When was the last time you....

-Had sex ---- I'm 15, stop pressuring me.

-masturbated---- Yesterday, it was a video on YouTube and I couldn't resist.

Did you honestly just say you jerked off to a video on YOUTUBE?????

-Had sex ---- I've only had it once, damn it was fine.

-masturbated---- Yesterday

-ate pizza ----I put weight on easy so I aint eating that shit.

-did something illegal --- I've done some stuff when I was like 14-16 shoplifting that's about it

-lied---- Can't remember probably this week

-get drunk --- Like last year

-saw a beautiful girl ---- I always see a few walking around

-Got into an argument ---- A while ago

-worked out----- Is playing basketball working out?

-played basketball-----Playing today...

-Had sex ---- I'm 15, stop pressuring me.

-masturbated---- Yesterday, it was a video on YouTube and I couldn't resist.

Did you honestly just say you jerked off to a video on YOUTUBE?????

Yes, they offer variety. It was the only time.

-Had sex ---- never

-masturbated---- hm, last week

-ate pizza ----two days ago
-did something illegal --- lets.. i cheated on schol but that was some time ago since im on vacation, and damn its ending , ah i lied about my age to see a movie, and.. i cant remember anything else..

-lied---- right on this post, i didnt ate pizza 2 days ago.. it´s been some time since i haven´t eaten pizza.

-get drunk --- i dont think i´ve ever got drunk, im not the drinking type of guy.

-saw a beautiful girl ---- last week.

-Got into an argument ---- yesterday with a friend of mine.

-worked out----- hm.. i played basketball does that count.. oh i rode bicycle around my town last week...

-played basketball-----today.

Mmm... personal information.

Had sex - 3 years ago I was 15.

Masturbated - Not yesterday but the day before.

Ate pizza - i dunno, like a week or 2 ago?

Lied - The last time i had sex is actually almost 4 years ago.

Got drunk - Last night.

Got head - Last night (I just had to add that. )

Saw a beautiful girl - Last night. Well, she was okay.

Got into an argument - Can't remember.

Worked out - Volunteraly? Lol. Umm probably 2 weeks ago.

Played basketball - 5 days ago. (Every Sunday and Monday)

Had sex - 31 August, 2005. The last day I felt loved

Masturbated - Today, in the morning (I was in the shower)

Ate pizza - Never

Lied - Can't remember

Got drunk - A couple years ago. About a week ago I drank, didn't get drunk but I still threw up the next day.

Got head - Probably August 29th

Saw a beautiful girl - Today, at school

Got into an argument - Can't remember.

Worked out - 2 weeks ago

Played basketball - 2 weeks ago

Last edited by Drex on Sat Jul 29, 2006 3:29 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Hmm so you had sex in the future. Sounds fun. And you never ate pizza, something strange is going on here.

Crap...that was last year. And no, I've never ate a pizza in my life. I hate cheese.

really? i think you might be the first person i've met who dislikes cheese.

Had sex - 2 1/2 weeks ago

Masturbated - 2 1/2 weeks ago (for those who don't know, its good to let a girl jack you off before sex, that way you can easily go alot longer than the average person)

Ate pizza - Today

Lied - Yesterday at work

Got drunk - Never

Got head - Last month

Saw a beautiful girl - Saw a few yesterday at work

Got into an argument - About two weeks ago with a friend.

Worked out - 2 days ago

Played basketball - Yesterday

Haha I had to point that out. Let me give it a try.

Had sex - I'm a virgin, most 15 year olds are.

Masturbated - An hour and a half ago.

Ate pizza - like 4 hours ago when I got home from seeing Clerks II

Did something illegal - Snuck into Clerks II whick is rated R

Lied - After the movies when I told my mom I didn't sneak into a rated R movie.

Got drunk - 4 days ago before I went to a fair, pregaming a fair is really cool. Especially going on the Ferris Wheel.

Got head - 2 weeks ag, we were both drunk so I'm not sure if it counts.

Saw a beautiful girl - A few hours ago at the movies.

Got into an argument - Everytime a younger girl like an 8th grader, I'm a 10th grader, says she likes me and stuff and I don't want to get involved with 13 year olds, and I always bitch at them.

Worked out - My school is getting really stupid and trying to make us seem like a powerhouse football school so I worked out yesterday, and we have been having workouts like 3 days a week.

Played basketball - I played H.O.R.S.E. with my little 8 year old twin brothers yesterday but my last serious game was two days ago.

Had sex - 2 days ago

Masturbated - Today

Ate pizza - Couple Weeks ago

Lied - Today

Got drunk - Last weekend

Got head - Yesterday

Saw a beautiful girl - Today, pretty much see someone everyday when I'm out

Got into an argument - 2 days go

Worked out -Today

Played basketball - few weeks

(for those who don't know, its good to let a girl jack you off before sex, that way you can easily go alot longer than the average person)

Very good tip, but, It doesnt have to be right before, if you get off before you go out that will also work. Basically if you get off a few hours before you will last longer

-Had sex ----Never.

-masturbated----Um, a few hours ago.

-ate pizza ----A week or two ago.

-did something illegal ---Just drove a car without a title, tag, or insurance.

-lied----I dont remember. My lies are never important enough to remember.

-get drunk ---Never have, never will.

-saw a beautiful girl ----A long time. It's been at least months. Sure as hell wont see one at the grocery store where I work.

-Got into an argument ----Everyday there's an argument with my brother.

-worked out----- Two or three weeks ago. I said I would do pushups everyday, and do more each day, but that lasted for 5 days. I got up to 50, and then I forgot to do it.

-played basketball-----Earlier today. I play bball everyday, by myself. I usually stop when either the ball rolls under the house, or off the hill. With my horrible shot that doesn't take long either.

