Idiotic yet so true

by **dada** on Sun Apr 30, 2006 3:05 am

Ask anywhere. Opportunities dont come everyday. Dont turn into melo15boy. :lol:

by **Abctest123** on Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:31 am

dadamafia wrote:Ask anywhere. Opportunities dont come everyday. Dont turn into melo15boy.

, there, Colin, thats the answer to your second question.

by **Cameron** on Sun Apr 30, 2006 11:05 am

MacGuyver wrote:so sorry to create some confusion in my previous post. thanks cyanide for making it a bit clear. anyways i always have tiny pees at my boxers during peeing. you know tiny droplets. so after peeing if a girl undresses me, hehe that will not be a good sight to see

It's still better than opening a chick's pants and finding tiny droplets... and then a penis.

by **Nick** on Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:42 pm

Lol, that's a pretty good point Cam.

As for embarrasing stories. I think i've told this before, but i've done the cliche 'jump off the stage and the crowd doesn't catch you' dive :oops:

Note to kids: Don't wait so long deciding whether to jump off or not. Drunk people have short attention spans, and will not wait for you. By the time i'd decided to jump off, only 2 people at the front were paying attention. Everybody else was chatting amongst themselves. So with a little encouragement from the 2 at the front, i decided to take the leap of faith. Mid-leap i've realised nobody's gonna catch me - "Oh shit!". I tried to latch onto my buddy, but i missed and only the 2 at the front caught my legs, resulting in a face-plant, thus blood nose.

BEER :beer:

Helping people not feel pain for centuries.

So i got up and said "I'm okaaaay!" Lol and everybody cheered. It was seriously like a movie script.

by **Jackal** on Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:49 pm

Loooooohoooowser.

by **Cameron** on Sun Apr 30, 2006 1:06 pm

I dunno, Jackal, I actually think he's pretty cool. At least he's got the balls to admit something embarassing. Don't be a bully.

:bday:

by **Blasphemy** on Sun Apr 30, 2006 1:09 pm

LOLOLOLOL@Comeron
:lol:

by **Jackal** on Sun Apr 30, 2006 1:13 pm

I dunno, Jackal, I actually think he's pretty cool. At least he's got the balls to admit something embarassing. Don't be a bully.

"I may not have had sex, but I can still fuck you up."

by **Cameron** on Sun Apr 30, 2006 1:14 pm

What the fuck? Have you been eavesdropping on my conversations?

by **Jackal** on Sun Apr 30, 2006 1:18 pm

It's from the 40 year old virgin smartass.

by **Cameron** on Sun Apr 30, 2006 1:22 pm

LOL I was

at a drive-in theatre for that movie, at 1 in the morning in the freezing cold. Surprisingly I can't remember much of it

Honestly though, I can see myself whipping out that line. Hopefully still not when I'm 40 though.

by **Matt** on Sun Apr 30, 2006 3:57 pm

if a girl undresses me

don't worry man your safe

by **Fenix** on Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:11 pm

Two years ago, me and my friends were sitting in front of our HS and checking girls. I never liked the ones they chose, so they asked me which one do I find the cutest. I pointed out a model chick, standing thirty feet away. And the hell started. They started yelling "is that one that you like?", "is that one the one you jerk off to?", et cetera. And yes, we have minds of ten year olds.

by **Jackal** on Sun Apr 30, 2006 10:09 pm

Cameron, might not have noticed it as yet...but christmas is over. :eh:

by **Cameron** on Sun Apr 30, 2006 11:37 pm

Christmas is never over when you live in Canada. It's always snowing. And (b)

. !

by **Drex** on Mon May 01, 2006 2:04 am

but christmas is over.

It is? CRAP!!!

Idiotic yet so true

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