Mad About Poo

Interesting comments regarding my #5 addition. I've never heard of a guy wiping his penis with toilet paper until recently, so I was wondering if anyone out there actually does, and it seems like people do use TP on their pee-pee after all.

I have done it a few times before (dab it that is) because I hate it when there is still that little bit of piss left and it left a wet dot on the inside of my boxers, and thats really uncomfortable and annoying.

7. When you get up with a morning wood and need to piss, what do you do?

A. Personally I fuckin hate this. Aiming is almost impossible, but I usually can't wait for the little fella to calm down (for whatever reason he's excited for, I don't know) so I just have to pull the trigger. Squatting and "force-aiming" usually does the trick, but its really difficult to pull off.

1. No, never. I'm in, out, and done well before I'd get a chance to read anything; and I'm not all that interested in hanging around in the shitter long enough to read something.

2. Standing. Every time. Unless I'm mid-shit.

3. Yes. Every time.

4. 1 - 2 times per day. I'm pretty regular, I think.

5. I shake it like a Polaroid picture.

6. I let it fly.

Dang....How do you guys take 1-2 shits a day??
I might only have 4-5 shits a week.....

7. When you get up with a morning wood and need to piss, what do you do?

I wait on him but sometimes he won't fucking go down.

I have done it a few times before (dab it that is) because I hate it when there is still that little bit of piss left and it left a wet dot on the inside of my boxers, and thats really uncomfortable and annoying.

7. When you get up with a morning wood and need to piss, what do you do?

A. Personally I fuckin hate this. Aiming is almost impossible, but I usually can't wait for the little fella to calm down (for whatever reason he's excited for, I don't know) so I just have to pull the trigger. Squatting and "force-aiming" usually does the trick, but its really difficult to pull off.

i go and try to aim it, every morning i sleep in this happens

1. Do you bring reading material into the bathroom with you? What kind?
Nah, sometimes ill take my phone though, nothing like a crap and a text

2. Do you pee sitting or standing?
Standing, blokes have a penis so that we can

3. Do you wash your hands after using the restroom?
Yep

4. How often to you take a shit?
When i have to, once a day maybe

I have to wait till morning wood dies down before I even leave my room... I have to walk past my parents and dont wear a shirt to bed, so I cant tuck it up.

Hasnt been that much of an issue though - I dont get it every day


If I ever have a fat though;

2. Do you pee sitting or standing?
Standing - unless im on a semi, then i wouldnt be able to control it, and somehow have to contort myself... its more of a squat if im on a semi...

I always clean my ass standing.

Once in a while I may bring reading materials....as of lately its been text books to study.

I pee standing. Always wanted to adapt the sitting pee technique but I'm so lazy that once I am down there I wouldn't wanna get up.

3 out of 4 times at home I wash my hands. Anywhere else, always.

I take a dump once a day if I am lucky. I'm not that big a shitter...too much work.

No I dont whipe my penis after I pee...thats for pretty boys. Sometimes I just throw it back in my boxers when its still dripping so I can walk around with the pissy stench of a real man.

No I dont whipe my penis after I pee...thats for pretty boys. Sometimes I just throw it back in my boxers when its still dripping so I can walk around with the pissy stench of a real man.

... nice

Does anyone else find it amusing that a thread about shitting is one of the most popular of recent topics All this effort put into people trying to liven up the boards with 'deep' topics, when all it needed was some crap

1. Sitting

2. Standing, sometimes in the morning when I don't really need a shit but can feel one coming ill sit down for a piss and wait for the crap to eventuate.

3. I always wash my hands with Soap after a twosey, mostly after a piss too, especially in public places, sometimes at home ill just use water. In my opinion it makes just as much sense to wash your hands before a piss (dont do this, but ive thought about it a few times) since who knows what kind of germs your getting on your Wazz.

4. I probably go once a day.

5. Ive never thought of wiping my wazz, I just shake then move on.

6. I always let it fly in the shower, however we had a big arguement about this in our flat (2 of us think its fine and do it all the time, while 2 others think its extremely unhygenic ) so we ended up saying we wouldn't do it outta respect for them.

1. Do you bring reading material into the bathroom with you? What kind?

Nope.

2. Do you pee sitting or standing?

At sitting cause the toilet is too low and I don't like to miss Outside, standing is cool.

3. Do you wash your hands after using the restroom?

Always.

4. How often to you take a shit?

I dunno... don't really take notice. Maybe once a day...

5. Do you wipe your penis with toilet paper after you pee?

Nope...

6. If you have to piss and you're in the shower, do you let it rip or hold it till you get out?

In the morning and if I couldn't go to the toilet, then I do it in the shower. Actually, we had an arguement about this in school and the school dux was saying it was unhygenic then our boarding master came in and said, 'no, it should be fine. The water washes it away.' So I guess its ok

7. When you get up with a morning wood and need to piss, what do you do?

Take a shower and do it there... that or the showering makes morning wood go away... i think...

