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[Riot]

I have a dog and two cats, and all three of them are fat and lazy. I don't have a camera so I can't actually take pictures of my dog but my dog is a Shih Tzu and it looks almost identical to this:



But he lives with my mom.

[Jackal]

Fuck your dogs & pussies.

Here's a couple of pictures of Bello (green) & Smokey (gray, smoke-ish colour):



Here's another, one of my faves:



Bello passed away this passed Friday. 2 and a half years he was pretty much like a little kid. This bird had character man, I know it sounds like I'm a crazy motherfucker (what else is new?) but this bird was the most awesome pet I've ever had.

This bird played hide & seek, if you burped, he'd burp you right back, he'd go "chuw" like when you're annoyed & make the "chuw" sound, he'd do it back, if you turn on water he'd make a gargling sound...he hated seeds, loved spare-ribs and loved people. You could talk and this bird would like be quiet...and as soon as you're done talking, he'd start whistling in a way like...yeah man, fuck them.

Shit I miss that bird.

[Matt]

Kidding. More of the cruelty here: www.bonsaikitten.com

you do know that site is fake right?

[Axel]

What kind of birds are those Jackal?

[The GOAT]

cat-got 1, he understands voice commands and kills annoying bugs-can a midget do that The G.O.A.T? Well

Yeah, Bobson listens to commands, but he doesn't kill annoying bugs. He kills annoying Jehovah's Witnesses.

[The Other Kevin]

Can you send Bobson here, just in case?

[The GOAT]

Right now he's in a cage because he bit my grandma. I'm letting him out in 3 weeks, so I'll let you know.

BTW, anyone know where to get midget feed?

[Jackal]

What kind of birds are those Jackal?

They are called "lovebirds" or "agapornis".

As I said before, I really miss that bird. I can't help look at Smokey & think about Bello.

[cyanide]

you do know that site is fake right?

I wasn't too sure, but thanks for clarifying it

[The Other Kevin]

Right now he's in a cage because he bit my grandma. I'm letting him out in 3 weeks, so I'll let you know.

BTW, anyone know where to get midget feed?

Migco? King Kullen?


I don't have pets, place is too small.

[Scotty]

Right now he's in a cage because he bit my grandma. I'm letting him out in 3 weeks, so I'll let you know.

BTW, anyone know where to get midget feed?

Does he have a wheel to run around in, his cage is probably boring

[Jackal]

Well, don't mean to gravedig but I figured I'd share the joy.

Here's a new 3-4 weeks old little birdie we bought today. He's still being fed with a little injection thingie & looks quite disgusting.

I'll document the growth of it with pictures, not that you guys care, but still.



No name yet although I suggested Paco, my sis thinks that sounds too Mexican.

Just worth mentioning, the green one before it was named Bello Sanchez.

[Cable]

Cute. Call him Jonex

[Jackal]

Cute? If that's your definition of cute, gah. :barf:

Jonex, probably too chilean for her liking.

[Axel]

Call it....


Beaky.

[Jona]

You can always call him Cable Guy.

[Jackal]

You guys are the worst suggestors ever.

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

Green Ripper.

[Jackal]

Too long.

Besides, not sure if it'll be green. I think it'll have an aqua tint. Like the one I have now is tinted gray.

[The Other Kevin]

Frank Cassle

[J@3]

Injections eh? Call it Junkie.

[Drex]

Jaenkie Jowenkie, maybe?

[Jackal]

You think it can eat seeds?

[The Other Kevin]

Did I miss somthing really important? Or does that not make any sense?

[Nick]

Call it 'bird'.

That's what i called mine.