Things your parents did that surprised you...

by **Jing** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:32 am

can't remember...
maybe randomly finding a job in ohio? lol.

by **Jackal** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:12 am

Elaborate

The amount they fight, you'd think they were crackheads fighting for the last blunt on the planet we reside upon. :lol:

by **cyanide** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:07 am

Its_asdf wrote: That reminds me of something that happened to one of my friends in grade 4. He was supposed to give an oral presentation on his parents but he forgot to do it. When the teacher asked him where did his dad come from, he said that his father swam from China to Toronto.

Poor guy. Did he know his father was joking? If not, did he get a lot of heat from his classmates?

by **Its_asdf** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:56 am

Everyone laughed, and the teacher actually believed him..........

by **air gordon** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:42 am

how about everyone keep this positive, or at least leave out family problems- every family is dysfunctional one way or another...

my mom drove herself to the hospital while she was in labor

my dad partied so much in college it took him 8 years to finish a 4yr program :cheeky:

by **Jackal** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 8:45 am

My mom serenaded my dad in college. :lol:

by **Maaarf** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 9:04 am

they had me.

by **Drex** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:01 am

My dad was not fat and he had hair

by **Jackal_** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:00 pm

cyanide wrote:My dad had long dark hair and sideburns before I was born. All my life I've seen him with short grey hair and no sideburns.

And no shirt

by **dada** on Sat Oct 29, 2005 3:12 am

Hooked me up with this model he noticed i was checking out at a cricket match in Jamaica. He just asked me if i like her and then he called her over.

YouTube · by **shadowgrin** on Sat Oct 29, 2005 3:27 am

^^ Your dad's a pimp. 8-)

Your mom might have some secrets. :roll:

by **Fenix** on Sat Oct 29, 2005 3:45 am

My dad dated a miss of Slovenia (something like that, I don't know what exactly was her title) when Yugoslavia still existed. And with more people I know from my city, more I am convinced that he fucked pretty much every decent girl when he was in his prime. (He was tall, lean, looked like a Calvin Klein model and was one of the better basketballers around here, so that explains a lot.) I dissapointed him in so many ways :lol:

.

YouTube · by **shadowgrin** on Sat Oct 29, 2005 4:14 am

fucked pretty much every decent girl when he was in his prime

Whoa, don't let your dad read this. He might "do it" again just to prove a point to you.

Vank wrote:I disapointed him in so many ways

Because you're short, fat, and gay? :lol:

by **iKe7in** on Sat Oct 29, 2005 5:10 am

My mom went to a Bob Marley concert when she was 17 and ended up stoned from second hand, and my dad turned down a job at the Fan 590 (canadian version of ESPN radio) because his mom thought it was a dumb job. He now works in insurance.

by **cyanide** on Sat Oct 29, 2005 5:41 am

shadowgrin wrote:
Vank wrote:I disapointed him in so many ways

Because you're short, fat, and gay?

No, no, he's not gay, took me a while to figure that out. Don't know about the short and fat part though, but I think he did post a picture of himself a while back.

by **Fenix** on Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:16 am

I was talking about the number of women I shagged&my basketball skills, you fuck :lol:

.

(And I'm 6'2 1/2, 160lbs (and counting) and pretty much straight, thank you very much.)

by **Cable** on Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:55 am

and my dad turned down a job at the Fan 590

That's got to suck :lol:

by **J@3** on Sat Oct 29, 2005 11:33 am

I've got some more but not parents...

When my grandad was alot younger this friend of his came to him with a business proposal. He was running a small-ish jam business that was looking like it might take off, and he invited my grandad to go into a partnership with him in the company. My grandad turnt it down, and the business became Cottee's which is now worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

Also, one of my cousins (probably 15 times removed, this was a long long time ago) was a Spanish dutchess... she had an affair with a Spanish prince or something, and he dumped his wife to be with her. Go team!

by **Jowe** on Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:52 pm

VanK wrote:I was talking about the number of women I shagged&my basketball skills, you fuck .

(And I'm 6'2 1/2, 160lbs (and counting) and pretty much straight, thank you very much.)

Just because you play on a womens team, doesn't make u less gay. :roll:

What kind of straight guy has a comment about sprinkles in his sig, or say "thank you very much"

by **Laxation** on Sat Oct 29, 2005 2:33 pm

Jowe wrote:What kind of straight guy has a comment about sprinkles in his sig

a guy who likes family guy... :roll:

by **Scotty** on Sat Oct 29, 2005 3:47 pm

a guy who likes family guy...

or sprinkles

by **Fenix** on Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:04 pm

If anything, my sign should tell you that I DON'T like sprinkles. But it's a Stewie Griffin quote, actually.

I shall cripple all your babies, you Family Guy haters.

by **Cloudy** on Sat Oct 29, 2005 9:52 pm

Sit wrote:My dad swam from mainland China into Hong Kong when he was a teenager.

Oh hey AZN! He really did?! :lol:

My dad told me that grandpa came to Hong Kong on a bamboo stick because the boat they were on sank... :lol:

I don't know if my dad was joking though

YouTube · by **shadowgrin** on Sat Oct 29, 2005 11:09 pm

^^ It's possible though, bamboo does float well in water, but I think your grandpa may have used bamboo sticks and not just a stick. :wink:

Things your parents did that surprised you...

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