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Postby Drex on Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:36 am

What do you mean "non existance"? If you're gonna spend eternity not existing, then you're not really spending eternity are you?

I'm not gonna spend anything :P When I die, I'll get buried and that's it.
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Postby Jackal on Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:56 am

Well, a lot of insects will devour your flesh and you'll rot away, the stench will gradually attract more insects, they'll eat away at you, imagine a roach taking little bites out of your cock.

Then your bones get all eroded and stuff and you become dust. The sand over the years makes your coffin erode aswell and due to excessive wind, your bone dust will be on top of all the sand & it'll be mixed with cow dung for plant fertiliser, plants will grow out of your bones & cow shit and will produce food for the new supernation, Africa.

*sigh* I need to buy me a girlfriend from Thailand. This is a good time to check out the stock on E-Bay.
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Postby Drex on Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:06 am

Well, that's what I meant with my post :P
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Postby Nick on Tue Apr 18, 2006 11:07 am

Jackal wrote:Well, a lot of insects will devour your flesh and you'll rot away, the stench will gradually attract more insects, they'll eat away at you, imagine a roach taking little bites out of your cock.

Then your bones get all eroded and stuff and you become dust. The sand over the years makes your coffin erode aswell and due to excessive wind, your bone dust will be on top of all the sand & it'll be mixed with cow dung for plant fertiliser, plants will grow out of your bones & cow shit and will produce food for the new supernation, Africa.

*masturbates*
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Postby cyanide on Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:29 am

Heaven's a concept.

Clouds and stuff in heaven is a crock of shit since that belief was centered around before the invention of aviation. Since we've moved on beyond to outer space, we found that there's no heaven. So maybe it's behind the black hole? Ha-ha, yeesh.

We'll never know, folks, but if we're dead, perhaps we'll be in eternal sleep with no dreams.
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