Most unusual...

:lol: @ this thread Hardwood Clasics, anyone?

10% of guys admit they masturbate
the 90% are lying that they don't

I didn't deny anything, just gave him a better idea of what to do..

to purposely sabotage your mom's wig with your knuckle children is pretty weird but hilarious nonetheless

Hmm, makes it stick to her head better I guess.. eww, this is so gross. I actually threw up in my mouth a little bit.

10% of guys admit they masturbate
the 90% are lying that they don't

man, is that ever true

I say its time to stop acting shy and show me the funny!!

10% of guys admit they masturbate
the 90% are lying that they don't

Nobody's saying they don't altogether. Just not into their mom's wig.

No you're not. You're Andrew

You just signed away your toaster, my friend.

According to the Kinsey reports of the early 1950's, 92% of males reported that they had masturbated, and 62% of the females reported that they had masturbated. Of course, the numbers should be much higher now since religious influence had dropped significantly.

Maybe i should clarify why i used the wig, homework, etc.....

When i wack off, its kind of spur of the moment. When i feel it's "neccessary" and the urge becomes too strong, i gotta go with the flow. Don't matter where i'm at. I just make sure im alone

Ok dude, that is just plain weird. Why the hell would you use a jumper, a wig and your homework? Have you not heard of tissues, toilet paper etc?

Jacking off is weird enough. I don't wanna be caught running down the hallway to the bathroom, with skeet all over my hands and jeans.

Dean, do you always prepare a tissue or toilet paper before whacking off

I reckon the number of females who masturbate would be close to guys. They're just too scared to admit they do it.

I second that Jae

Dean, do you always prepare a tissue or toilet paper before whacking off

If i did, wouldnt it be better than using my mothers wig?

Dean, do you always prepare a tissue or toilet paper before whacking off

Do you always just whip it out wherever you are in the house and get busy?

Lmao.

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10% of guys admit they masturbate
the 90% are lying that they don't

Jerking your beef is not cool. I never do it

Liar.

I reckon the number of females who masturbate would be close to guys. They're just too scared to admit they do it.

i like to think they ALL do it

Jerking your beef is not cool. I never do it

YOUR MISSING OUT!!!!!

:lol: @ this thread Hardwood Clasics, anyone?

Maybe some guys need girlfriends (damn ), they're missing out a lot

Just because you jack from time to time dont mean you aint gotta girl
Sometimes your imagination is hella better than your current girl.

Jerking your beef is not cool. I never do it... i only get wet dreams

How would you know it's not cool if you haven't jerked it you fuckin camel snugger..

Worst. Thread. Ever.

Jerking your beef is not cool. I never do it... i only get wet dreams

How would you know it's not cool if you haven't jerked it you fuckin camel snugger..

On fire in this thread Legend.

fuckin camel snugger

I literally fell out my seat laughing at that shit. Priceless Legend.

Having said that, i will be the only guy with guts in this thread to ask what is a camel snugger. I wanna be able to call someone that and have it make sense.

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Are you fucking kidding me? On fire? We should set the cocksucker on fire for his double standards.

He makes fun of other cultures (although he still seems to have an image of me being a "typical" indian when I've repeatedly said I'm more like a coconut carrying person, but arlight, whatever floats thy boat)...you make fun of him by calling him a "camel snugger" whereas you're just as much an Arab as he is? Quite a pudgy one I might add.

Before you go pointing the finger at someone else, how bout you shove it up your own ass, enjoy the sensation you get from it & then go hump your mom's unshaven legs. (Given it's quite known Muslim women aren't allowed to get rid of the...well, hair, no wonder the moustache's.)

Btw, my dog says your mom's cunt smells like dog shit, given they're dogs, I bet they'd know.