NLSC Freestyle

by **Ruff Ryder** on Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:54 am

Geez colin atleast i got a dick
And a piece that lets off after 2 clicks
Man dawg i think your fallin
Straight to hell so satan can be renamed colin
I rule this forum 500 some posts in 4 months
I should change my name to the king of crunk
Aint noone spit it fresh like me
They still enjoy being dykes that wanna be ryding
And man you think your so fly
But i know da oath
Ruffryder to da death ryde or die
Yeah, now ya know

by **TRUball** on Tue Sep 23, 2003 11:23 am

I'm just a wannabee
Got no skills on the mic ya see
but dam on the court
I'll make ya'll feel short
you can't coop wit me
i'll take your rep and kill it gee
dam I school ya so much
ya think I was dutch
now i'll end my run
but don't come whinning back, son

(hehe, that was fun) :proud:

by **Jackal** on Tue Sep 23, 2003 11:43 am

colin826 wrote:Your dicks so ugly when you masturbate
Your sperm don't cum they evacuate

Colin, you been experimenting on yourself boy? :lol:

by **Ruff Ryder** on Tue Sep 23, 2003 11:47 am

I wonder what stuff andrew will say
It'd be funny herein rap from an aussie
I wonder if he raps probably mostly rock
Dont say anything bad or else he'll put us on lock
And lebron james who talks lotsa shit
Are you gonna come and defend mr. kidd?
Dont cry cuz the nets suck this year they'll slip
When the Lakers come the nets will get whipped
And j-duncan will throw a fit
I better shut up b4 i start the beef
but its freestyle dont copy what i say theif

by **cocobee** on Tue Sep 23, 2003 2:37 pm

reppin VA, all day...
i'm that dude that gave your bitch that slouch
have you watchin my game from the bench, like yous Tim Couch
Classic like Montana, but I do eat Rice
don't be fooled just because my game is nice
I'll whoop on that ass and have your boys start staring at me
like I was in the middle of a porn, and I was Ron Jeremy
I'll rush for a 100 or cop a triple double,
step to this flip
spells nothing but TROUBLE..for you and your crew
like bad boys bad boys
whatchu gonna do?
got you lickin your lips like a broke ass Nelly,
stop staring at my stick
I'm too old for you ..R Kelly

:wink:

by **Stevan** on Tue Sep 23, 2003 7:31 pm

awww you guys are still writing poetry?
gangsta versions of Shakespeare in the 21st century!
talking all that incoherent slang,
Shaq is easier to understand... and even fob Zhi Zhi Wang!
The talent ain't that bad but is wasted on a forum,
Just like Kobe's recent effort in the bedroom!
Take your demo down to the studio,
be a rappin hoe, and let everyone taste your flow!

by . on Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:26 pm

I never rhymed before, but gonna give it a try
Im just like Chingy, my lyrics are dry
cant believe he has a hit with that stupid Right Thurr
U lyrics suck Chingy..b*ch*ss, U heard?
U just like Lebron, think U da man
that U can do everything that no one else can
straigt out of HS straight into the Pro´s
Best ever? Compared with Michael Jordan?...U know thats low
U never played in the big league so stop living the hype
people will excpect U to deliver on any given night
Dunno if U will make it, I wish U success
I aint hating on U, I just think U deserve less
your a good player Im telling U here
Hope U Wont end up like Vin Baker, adidcted to :beer:

man....I suck :lol:

by **Ruff Ryder** on Wed Sep 24, 2003 12:27 am

You know what we should do, rap about chingy
and how he plays at the holiday inn wit his thingy
When he raps my ears start ringing
He thinks he so cool cuz he's blinging
But it's not pimping when da chicks arent flipping
Just hitting the deck wit the farts hes ripping
I should get the contract for the flows i'm spitting
Who he kidding wit the hoes hes hitting
And the oder hes admitting whos he shitting
BUT HIMSELF!

by **BIG GREEN** on Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:35 pm

this thread still on? :shock:

get ready..ah hit the gong
havin all yah mammas suckin ma schlong
dong ditty dong
bitch playin mah balls like pong
ah cum kung fu wiii yahh!! like sum ting wong
hard and long
thats all i got...end this song

by **Nick** on Thu Sep 25, 2003 12:25 am

Ok, here's a serious rhyme from MC Barnsey, give it up! Kick that shit, DJ!

Here we go..

Yo yo...
This thread is just growin' old,
Like left over food, that's showin' mould.

i might fry my aTi and cry, try dry my eye, live and let buy,
before this thread will die.

Yo! *crowd cheers*

Imma rappin' from Aussie-land,
i'm a white man,
And imma still kickin' can!

It's almost a crime, to rhyme, for the first time,
Open fire, Now the show iz mine!

Don't take the blame, don't fell ashamed, Don't be insane,
Just remember my name...

by **Wall St. Peon** on Thu Sep 25, 2003 1:27 am

Guess who's back, back again...nick is back...tell some men...

