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Postby Gundy on Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:23 am

Poor kid. :shake:

puttincomputers wrote:15`And a man who giveth his lying with a beast is certainly put to death, and the beast ye do slay.


What the fuck did the beast do? :lol:
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Postby Dramacydal on Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:21 am

Sauru wrote:if you are gonna have sex with your daughter at least make sure you have a good looking daughter, ya know?


Plus wrapping your tool might prevent you from unwanted media attention.
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Postby Fitzy on Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:12 am

dramacydal wrote:
Sauru wrote:if you are gonna have sex with your daughter at least make sure you have a good looking daughter, ya know?


Plus wrapping your tool might prevent you from unwanted media attention.


he didnt do either of those
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Postby Matthew on Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:34 am

I don't believe them. I think they're saying it for the attention.
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Postby michael8610 on Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:08 pm

unbelievable.
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Postby Jackal on Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:24 pm

I wish I had a daughter.
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Postby Indy on Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:58 pm

puttincomputers wrote:what im sayin is that under the ot law these folks should have been killed! now its a sin but not punishable by death unless the earthly law decrees it.


Better make sure your sideburns are nice and long if you are going to follow the laws in that book. Oh, and don't wear glasses either.

Jackal wrote:I wish I had a daughter.


I'm really glad you don't.
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Postby Jackal on Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:44 pm

Not like I don't get what I want from my sons.
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Postby Indy on Fri Apr 18, 2008 3:35 pm

Jackal wrote:Not like I don't get what I want from my sons.


Ain't that a fact. Your sons are great.
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Postby Oznogrd on Sat Apr 19, 2008 1:21 am

But Indy Jackal, didnt you read putts post? Now there's blood on you. You both have to die...sorry but it is the word of God after all....(also i'd like to point out that while male homosexuality is mentioned lesbians are not in the verse. Further proof that everyone loves lesbians, even God)

Now look im not saying that what these people did is right, its royally fucked up. But hey, two consenting adults? who gives a shit? Its their lives, let em live it however they wanna, as much as we may or may not disagree. The dad probly just wanted the version of his wife he married 30 years ago...and boom there's the daughter looking just like her and most likely acting just like her. Is anyone that surprised?
Once again i'm not saying everyone should fuck whoever they want, but I am saying the "daughter/wife" and the "Dad/husband" seem to be ok with it, so why bother with all hubbub?
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Postby Jackal on Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:42 am

No dying. No can do. God doesn't want me taking over Hell just yet.

It's too bad my sons can't produce kids. I'd have a daughter by now.
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Postby Sauru on Sat Apr 19, 2008 3:32 am

lmfao
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Postby Indy on Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:27 pm

Jackal wrote:It's too bad my sons can't produce kids. I'd have a daughter by now.


That reminds me of an old Eminem verse back when Eminem was awesome and not lame like he is now.

So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
longer than the rumor that I was stickin it to Christina
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
it'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?
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Postby Nick on Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:10 pm

Only in south australia.
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Postby Emiliano on Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:21 am

Talk about a fucked up family tree! :|
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Postby Modifly on Sat May 17, 2008 11:03 am

this is one dip shit
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Postby nascarmandate on Mon May 19, 2008 4:40 pm

incest at it's finest. kinda cool niche in the porn world. this is what porn can do to you fellas. heads up
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Postby cyanide on Tue May 20, 2008 1:44 am

nascarmandate wrote:incest at it's finest. kinda cool niche in the porn world. this is what porn can do to you fellas. heads up


So you're saying watching incest porn influences/compels people to do incest?
if you were killed tomorrow, i WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN THE MOTHA FUCKER THAT KILLED U!
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Postby Maaarf on Tue May 20, 2008 6:03 pm

It's always nice to see parents getting along with their kids....
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Postby Matthew on Tue May 20, 2008 6:32 pm

cyanide wrote:
nascarmandate wrote:incest at it's finest. kinda cool niche in the porn world. this is what porn can do to you fellas. heads up


So you're saying watching incest porn influences/compels people to do incest?


:dance:
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Postby cyanide on Wed May 21, 2008 1:44 am

Matthew wrote::dance:


Your point is?
if you were killed tomorrow, i WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN THE MOTHA FUCKER THAT KILLED U!
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Postby zmac on Wed May 21, 2008 10:49 am

I just vomited a bit in my mouth then swallowed it
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Postby Matthew on Wed May 21, 2008 11:49 am

cyanide wrote:
Matthew wrote::dance:


Your point is?

Some people are thick. Read the bold part of the quoted text in my previous post in this thread.
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Postby cyanide on Wed May 21, 2008 12:29 pm

Matthew wrote:Some people are thick. Read the bold part of the quoted text in my previous post in this thread.


I did. I asked him for clarification to a seemingly absurd statement, and you (no surprise) stated the obvious.

Like I said, your point is?
if you were killed tomorrow, i WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN THE MOTHA FUCKER THAT KILLED U!
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Postby Matthew on Wed May 21, 2008 1:10 pm

So now I have to define to you meaning of the word "can"? Wow! :lol:
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