Johnny Damon Signs With Yankees

[Jing]

lol. i'd dye my hair if someone would gimme me 50 bucks cause thats how much it costs around here

[Bang]

If someone paid me 52 MILLION DOLLARS, I'd put pink extensions in my hair.

I'm starting to to think that you'll put pink extensions in your whether or not you have 52 million $$ .

heck, I'd even do it for 51 MILLION!!!

I'll do it for 1 million. Maybe even 100,000. Pink extensions aren't THAT bad.

[dada]

First time I've seen a caveman shave.

It was pretty funny how he asked the reporters if they like the new look expecting them to laugh but they didnt.

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

Ever heard how he adopted the 'scruffy Jesys' look?

Read this:

"Damon has gained some notoriety for the prominent beard and long, uncut hairstyle he brought with him to spring training in the 2004 season, contrasting with his previously clean-cut appearance. His long hair and beard actually came from an unlikely cause - his head on collision with Damian Jackson during the 2003 playoffs. Damon lay on the field unconscious for approximately five minutes. When he came to, Damon was completely disoriented, believing that he was still playing for his old team, the Oakland Athletics. For several weeks thereafter, Damon continued to be very disoriented, as even today, Damon has a "spotty" recollection of Game 3 of the 2003 Championship Series against arch rivals the New York Yankees. For the entire offseason after this injury, Damon suffered extremely painful headaches, which he said came every afternoon around two o'clock. The headaches came to disrupt his life so much that he stopped shaving and having his hair cut. So by the time for the 2004 season to begin, he had an uncharacterstic big bushy beard and shoulder length hair. His new look, probably coupled with the runaway success of the recently-released Mel Gibson film The Passion of the Christ, inspired fans and sportswriters to draw good-natured comparisons between his appearance and that of Jesus. (Some people also drew comparisons to the late Jim Morrison, the lead singer of The Doors, and to Charles Manson.) Fans with center-field seats at Fenway Park began showing up with fake beards and wigs to support their favorite center fielder. Sales of t-shirts that read "W.W.J.D.D." (for "What would Johnny Damon do?") and "Johnny is my homeboy" were robust. Even Bronson Arroyo was seen with a shirt that proclaimed, "What curse? We got Jesus on our side." Arroyo and "Jesus" helped record vocals to the Dropkick Murphys song "Tessie" before the season. The song received generally poor reviews, but can still be currently heard as part of the soundtrack for EA Sports' MVP Baseball 2005 video game.

On May 21, 2004, Johnny shaved his beard in a charity event sponsored by the Gillette razor company. The proceeds from the event went to benefit literacy programs in conjunction with the Boston public library. He regrew the beard and it remained for the rest of the season."


Source-Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Damon

[Drex]

LMAO @ the part when he thought he was playing for his old team