NationStates

I'm in, remember I am the Allied States of Edina Sans. However, I'm not quite sure what we are suppose to do. I was just asked if I wanted the death penatly in my country...

Stupid game with their stupid flag-size restriction. I can't get this flag small enough.



Riot, I just dismissed all issues

EDIT: Screw that, no I didn't, my country now has no voting.

From Riot's country:

A small private sector is dominated by the Basket Weaving industry.

The issues are fun!

lol.. .the republic of jxuusa
the national animal is the frisbee and the national currenty is the callhan

Riot you need to post in this topic.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=462414

The Empire of Jackalism.

National Motto: Come, suffer...then leave.

National Currency: Monay.

National Animal: I went with the Jackal first, then decided to go with most of the population at the NLSC, the donkey.

Okay, made reigion, name is NLSC Forever and password is whatislag. Come on.

I dont see it..

Make a nation frist then move your nation to NLSC Forever.

Stop playing with us.

The Opressed Peoples of Jaetoria

The Oppressed Peoples of Jaetoria is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, hard-working population of 5 million enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Commerce, with areas such as Law & Order and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 14%. A small but healthy private sector is dominated by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry.

Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Jaetoria's national animal is the shark, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the cow.

Muahaha, my taxes are 6%.

Can I invade Opressed Peoples of Jaetoria?

Now this was some fun shit, a friend from the island had gotten me hooked to it sometime last year, after I started kicking his ass and stealing all his gold, he quit. Then I quit. I had lotsa gold. Not top 50 or anything, but it was fun.

http://www.kingsofchaos.com

Fuck that, I have something like 41% tax.

How come everyone's country has an absence of drug laws

Well, mine's understandable, the country I live in sells weed legally.

hm... this is good shit. can we have wars..?

The Holy Empire of The Oceania Reich
"War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength"

UN Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights: Unheard Of
Economy: Thriving
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of

The Holy Empire of The Oceania Reich is a tiny, devout nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic government concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Religion & Spirituality and Commerce are secondary priorities. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1%. A robust private sector is led by the Cheese Exports industry, followed by Pizza Delivery and Woodchip Exports.

Crime is a serious problem. The Oceania Reich's national animal is the crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the reichmarks.

The Free Country of Positive Negative. I'm a "moralistic democracy".

The Free Land of Positive Negative is a small, devout nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7 million are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming industries.

Voting is voluntary. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Positive Negative's national animal is the trigonometry, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the negative.

Positive Negative is ranked 43,496th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

I've joined NLSC Forever, by the way.

The Republic of the QUAN (Don't ask...)

"Mottos are the opium of the unmotivated"

National Animal: the QUANian octopus-beaver

National Currency: The Moolah

Civil Rights: Good

Economy: Thriving

Political Freedoms: Below Average (..and counting... )



"The Republic of The QUAN is a small, economically powerful nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7 million are either ruled by a small, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The small government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Commerce, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4%. A robust private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Information Technology.

Voting is compulsory and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is a serious problem. The QUAN's national animal is the quanian octopus-beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the moolah.

The QUAN is ranked 46,347th in the world for Rudest Citizens. "

The Jingoistic States of Jugulas

"We love thee pussy"

UN Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Thriving
Political Freedoms: Outlawed

"The Jingoistic States of Jugulas is a small, economically powerful nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The small, corrupt, pro-business government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3%. A small but healthy private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

Elections have been outlawed and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime is a serious problem. Jugulas's national animal is the scrotum and its currency is the doodle. "

Jugulas's national animal is the scrotum

Civil Rights:Good
Economy:Good
Political Freedoms:Excellent

The Empire of Drexlan is a small, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning dog population. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 7 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The small government concentrates mainly on Religion & Spirituality, although Commerce and Law & Order are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 13%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing industries.

Voting is voluntary and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Drexlan's national animal is the dog and its currency is the peso.

Drexlan is ranked 2762nd in the region and 47,452nd in the world for Most Devout Nations.

I might join the UN. It says something about invading people.

I'm ranked first in the region.

You just gave the ranking system a blowjob.