*cough* anyway...I wrote a three page free-VERSE poem last night, could I post that and would it count?

by **MC Hao** on Thu Sep 25, 2003 8:53 am

all you young cats spitting like a bunch of 5th grade fools
you ain't got no fucking skills nor you got the tools
ima mad man outta da PRC, ima gonna teach y'all a lesson
you gonna fuck with me, i'll end your life. ya heard, son
H-A-O is how you spell this MC's name
filled with anger, the war is on, this ain't no game
he ain't your typical master of ceremony
rather, his mind is wack, he's so muthafucking crazy
the first white man he saw he called him a chinky
the last white man he saw ended up losing his life and the lil' pinky
he ain't care for what he does cuz he feels no pain
show no respect, then his madness will force you to go insane
i feel sorry for the young cats who are trying to make a show here
don't know a thing about rap and you want the crowd to cheer?
you make fun of chingy cuz his song is so damn commercial
meanwhile, your shit is worse! ain't you special?
"incoherent slang", "Zhi Zhi Wang"? that shit don't rhyme
i aint see no talents here don't waste my time
you eat rice, but your game is wack
i eat pussies, that's why my game's up high and never falls back
down on the ground where your dick is
got bit off by your girl when she found out you had herpes
shit, you are only 13? i guess i had said enough
i hope you did cover your eyes and put on some ear muffs
i am sorry i had to make this so long
but size does matter when you wanna get some action on.

yo peace, don't hate me because i was drunk. :doh:

by **cocobee** on Thu Sep 25, 2003 10:27 am

*Mic check* 1.2..3...

you may be eating the cha cha,
but it smells like ka ka,
you better off just lickin her ta ta's,
you're whole rap to me is blah blah,
whippin your ass like a crack whore ma ma,
Your game is cheap like the C Webb Da Da's,
got brain from your girl behind the neighborhood WAWA,
legendary like the great BIG Poppa
educated from the school of hard knocka
mess with me,
I'm the dude that shoved you in your locka
I'm out of this joint,
like a hit from ya boy SOSA! :arrow:

by **MC Hao** on Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:45 am

thanks a lot, man. your crap ruined a good ending to this thread.

by **Ruff Ryder** on Sat Sep 27, 2003 10:03 am

MC hao, mc wow
I'm still tryin to figure out how this guys an mc now
his shit is wacker than that cracker that called him a chink
He's a slacker, wife smacker that aint got room to speak
commercial dont rhyme wit special, so why try
I am the truth, so why lie
Your grandma be like my
the kid spit it and made it fly
Nick, rap is for tha hood so you gotta go
I know your sad but this aint no joke
your the target of the fun we poke
Cuz you aussie by ya kinfolk
so lets leave it at that, this song ends
Dont try and beat me cuz i make u look dead

(no offense, harm or anything ment like that. All in the name of fun)

by **emadhn15** on Sun Sep 28, 2003 12:43 pm

Everyone of y'all come and catch beef/
Just actors all over the scene like Meryl Streep/
Get off each others d*i*c*k suckin like a leech/
Come on, no one even battles anymore/
It's like a desolate desert u never seen before/
Everybody get up, start postin; like u should/
Cause if everbody cool in the site it's no good/
I wanna see all y'all battle in this topic/
If you got beef or a good verse go ahead, drop it/

by **emadhn15** on Sun Sep 28, 2003 12:47 pm

oh yea, i just found the freestyle i wrote since a long time,,

With more rhymes than a thesaurus, I'm a rappin' Tyrannosaurus.
The new Newbies on the site are weaker than a Ford Taurus.
Y'all are wack, or on crack, in fact ya ain't jack.
Y'all lack the ability for a half-decent attack.
Shaq could hold back and still be better at rap.
I look at you to see pitch black, nothing more than bacterial plaque.
Your a retarted fool in high-school tryin to act cool.
I may seem cruel, but life is my endless rhyming fuel.
As a prodogy, a mastermind, and a flawless rap jewel.
I release more hot sh*t than a bull with a loose stool.
I'll hit you with writer's block, harder than the back end of a glock.
You suck too much c*o*c*k, wiggers should stick wit Rock.
Knock you out with a bat I stole from the shelves you stock,
Piss on your grave along with Daren's "Pop and Lock".
Pull up at MickeyD's in a Nissan Skyline and then I just tip you a quarter.
Pissin you off cause your ride your bike to work to flippin the burgers I order.
Newbies listen up or I'll bare handedly rip out all your anteriors,
It's time to to listen to your elders, now bow to your superiors

by **Nick** on Sun Sep 28, 2003 9:01 pm

Nick, rap is for tha hood so you gotta go

:lol: Couldn't agree more.

by **Ruff Ryder** on Mon Sep 29, 2003 10:14 am

Anybody think we should have a contest? Someone could create a NLSC Freestyle battle crown for the champ with photoshop. Then they could put it in their profile or avater.

All for fun though. We need judges and contestents.

by **emadhn15** on Mon Sep 29, 2003 12:10 pm

ruffryder8 wrote:Anybody think we should have a contest? Someone could create a NLSC Freestyle battle crown for the champ with photoshop. Then they could put it in their profile or avater.

All for fun though. We need judges and contestents.

yeah i totally agree, that would be fun :applaud:

( Y)

(Y)

by **MC Hao** on Tue Sep 30, 2003 5:44 am

we need good judges though.

by **emadhn15** on Tue Sep 30, 2003 8:31 am

we will first battle and then do a poll

Website · by **madskillionaire** on Tue Sep 30, 2003 8:59 am

hmm, wouldnt be a bad idea, except i would win...since i really do rap :oops:

anyways...im drop somethin cause im bored :lol:

critically acclaimed, have you needing clincal aid/
destroy imbeciles, reaching the pinnacle made/
all the wack fills, im known the crack grills/
you still choppin? understand that crack kills/
you think you have speed, but im just a bit quicker/
when if comes to earthquakes, my style's off the richter/
yeh you can "try again", so jump back on the saddle/
got one question: what rapper wanna battle?/

thank you

by **cocobee** on Wed Oct 01, 2003 9:28 am

MC Hao wrote:thanks a lot, man. your crap ruined a good ending to this thread.

you talkin to me?

by **Ruff Ryder** on Sun Oct 05, 2003 3:47 am

Any victims/contestents yet? Or judges?

Anyone think we should start a new thread for this?
He madskillionare, since you say you really do rap, then how about judging?

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