Had sex - I'm a virgin, most 15 year olds are.

So why have you pointed out so many times that you've had oral sex, or do you not consider that sex? Or did you just lie about that to get attention?

(for those who don't know, its good to let a girl jack you off before sex, that way you can easily go alot longer than the average person)

Very good tip, but, It doesnt have to be right before, if you get off before you go out that will also work. Basically if you get off a few hours before you will last longer

Just because you limp dicks can't last more than 5 seconds doesn't mean the rest of us are as bad

-Had sex ---- Not yet, ill answer that tomoro morning

-masturbated---- oo yesterday or day before maybe

-ate pizza ----2 nights ago

-did something illegal --- got pissed last weekend i spose

-lied---- cant remember

-get drunk ---2 weekends ago, last weekend, this weekend!

-saw a beautiful girl ---- friday at school i spose

-Got into an argument ---- at footy today, got punched in the nose cause of it

-worked out----- shit thats goin back a few months, but i play alot of sport instead

-played basketball----- just came in from havin some shots then

Had sex: Never.

Masturbated: Thursday.

Ate pizza: Yesterday. It's almost everyday either pizza or pasta here in Italy.

Did something illegal: I do it every day

Lied: A few days ago...I think...

Get drunk: 1st January 2006...It was my birthday and my ex-girlfriend wanted to finish our relationship so she got me drunk and then told me, but of course she had to tell me that again the next day because I couldn't remember anything. The saddest days of my life.

Saw a beautiful girl: Yesterday while I went to re-make my passport (I'll leave Italy in August...I'm going to Croatia in vacation)

Got into an argument: Yesterday...I was discussing about communism with my dad. We always discuss about communism

Worked out: Ten days ago.

Played basketball: Someday in June...the last practice of the year. Right now I'm just too lazy to get a basketball and go to the park to play.

Had sex: Never.

Mastrubated: Last night.

Ate Pizza: Last Week.

Did something illegal: i can't remember.

Lied: Like Last month.

Got Drunk: Haven't.....yet.

Saw a beautiful girl: Everyday at school...lol.

Got into a arguement: Last Weekend.

Worked out: couple of weeks ago.

Played Basketball: Last Sunday...i would've 4 times since monday if it wasn't for my broken collar bone.

Had sex - I'm a virgin, most 15 year olds are.

So why have you pointed out so many times that you've had oral sex, or do you not consider that sex? Or did you just lie about that to get attention?

Nah I should have been more specific. I meant intercourse. I have had oral, look at the questions below it says got head. I consider oral to be oral, and I consider sex to be intercoourse. Sorry for the confusion, but I think everyone posting here thinks that "had se" means intercourse.

Had sex: Come on, I'm 13.

Masturbated: Yesterday

Ate Pizza:One and a half months ago.

Did Something Illegal : Can't remember

Lied : I don't reminder,I don't lie often.

Got Drunk :Never I guees,I drank five energy drinks mixed with vodka on my birthday,but I wasn't drunk.

Saw a Beautiful Girl: Today at the doctors.

Got into an argument: Last week with my parents.

Worked out: Today,I do crunches everyday when I wake up.

Played Basketball: Like 4 weeks ago or something.

saw a beautiful girl ----A long time. It's been at least months. Sure as hell wont see one at the grocery store where I work.

Are you joking??? I worked a grocery store before and there were always some fine lookin ladies coming in. lol thats actually how I met my gf

Get drunk: 1st January 2006...It was my birthday and my ex-girlfriend wanted to finish our relationship so she got me drunk and then told me, but of course she had to tell me that again the next day because I couldn't remember anything. The saddest days of my life.

Now thats just plain evil of a girl to dump you on your birthday.


-had sex ---- Not been there yet.

-masturbated ---- Been a while since I've done it, maybe last month I can't remember.

-ate pizza ---- Not today but last Saturday.

-did something illegal --- Doing something illegal right now

-lied --- Can't really remember exactly when I lied last but was probably today or yesterday.

-get drunk --- Not been there yet either and I'm not in a rush to because I hate being sick.

-saw a beautiful girl --- Yesterday when I was shopping.

-got into an argument ---- Yesterday at shopping

-worked out --- Beginning of this week, meant to do it twice after Monday but couldn't be asked.

-played basketball ---- A month or two ago now, I really should try and play again but I would be worse that what I was before and I wasn't even that good before

saw a beautiful girl ----A long time. It's been at least months. Sure as hell wont see one at the grocery store where I work.

Are you joking??? I worked a grocery store before and there were always some fine lookin ladies coming in. lol thats actually how I met my gf

That's strange because all we get are old women.

Had sex - 31 August, 2005. The last day I felt loved

emo Drex strikes again.

-had sex ---- so many times, i can't really member, but now i would like to to it with a partner

-masturbated ---- just finshed (ps felt good)

-ate pizza ---- hmmm a week ago

-did something illegal --- today somked joint

-lied --- all the time

-get drunk --- yesterday (cool day)

-saw a beautiful girl --- today next to me

-got into an argument ---- i dont argue

-worked out --- in the morning

-played basketball ---- a week ago

The last time I....

-had sex ---- a couple of hours ago

-masturbated ---- honestly, I don't know, it's been a long time because I've seen my girl so often over the last couple of months

-ate pizza ---- 1 week ago

-did something illegal ---- I bought weed about 3 weeks ago

-lied ---- I seriously don't know

-got drunk ---- wednesday, 1 and a half weeks ago, that's when summer holidays started for me

-saw a beautiful girl ---- I see my girl every day and I definetely think she's beautiful

-got into an argument ---- half an hour ago with my mum

-worked out ---- about 1 and a half weeks ago, I feel kinda bad now...

-played basketball ---- last monday.