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Postby Jackal_ on Tue Sep 27, 2005 3:02 am

All I know is that you gotta listen to Coolmac, he seems so pro in these stuff..


I strongly disagree..

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Postby Doobie on Tue Sep 27, 2005 6:03 am

Coolmac is pro on getting with 11 year olds .
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Postby Abctest123 on Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:44 am

DoobieKnicks wrote:Coolmac is pro on getting with 11 year olds .


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Postby Wormy10 on Tue Sep 27, 2005 7:53 am

Just whip it out and ask her what shes going to do with it...
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Postby Jay-Peso on Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:02 am

Well, when I asked I didn't do anything special lol. I just came out and asked her
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Postby Riot on Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:14 am

If it's someone you feel comfortable with then it shouldn't be too hard to just ask. If it is someone rather new then I can understand your nervousness. Just flat out ask her at an appropriate time.
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Postby Jay-Peso on Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:21 am

Riot wrote:If it's someone you feel comfortable with then it shouldn't be too hard to just ask. If it is someone rather new then I can understand your nervousness. Just flat out ask her at an appropriate time.


My best advice is to do it and get it over with if you are nervous because the feeling of not having to ask anymore should be pretty pleasing lol
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Postby Riot on Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:24 am

That's how I always feel in stuff. (Y) Getting shit over with that you don't want to do is fun, especially if it's like a presentation in class so then you can sit back and watch the rest of the class fuck up.
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Postby J-Smoove on Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:49 am

hahaha, loving the responses. cyanide, that guitar outside the windows got meh.. fuggin good, yet still funny. thats not so bad of idea, but ive done some thinkin. tell me if its good.

imma go to her locker in the mornin, place a tiara on a pillow (royal, prestigious style). on the mornin announcements, ask her "will you go to homecoming with me" afterwards, i'll go to her class, then i'll ask the teacher if she can be excused to go to her locker. she looks at the tiara i say "if you dont win the homecoming queen, you definitely are a winner in my eyes" pull out flower (not rose, apparently that's too cliche) and let her answer. its almost full-proof.

wudya guys think? (i got help from a chick)
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Postby Colin on Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:58 am

Not a fan of the announcement or doing it in class. You should get the tiara in there in the morning and (if possible) walk to school with her and go to her locker. Disturbing class is bad and relying on teachers for stuff like that doesn't work out that often. If that doesn't work, stick it in there during your class before lunch on a 'bathroom break' from class and arrange to meet at her locker.
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Postby kevC on Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:58 am

I just recently went to HC... yeah that idea sounds good, kind of cheesy but chicks will dig it... and remember at the night of the dance... get chloroform :cheeky:
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Postby cyanide on Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:26 am

Smoove: A little corny, but it might work. Stick with Colin's advice, though.

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Postby Riot on Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:27 am

J-Smoove wrote:hahaha, loving the responses. cyanide, that guitar outside the windows got meh.. fuggin good, yet still funny. thats not so bad of idea, but ive done some thinkin. tell me if its good.

imma go to her locker in the mornin, place a tiara on a pillow (royal, prestigious style). on the mornin announcements, ask her "will you go to homecoming with me" afterwards, i'll go to her class, then i'll ask the teacher if she can be excused to go to her locker. she looks at the tiara i say "if you dont win the homecoming queen, you definitely are a winner in my eyes" pull out flower (not rose, apparently that's too cliche) and let her answer. its almost full-proof.

wudya guys think? (i got help from a chick)


That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
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Postby Doobie on Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:43 am

lmao . If you try that and get rejected that would be the most embarassing thing to happen to you in your HS life.
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Postby Wormy10 on Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:46 am

Haha yea :oops:
I think thats a little too much
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Postby Rip32 on Tue Sep 27, 2005 9:53 am

Riot wrote:
J-Smoove wrote:hahaha, loving the responses. cyanide, that guitar outside the windows got meh.. fuggin good, yet still funny. thats not so bad of idea, but ive done some thinkin. tell me if its good.

imma go to her locker in the mornin, place a tiara on a pillow (royal, prestigious style). on the mornin announcements, ask her "will you go to homecoming with me" afterwards, i'll go to her class, then i'll ask the teacher if she can be excused to go to her locker. she looks at the tiara i say "if you dont win the homecoming queen, you definitely are a winner in my eyes" pull out flower (not rose, apparently that's too cliche) and let her answer. its almost full-proof.

wudya guys think? (i got help from a chick)


That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
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Let me get this straight, Your going as FRIENDS, to HC. The shit your planning is stuff you should save for Prom dude, if shes your friend just talk to her and find a way to bring it up and be like...

