Hawt wingz

[benji]

Stop making this thread about the lack of transportation in your fourth-world country.

[shadowgrin]

Some side entertainment is needed while Doobie prepares himself like Rocky for the eating contest.

[J@3]

I think Jae's going to have to invite all the MSN logins for people instead of the one that's only on their laptop after this latest account name change venture.

I added benjipwns + benjistats... just add my email to whatever email of yours is missing

Just a random question, are all moderators in this forum a little overweight?

Andrew, Jao, Pdub and myself aren't moderators so to answer your question; yes

[benji]

Weird, I didn't get it on benjistats, I was going to add it but I could snark instead. I'll add it.

[JaoSming]

Just wanted to say Man vs Food is a great show.

And yea, Im overweight

[Jackal]

Doobie you fat son of a bitch if you ever complain about your weight on here again I will find you & skull fuck you to death.

Oh wait...I already said that.

So seriously, good luck...will you give me some monies?

[el badman]

That's a pretty hard contest to judge, like benji mentioned, fucking wings have bits of meat in between the bones and it's tough to eat the whole thing. If it was just all about the spiciness, they should just have boneless wings.
We have a chile eating contest around here, and I know that eating a badass chile before the contest even begins will help because everything else will seem mild afterwards. Just bite into a habanero before starting.

[Doobie]

I'm nervous right now. There is going to be a crowd to watch me eat. I don't know if anyone checked out the video on my facebook, but I'll try to post the video of me when I get home tonight. I'm going to eat a meal now, and then wait and eat again in that contest.

[JaoSming]

well, good luck, try not to make it onto youtube for something embarrassing

[Doobie]

Thanks for all the support guys!

I won't mind being embarassed if it means I get glorified on Tosh.O

[shadowgrin]

Fuck being embarrassed. Go out there and win you hot wings eating fuck.

[Axel The Great]

I understand your passion for spicy food Doobs (runs in us latinos doesn't it? ), but if I were on a diet (trust me, I'm far from it), I wouldn't go up for this challenge. Anyways, good luck man, $500 will hopefully be yours.

[Doobie]

I've lost 30 lbs already, been strict with it. Still got some weight to go but I've improved.

On that note, I'm outt now. I'm gonna win this shit!

[formx]

I've lost 30 lbs already, been strict with it. Still got some weight to go but I've improved.

On that note, I'm outt now. I'm gonna win this shit!

just don't shit blood in your pants for eating too much spicy food.

[benji]

So how many did you manage?

[Doobie]

I ate exactly 0 wings. The owner said he couldn't do the challenge because the guy who tried it last night complained, and now he's getting calls from people saying that this challenge is illegal. I don't know if this was his excuse but I was pretty pissed cause I prepared for this all day, he said to try next saturday. The owner wants to get cleared by his lawyer before he continues the challenges.

On a side note, tonight ended up being a good night. I met someone in this town who smokes pot, and he's also a barber. So now I have my personal pot-smoking barber, and he told me to call him if I need a haircut or weed or if I just want to hang out. Hes a cool kid (16 years old).

Met him cause of my step-brother (Who is also 16), but hey he gave me a free haircut tonight it came out pretty cool, we should be smoking sometime this week

[benji]

lol wat

[J@3]

I wouldn't let a 16 year old cut my hair.

[shadowgrin]

Why do I get the impression that this whole thread and the hot wings contest is just an alibi for Doobie to tell us about his newfound and dangerous 16 year old pot smoking barber friend?

[Fresh8]

I just read today some lady ate 180 wings or something. Is this a similar competition?

[Andrew]

The owner said he couldn't do the challenge because the guy who tried it last night complained, and now he's getting calls from people saying that this challenge is illegal.

...how?

[JaoSming]

all that lead up for a weed story

[Axel The Great]

I'm not reading anymore of Doobie's threads.

[Doobie]

No this thread was for hot wings, the weed story was a side note.

And Andrew, that's what the owner claims he's talking to his attorney to figure out how this would be illegal.

And for a 16 year old he's pretty good at cutting hair.

[shadowgrin]

Doobie is like the Thierry of General Talk. Thierry abandons stories while Doobie abandons life goals.