Jackal vs. Dogg('s brother)... (split from ~Wankstas Photosh

[Maaarf]

i see youre getting tired. youre just taking what i told you and replacing your name with mine. thats real lame, you better hope your fans dont see you like this.
just take a few days off, meditate, rest, go watch some comedies where you can steal some witty lines and then come back here to use them. go on now little one

[Jackal]

Alright, let's do this properly & for the final time.

oi as in oink? are you stuck ?

Was that your attempt at being humorous? If it was, that's quite a sad attempt.

another one who has to write a novel to get an insult across

Atleast I have the capabilities to "write a novel" and atleast you admitted you were offended. The only reason you bring up my "novel" writing abilities is because your miniscule brain can't handle the amount of words in a single sentance. Anyways, as long as in the end the point to insult you came across alright, I've got no complaints.
Smart move about letting me know you were insulted by the way.

that was so boring i fell asleep halfway through

Not really, why don't you just tell everyone you're too stupid to understand what was written there? You don't comprehend the English language, you just pick up random words & create your own meanings of the sentances from there on out. You didn't fall asleep, you just didn't have a response to that.

do you write for the teletubbies or something?

Your attempts at taking a shot involved using the word "teletubbies", should I even bother doing this I think to myself? Sadly, I do. Given you were the one who begged me via PM not to ban your sorry ass. I've still got the capabilities to ban you but then you cunts will jump all over me about misusing powers and what not so let's just do it the old fashioned way, anything you've got, I'll respond to it, even it's sad enough to involve teletubbies remarks.

now youre gonna talk about wit

Guess that wit comment really got to you, eh? What to do, what to do, some have it, some are just an incoherent nincompoop such as yourself.

then write that dumbass dialogue you did there...

Really, if you'd like to continue "insulting" me, stop insulting everyones intelligence and try to atleast construct a half decent sentance that I can read and actually feel offended. How am I supposed to not burst out laughing after lame ass line like that? I'm fairly certain you yourself don't know what you were trying to say there.

he said ive got the intelligence of a child, oh please stop i cant take this verbal ass-whipping anymore

I'd like to take back that comment, a retarted monkey has a higher level of intelligence when compared to you. Verbal ass whipping? The things people derive from my "constructive critisism" eh? You're only saying stuff which is in your mind, otherwise you wouldn't bring it up. So basically you relate Jackal to "verbal ass whipping". Hey, I'm flattered.

get in touch with your inner funny

Get yourself some pussy. Wait, scrap that, get yourself some cock. The gayness must run in the family. Go ask your brother, he might be able to satisfy you tonight.

not quite there yet, make sure you are totally relaxed when trying to contact your inner funny, breathe in and out deeply

Why are you hell bent on abusing your brain & your keyboard? That line there was a complete & utter waste of keyboard usage.

and the ride or die bitches come

Is that jealousy I sense?

you ride jackals dick so good

Yeps, it's jealousy, don't worry Maarf, I know you want to ride me just as much as the next guy, but lay your head to rest on your pillow & cry yourself to sleep you little fuckwit, alas, riding my dick is one of the last things right next to getting brain tissue into that fat fucked skull of yours.

ride or die bitches - you have some loyal dick riders who ride til their rectum bleeds

Again, the graphical display of homosexuality can only be expected by someone related to Dogg.

of course you dont mind, cause you love giving it in the dookie hole. just wash your dick afterwards or just let one of your loyal fans lick it clean cause you might catch a disease

Honestly, I'm touched as to how much you care about me catching a disease, but if I'd catch a disease from anyone, it'd probably be your dirty skank ass. God knows how many times your fellow country mate Heido must've rubbed his cock all over your dark&lovely face of yours.

i see youre getting tired

I'm fairly certain everyone's getting tired with your contstant display of uber stupidity.

youre just taking what i told you and replacing your name with mine

In that case you pretty much stole all the gay comments from every other 2 year old who's been in a "verbal abuse whipping" with me. How many times haven't I been called? How many times haven't they said I've got dickriders, honestly, of all people, do you think you should be talking about "originality"? If you didn't steal it from the other folks, you took it from your faggot of a brother.

thats real lame, you better hope your fans dont see you like this.

Really, you've placed me on quite a high pedestal, you really have. I would applaud you for it, but your self esteem seems to be skyrocketing anyways so I'll save myself the trouble. Pat yourself on the back.

just take a few days off, meditate, rest, go watch some comedies where you can steal some witty lines and then come back here to use them. go on now little one

Let's see wit, let's...

From: Maaarf
To: Jackal
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:30 am
Subject: Hey !
Hello !
Maybe you will notice that i have same ip like Dogg had. That's because i'm his brother. I just let you know that, maybe you tought that it's another Dogg's account. I hope i can stay here and not will be banned for this.
Good luck, and see ya !

Hehe, good luck & see ya, we might, we might not see ya, it all depends. You've just classified yourself as a stupid cunt just like your brother which gives me enough reason to rid ourselves of your pathetic attempts at being funny.

"I hope I can stay here and will not be banned."



Now go fuck yourself. I is finished and soon enough, so will you be.

[BOSS]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT !!!

You said you a gangsta
But you neva pop nuttin
You said you a wanksta
And you need to stop frontin'
You go to the dealership
But you neva cop nuttin'
You been hustlin a long tyme
And you ain't got nuttin

[Maaarf]

you actually took time to write all that shit, thats really sad...
and you still cant get over my brother huh, he says he's sorry but he found himself another boyfriend. he said you 3 can all be friends and do lunch sometimes

ill read it all tonight when i cant sleep, that is sure to put me asleep there.

now gather the moderators, tell them you want me banned, becaaaause... you got your ass whipped in a fight you started.

[Jackal]

Took the time to write that? That's a lot to you? Believe me, when you've got to type your notes in law class given you can't read your own handwriting, typing comes fast & easily.

Thing is I don't believe the shit about your brother, either God took a lot of time to make 2 people equally stupid or you two cunts are just the one & the same.

Gather the moderators? Please, one of the Global Moderators has enough faith in me to give me his password so that I can implement my own bans. I don't need my "moderator friends" to have your ass banned, I can do it myself.

Now if you don't believe me, I'd be more than willing to show you.

Oh, got my ass whipped by you? Hehe, you really do think you're the shizzle, don't you?

[Maaarf]

when you cant tell the difference between me and my brother you know youre messed up.

oh you didnt? then why do you want to ban me? is it because i wont back down like the others youve talked to? "cant fight him, ban him", something like that huh

[Jackal]

If that was the case, you would've been banned after the third post. Really, you're as dumb as a toothpick.

Besides, if that's what you call "fighting", that's just a disgrace to "fighting".

Hehe, you haven't responded to any of my posts as yet, just rambled on about random bullshit.

[BOSS]

Round 1 goes to ... Jackal

[Maaarf]

reply to "fucktard"? "uber moron"? "dipshit"? "cunt"? "grow a brain"? "stupid"? "dumb"? what the hell am i talking to a third-grader? a special kid? next thing you know hes replying with "i know you are but what am i". go buy yourself a new slangbook and while youre at it, get the "insults 101 for dorks" . you can read it while sucking on your mothers salty nuts

just touch yourself and turn to shit already

[Jackal]

Hehe, weren't we talking about originality? Wasn't I the one to bring up the fact you were mentally challenged?

"all u does is change the my name and you's name and then posting it"

[Andreas Dahl]

Split and locked, you naughty boys (or senior citizen when it comes to Jackal)...