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by **Riot** on Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:58 am

But you're one of them...you can't be trusted...*looks around* nobody can be trusted...*eire music* :!:

by **J@3** on Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:00 pm

One of us... one of us...

[Lional Hutz] Think about it Riot, if you were born in October, it'd be your birthday by now! [/Lional Hutz]

by **Mazzocchi** on Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:08 am

Happy Birthday to Mazz :bday:

by **Cable** on Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:13 am

Mazzlowcchi™ wrote:Happy Birthday to Mazz

by **Riot** on Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:25 am

Who says Happy Birthday to themselves? That's homo-erotic. :shock:

by **The GOAT** on Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:31 pm

will be my birthday in a few hours....October 18....

by **Wormy10** on Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:04 pm

Happy birthday to Mazz
and happy early birthday to The G.O.A.T. only 56 minutes here

by **cyanide** on Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:06 pm

Happy birthday Mazz and the GOAT! May you both blow out your under 14 candles!

by **The GOAT** on Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:36 pm

I'm pretty sure Mazz is older than that....

by **Jackal_** on Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:24 pm

happy birthday goat

THE WORLD IS YOURS!

by **killer_cr0ss0ver** on Tue Oct 18, 2005 6:31 pm

this calls out for a celebration. 2 bdays we have here.. :xmas:

opppss... here you are :bday:

have a

lets

btw, you are also invited at legend's bday on oct. 30 right legend?!!!! :mrgreen:

by **Mazzocchi** on Wed Oct 19, 2005 5:40 am

The G.O.A.T. wrote::lol: I'm pretty sure Mazz is older than that....

Indeed, 17 now

by **The Other Kevin** on Wed Oct 19, 2005 6:05 am

Happ Birthday, Mazz and GOAT. Can I come to your celebrations?

by **Jona** on Wed Oct 19, 2005 9:14 am

Feliz cumpleaños GOAT y Mazz, congrats! (Y)

by **BOSS** on Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:26 am

HBD Goat and Mazz :bday:

by **Jackal_** on Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:57 pm

killer_cr0ss0ver wrote:this calls out for a celebration. 2 bdays we have here.. opppss... here you are have a lets

btw, you are also invited at legend's bday on oct. 30 right legend?!!!!

Yeh sure.. we're gonna be snoring coke off dead hookers, taking shits on P*n*ys and eating jello.

by **J@3** on Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:12 pm

Happy birthday all October guys.

by **killer_cr0ss0ver** on Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:42 pm

Yeh sure.. we're gonna be snoring coke off dead hookers, taking shits on P*n*ys and eating jello.

wow that sounds interesting... :mrgreen:

Happy birthday all October guys.

we should throw a big nlsc party.... :mrgreen:

by **Jackal_** on Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:16 pm

we should throw a big nlsc party....

You need to get out more man lol..

Bluesky · by **Andrew** on Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:47 pm

Jae wrote:Happy birthday all October guys.

Ditto.

by **Jackal_** on Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:12 pm

October birthdays are always pretty sweet.. well mine always has been.. it's October 30th so the day before halloween. Here's what happened last year..

October 30, 2004

We get a pub crawl for my birthday and to celebrate halloween.. for those of you that dont know what a pub crawl is it's renting a yellow school bus for a few hours and throwin everyone in them and goin from bar to bar. So anyways my roomate and I were dressed up as tag team wrestlers.. the Headbangers to be exact.. it was fuckin sweet.. face paint, quilts, championship belts with our names on them.. and the plan was to hit 4 bars that night.

1st bar, The Armoury.. we go into the club after having two plates full of Jell-O shots.. FUCKED UP ALREADY. I'm fucked up beyond belief.. made out with some fat chick on the dance floor.. turns out her boyfriend is someone I used to go to school with.. so we end up leaving early..

2nd bar, IronHorse.. get to the bar and some chick thought it would be funny to pull down my roomates quilt.. turns out he wasnt wearing any fuckin underwear.. so his dick pops out.. everyone's like

FUCKKKK EWWWW and shit.. it was rather funny.. his quilt was ripped so he wasnt allowed into the club.. we're all piss loaded and pissed off so we decide to take him and go to a bar across teh street

On the way to the bar.. there's like 6 of us walking there.. everyone else is in the 2nd bar (IronHorse) and my buddy Chris Lloyd thought it would be a good idea to stop by the liquor store to grab a couple six packs and finish them off in the back alley.. being drunk and all we thought it would be a great idea.. not realizing that cops were out and about on feet that night cuz of Halloween. We're pounding back these beers havin a great time super fuckin loaded.. then a couple of bike cops just come right up to us :lol:

my roomate's like "FUCKK It's THE PO PO" rofl" 4 of us get liquor tickets cuz we were "holding" beers in public and one of my buddies gets tossed in teh drunk tank for being too drunk.. we called his pops and told him his sons in jail for the night lmfaoo he was pisssssed! So 6 left for the journey and now there were only 5.

We get to Hudsons Taphouse and we gotta show ID.. I was sooo fuckin drunk I didnt know what was happening.. It's my turn to show ID and I hear a SPLAT and it's my roomate behind me puking on the side of the building.. the bouncer doesnt see it so i rush over to see if hes ok.. he looks up at me and is like " Drinking is Fun" lmfaoo so we go back to the line and I show my ID and hte bouncer looks at Riley.. my roomate and says " Sorry, he's too drunk to be in the club" I was like "Noooo he's ok.. just ate something that didnt sit well.. right Riley?" And Riley says " Fuck that jigaboo, I'm fucking WASTEDDD" rofllll

We stumble back to the 2nd bar and notice our bus is gone.. WTFFF my birthday bus and it left without me.. 5 of us cram into a taxi.. riley pukes in the first one... we get kicked out.. 5 of us cram into the 2nd taxi.. riley pukes.. we get kicked out again.. now we're walking on 107th ave which is like Crackhead alley with no money.. drunk as fuck.. sick and wearing stupid ass costumes.. one of my friends gets his older sister to pick us up.. we all go to his place and pass out.. riley wakes me up in the morning and cant stop laughing.. turns out our buddies sister was fucking one of my friends.. 3 of us peaking thru the crack of the door hahahha fuck it was hilarious.. shes like 27. It was actually kinda sick.. she's a pretty fat chick.. works as a medical assistant :lol:

That was probably the best birthday I've ever had.. let alone best night I actually remember..

by **FendeR`** on Sun Oct 23, 2005 2:40 am

Holy shit. :lol:

by **Wormy10** on Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:53 am

Damn

that was a crazy ass story
I dont doubt any of it...

by **Doobie** on Sun Oct 23, 2005 5:17 am

Wow Legend , that has to be the greatest birthday ever . Oh well , I wonder why Cy isnt in the story . thought he was your best friend.

by **Its_asdf** on Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:23 am

I'm fucked up beyond belief.. made out with some fat chick on the dance floor.. turns out her boyfriend is someone I used to go to school with.. so we end up leaving early..

Haha, I'd feel so shamed if that ever happened to me.

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