8. When you're in public... cubicles or urinals?

I go to a urinal if there's no one next to me... I don't know why but I don't want people getting the wrong impression... and sometimes there are creeps who you feel are looking over or something... And whenever a dude takes the urinal beside you... it's just weird. The most uncomfortable thing was when this dude tried to talk to me in the middle of my piss and I was like, 'Man, I'm trying to concentrate." So I guess my answer is depending on the situation.

9. Do you close the door when you're pissing... or for some strange people when you shit?

I used to get annoyed at people who didn't close or lock their cubicle door in public restrooms but after becomming oh so lazy, I have adopted this technique and always get hit by someone opening the cubicle door or someone about to walk in and then quickly leaving after appologising quickly.

1. Do you bring reading material into the bathroom with you? What kind?

I never read in the bathroom. Never ever.


2. Do you pee sitting or standing?

I always sit when I'm at my or someone else's home. Only times I pee standing is in public bathrooms.


3. Do you wash your hands after using the restroom?

Always.


4. How often to you take a shit?

Once a day.



This is a somewhat weird topic but it's probably gonna uncover some funny bathroom habits...
Didn't Riot say that when he's done taking a shit he stands in front of a mirror spreading his cheeks and looks through his legs for the spots he needs to clean?

Yea he did. Man I can't even imagine how gross that is.

Here are my 'preferences':

1. Do you bring reading material into the bathroom with you? What kind?
I never read in the dub-c...One reason is that I don't like wasting time there, one of my childhood friends always used 30-60 mins every time he needed to shit.

2. Do you pee sitting or standing?
Standing. At home I sometimes sit if I'm too tired.

3. Do you wash your hands after using the restroom?
About 90% of the time. Always after shitting.

4. How often to you take a shit?
Once in the morning and usually after dinner.

5. Do you wipe your penis with toilet paper after you pee?
When peeing sitting. Never when standing.

6. If you have to piss and you're in the shower, do you let it rip or hold it till you get out?
Let er rip.

Um, wow.

1. Do you bring reading material into the bathroom with you?
Nope. I'm usually too quick.

2. Do you pee sitting or standing?
Depends if i'm on the shitter already or not. If not, i'll stand.

3. Do you wash your hands after using the restroom?
No Unless i piss on my hands which is rare. Or i'm at work.

4. How often to you take a shit?
No idea. once every 1 or 2 days.

And i don't wipe my cock after i piss. Wtf?

Imagine this was the first ever thread you saw after registering at NLSC.

I think it was air_gordon who made this thread before. Then it won thread of the month in Jae's weekly thread with the power rankings and stuff. That was a great thread.

1. Do you bring reading material into the bathroom with you?
No, I've never really found the fascination to do it

2. Do you pee sitting or standing?
Stand

3. Do you wash your hands after using the restroom?
Always

4. How often to you take a shit?
Once per day

1. Do you bring reading material into the bathroom with you?

nope. when i go to the bathroom it's strictly business. however when i do decide to bring reading material, i usually tag along my yearbook.

2. Do you pee sitting or standing?

standing. unless i wake up in the middle of the night with a huge ass boner. i usually have to sit and force my cock down the hole.

3. Do you wash your hands after using the restroom?

yes

4. How often to you take a shit?

once a day in the morning. its always right after breakfast. if i don't shit i get all paranoid because i hate taking derek fisher's at school or at work.



oh, and sometimes when i'm constipated as fuck i like to take my clothes off.

4. How often to you take a shit?

once a day in the morning. its always right after breakfast. if i don't shit i get all paranoid because i hate taking derek fisher's at school or at work.

Derek Fisher's

my mate & I call them Suzie's after a girl we know who always seems to be taking big dumps

Another question because a friend of mine told me some time ago that some dude took a dump at his house and put the tp in his garbage bin. I personally think thats the kind of action that could lead to a fight but maybe its a cultural thing because the same guy once had a plumber of the same origin as the initial dumper tell him he shouldnt put any paper in the toilet (whether tp of kitchen paper).


When you wipe your ass do you always put the tp in the toilet? If not, then where?

ALWAYS in the toilet. Why the hell would you stick it in the garbage can? I guess if your plumming sucked real bad. Sometimes I just bury mine in the dirt.

Another question because a friend of mine told me some time ago that some dude took a dump at his house and put the tp in his garbage bin. I personally think thats the kind of action that could lead to a fight but maybe its a cultural thing because the same guy once had a plumber of the same origin as the initial dumper tell him he shouldnt put any paper in the toilet (whether tp of kitchen paper).


When you wipe your ass do you always put the tp in the toilet? If not, then where?

I was in some places in the Caribbean where you have to put it in the garbage because of plumbing issues with handling all the paper.

I can understand that but why would you take a dump in a perfectly fine toilet then just leave piles of shitpaper in the garbage without throwing it away. I see no reason.

I was told it was a plumbing issue, that it was not good to flush toilet paper down. I'm still not sure how it's any worse than flushing poo down.

I was in some places in the Caribbean where you have to put it in the garbage because of plumbing issues with handling all the paper.

Curacao has that. The island doesn't have sewers but septic tanks outside the house. So everything you flush sort of gets stored up outside your house in a tank. If you clog it up, it'll overflow in to your yard. That's usually a stinker.