 1:34 pm, edited 2 times in total.

LOOOOOOOOOOL this is WAAAAAAAAY too much man!!

wtf, I'm against Jackal? Man, I'm gonna get wasted since he's my buddy Now I gotta make up lies and bullshit to get my rap to be even decent

Wajajajajaja, y la conchetumare Mafia!!!

Sorry guys. Mafia's was great...until G.O.A.T. told everybody he Mazzed his freestyle. He's disqualified, right? So Lpasso, wins. Don't bother writing another one, Bhz

Mafia killed it... no not that way, more literally.

why would anyone cheat in a Freestyle I didn't cheat

why would anyone cheat in a Freestyle I didn't cheat

I don't think anyone doubts that.

Ok you faggy, this one is made before it turned out you cheated.

i thought you'd say, something like that
"my niggaz are ready", that's style of a rat
trust me lesbo pussy, you're aint gonna be back
better go with your niggaz and spin around some crack
that money will make you good at least fo' couple of weeks
to just get u of the street, 'till you learn some sucking tircks
cause people're waiting to fuck you, you bad ass nigga poo
your whole'll be big enough, to let a jambo(jet) through
you'll suck it to them also, and you'll beg for more
but it won't be enough cause, they'll wnat to see encore
at the end of story, you'll be just a hole
motherfuckin' nothing, finished like a used dall
mafia producer, you gotta be kidding me
well, this hoe and her dream, I'll just let it be
letter by letter threats?, only you're sending those
you and your scarry niggaz, famous internet hoes
hmm building a castle?, better think faster
i'm coming to get Mafia, you wont see me, I'm a blaster
only funeral, you ever will be on
it's yours and your buddies, immured in a castle stone
your mama wont recognize even a single bone
maybe she wont bother coming, she knows you're already gone
you say i'm a garbage, look at your face fool
even a Humper would've done it better, with the shaky tool
last line, last words, but just for now
your hip hop master is B-Wow!

why would anyone cheat in a Freestyle I didn't cheat

You should've...

why would anyone cheat in a Freestyle I didn't cheat

You should've...

Darn it where am I?
I better be there for Season 2

damn. My internet has been not working, so i havent been able to get on in a few days. oh well. i'm also typing with onee hand because i shattered 3 bones in my wrist.

Must of been a shitty few days for ya Indy

Must of been a shitty few days for ya Indy

i always look at the bright side

How did it happen?? (the injury)

You really want to pry into his private life Jona? You have no heart. (I'm just kidding)

Okay, what's with those G-Unot sigs anyway? Another Cosby coup?