J-Smoove- Homecoming's coming up. YOu going with anyone?
Lady Friend- No, are you?
J-Smoove- Yeah.
Lady Friend- Oh...who are you going with?
J-Smoove- Well, I was hoping you'd go.

then after that you go make your move. It worked like a charm for me Last night. :wink:
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Postby J-Smoove on Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:24 am

we both drive, so i can't walk her, colin.

lol, you can't be serious, riot. i put alota thought, broseph, hopin "lighter crticism." but if its that terrible, i'll save it for prom or somethin.

yeah, cyanide i might just brush off from colins ideas or soemthing.

doobie.. oy..:oops: laughin stock at school.. lets hope for the best

rip32, yeh, pretty deep shit and we're simply goin just as friends. yeh i was probably thinkin too hard. i might just save it for prom or somethin.

btw, im only doing this beacuse my friends have already asked out their dates (albeit, as friends) in their own creative ways so i wanted to show em up. and besdies, "if he did this for the first dance, what'll he do for PROM!?"

thanks for input all.
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Postby COOLmac© on Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:28 am

okay heres another tricks up my sleeves.

while walking in the hallway. make sure you bring the palmlet of the dance you waant to go to. drop your stuff in front of her. make sure you carry about a dozen of those leaflets. when she helps you up pass one into her and calmly and cooly say you are so going to that dance but looks like you are going to be heading there alone. blah blah there bla blah here then pop the question if she is interested it will be a neat cool time. weave your magic mr.potter

He was thrown in the bushes and raped.

now i remember!!! it was the ex family barbecue when i was in HS. but i dont remember any rape there. just consentual stuff and all :shock:
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Postby The Other Kevin on Tue Sep 27, 2005 10:48 am

COOLmac© wrote:okay heres another tricks up my sleeves.

while walking in the hallway. make sure you bring the palmlet of the dance you waant to go to. drop your stuff in front of her. make sure you carry about a dozen of those leaflets. when she helps you up pass one into her and calmly and cooly say you are so going to that dance but looks like you are going to be heading there alone. blah blah there bla blah here then pop the question if she is interested it will be a neat cool time. weave your magic mr.potter


Again, a little too much. He needs to be discrete.



He was thrown in the bushes and raped.

now i remember!!! it was the ex family barbecue when i was in HS. but i dont remember any rape there. just consentual stuff and all :shock:



Wait. did you say you had sex in the bushes at a family reunion. :lol:

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Postby Riot on Tue Sep 27, 2005 11:13 am

J-Smoove, I was being 100% serious. Maybe stupid was the wrong word...maybe I should have used lame.
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Postby Steve [The Spiderman] on Tue Sep 27, 2005 11:37 am

I just had homecoming this past weekend. It was a AWESOME! And I'm going to another next weekend. But yeah...the girls ask me, so I don't have to deal with this stuff... :)
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Postby Riot on Tue Sep 27, 2005 11:49 am

Steve [The Spiderman] wrote:I just had homecoming this past weekend. It was a AWESOME! And I'm going to another next weekend. But yeah...the girls ask me, so I don't have to deal with this stuff... :)


Dude, you're so cool. Can you please teach me how to be as cool as you?
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Postby COOLmac© on Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:08 pm

he kissed my feet. :P
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Postby Stevesanity on Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:13 pm

J-Smoove wrote:we both drive, so i can't walk her, colin.

lol, you can't be serious, riot. i put alota thought, broseph, hopin "lighter crticism." but if its that terrible, i'll save it for prom or somethin.

yeah, cyanide i might just brush off from colins ideas or soemthing.

doobie.. oy..:oops: laughin stock at school.. lets hope for the best

rip32, yeh, pretty deep shit and we're simply goin just as friends. yeh i was probably thinkin too hard. i might just save it for prom or somethin.

btw, im only doing this beacuse my friends have already asked out their dates (albeit, as friends) in their own creative ways so i wanted to show em up. and besdies, "if he did this for the first dance, what'll he do for PROM!?"

thanks for input all.

I think your getting carried away, its like your interest in this girl has developed through the amount of posts made in the thread. :lol:

Just ask her out for the dance, if you want her to be something more permanent though well go Romeo when asking her out but if you want her to screw you the first night well then I can't really help you out there. :miserable:
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Postby J@3 on Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:24 pm

Go to her house while everyone's out, write "WILL U GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME" in big letters, with petrol, on the grass out the front. Then douse the inside of the house with afformentioned petrol. When they're all asleep, throw a match into the house and then set the lawn on fire... that way, while they're all trapped upstairs in this blazing inferno they'll look out the window and see "WILL U GO TO THE DANCE WITH ME" written on the lawn. It'd be romantic.
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