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i wouldn't be ashamed of pwning other peoples with trash talk. besides he won 1st runner up. ain't that something to brag

i wouldn't be ashamed of pwning other peoples with trash talk.

I will now take that to heart everytime I post in the forum.

besides he won 1st runner up. ain't that something to brag

No one remembers second-place or in that case, first runner up. It's all about being the champiiien!

So who's setting up the 2009 NLSC freestyle tournament?

dedicated:

Yo
We at war...
We at war with terrorism, racism
But most of all... we at war with ourselves

(Jesus walks)
God show me the way because the devil's trying to break me down
(Jesus walks with me, with me, with me, with me, with me)

You know what the mid-west is?
Young and Restless
Where restless (niggas) might snatch your necklace
And next these (niggas) might jack your Lexus
Somebody tell these (niggas) who Kanye West is. HUH!

I walk through the valley where the shadow of death is.
Top floor of the view alone will leave you breathless
Try to catch it ... it's kind of hard
Getting choked by detectives yeah yeah now check the method.
They be asking us questions, harass and arrest us
Saying We eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
Huh? Yall eat pieces of shit what's the basis?
We ain't going no where but got suits and cases.
A trunk full of coke, rental car from Avis.
My momma used to say only Jesus can save us.
Well momma I know I act a fool
But I'll be gone til November. I got packs to move I hope.

Chorus:
(Jesus walks)
God show me the way because the devil's trying to break me down
(Jesus walks with me)
The only thing that I pray is that my feet don't fail me now.
(Jesus walks)
And I don't think there's nothing I can do now to right my wrongs
(Jesus walks with me)
I wanna talk to God but I'm afraid because we ain't spoke in so long
(I want Jesus)
God show me the way because the devil's trying to break me down
(Oh please)
The only thing that I pray is that my feet don't fail me now
And I don't think there's nothing I can do now to right my wrongs
I wanna talk to God but I'm afraid because we ain't spoke in so long
(I want Jesus)
So long, so long

(Jesus walks with me)

To the hustlers, killers, murderers, drug dealers, even the strippers...
(Jesus walks with them!)
To the victims of welfare feel we living in hell here, hell yea...
(Jesus walks with them!)
Now hear ye hear ye wanna see thee more clearly
I know He hear me when my feet get weary
Cause we're the almost nearly extinct
We rappers is role models we rap we don't think
I ain't here to argue about his facial features
Or here to convert atheist into believers
I'm just trying to say the way school need teachers
The way Kathy Lee needed Regis that's the way I need Jesus
So here go my single dawg radio needs this
They said you can rap anything except for Jesus
That means guns, sex, lies, videotape
But if I talk bout God my record won't get played
Huh?
Well if this take away from my spins
Which will probably take away from my ends
Then I hope it take away from my sins
And bring the day that I'm dreamin 'bout
Next time I'm in the club everybody screaming out...

(Jesus walks)
God show me the way because the devil trying to break me down
(Jesus walks with me)
The only thing that I pray is that my feet don't fail me now.
(Jesus walks)
And I don't think there's nothing I can do to right my wrong
(Jesus walks with me)
I wanna talk to God but I'm afraid because we ain't spoke in so long
(I want Jesus)

oh yeah:

So who's setting up the 2009 NLSC freestyle tournament?

do it in this thread

The way Kathy Lee needed Regis that's the way I need Jesus

Someone shoot this retard please.

The way Kathy Lee needed Regis that's the way I need Jesus

Someone shoot this retard please.

sometimes Kanye's lyrics are nonsense. must be high making that.

I love Kanye's lyrics. There are usually at least five absurd lines per song. I'm not sure which song the P.H.D. (Pretty Huge Dick) line is one, but here is my favorite part of Good Life:

Have you ever popped champagne on a plane
While gettin' some brain?
Whipped it out, she said "I never seen snakes on a plane"

YO VIP's
Lets KICK IT

Alright STOP, while I do up my laces.
This kinda thing happens every show, yo
I gotta learn how to tie a BOW

WHATS YOUR REAL NAME?
Robert Van Winkle
WHY DID YOU CHANGE IT?
Nothin ryhmes with Winkle

I'm White, and im capitalizin, on trend that's currently risin,
Mix it with Curly and Larry and Moe,

WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP, HEY YO

WHEN YOU GONNA STOP?
Maybe never, I become richer with every endevar.
Im livin large and my bank is scooped,
Cause I just listin to real rap and dupe it!!!

White White Baby
He's White white Baby
So very white white baby
Extremely white white baby

I'm a little teapot short and stout
GROOVE VANILLA ICE WORK IT OUT

I told the world I was stabbed in the butt,
But it was a toilet paper cut
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He's white white baby
What is he?... white white baby
he's white what baby
His thing is white white baby,
Hes just a white white baby
Were talking white white baby

Hey guys!!!!!!!!!
Wassup?

Yo Im not stupid, I just dupid

Word to ya mudda

NICE, NICE BABY
TOO COLD, TOO COLD