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Postby Jackal_ on Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:50 am

Me: Your boyfriend left something on your lip.

That popped in my head since it happened yesterday


Your boyfriend left something on your lip yesterday?
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Postby cklitsie on Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:59 am

Legend wrote:Your boyfriend left something on your lip yesterday?
couldnt you think of some nicer words? If you dont like what he has to say then fuck off and dont read it. :mrt:
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Postby Jackal_ on Mon Sep 26, 2005 7:02 am

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Legend wrote:Your boyfriend left something on your lip yesterday?
couldnt you think of some nicer words? If you dont like what he has to say then fuck off and dont read it. :mrt:


:lol: See the thing is kid, I was joking with Colin. But what you said about habbakuk was just straight up mean. So choke on a dick faggot.
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Postby FendeR` on Mon Sep 26, 2005 7:06 am

Ceekay, if you're going to try to flame Legend back, do it at a time that actually makes sense, rather than just mindlessly flaming and making an idiot of yourself.
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Postby Jackal_ on Mon Sep 26, 2005 7:11 am

Meh whatever, Ceekay is smart enough to know this isn't worth it. He can always take it to the PM's if he likes.
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Postby cyanide on Mon Sep 26, 2005 8:01 am

FendeR` wrote:Ceekay, if you're going to try to flame Legend back, do it at a time that actually makes sense, rather than just mindlessly flaming and making an idiot of yourself.


Actually, ceekay was using word for word what Legend said to him in Habakkuk's thread.
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Postby Jackal_ on Mon Sep 26, 2005 8:03 am

Actually, ceekay was using word for word what Legend said to him in Habakkuk's thread.


Go back to your corner Cy, I think he knew that.
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Postby Jona on Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:03 am

Legend wrote:
Actually, ceekay was using word for word what Legend said to him in Habakkuk's thread.


Go back to your corner Cy, I think he knew that.


I don't think he knew it, or else he wouldn't have called it "mindless flaming". :|
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Postby FendeR` on Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:20 am

Jona wrote:
Legend wrote:
Actually, ceekay was using word for word what Legend said to him in Habakkuk's thread.


Go back to your corner Cy, I think he knew that.


I don't think he knew it, or else he wouldn't have called it "mindless flaming". :|


I did know that. The point was, Legend's post was malicious at all, yet ceekay's post did have a malicious aftertaste (wow). I do think it's mindless. If ceekay has a grudge with Legend, he should at least flame him at a time where he's making a malicious comment towards someone, rather than just the first chance he gets.
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Postby J@3 on Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:51 am

:lol: this is quite hilarious...

Legend + Cy = best friends in person
Fender = friend of Legend's on MSN

Everytime Legend flames someone or is flamed it looks like this...

Fender = Constantly comes to defend Legend's honour or something
Cyanide = Always disagrees with Legend's flaming

So it becomes Legend + Fender and Cy + whoever's being flamed :lol:
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Postby Dean on Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:15 pm

lol. i did my best to understand all that 'flaming'. and i still have no idea whats going on.
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Postby Cable on Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:22 pm

It's best you don't try. :lol:
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Postby Jackal_ on Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:27 pm

Jae wrote::lol: this is quite hilarious...

Legend + Cy = best friends in person
Fender = friend of Legend's on MSN

Everytime Legend flames someone or is flamed it looks like this...

Fender = Constantly comes to defend Legend's honour or something
Cyanide = Always disagrees with Legend's flaming

So it becomes Legend + Fender and Cy + whoever's being flamed :lol:


ROFL

Hahahahhahahaha I've never laughed so hard in my entire life :lol: :lol: :lol:

Shit about Cy is soooo true! Hahahahhahaha, he never fucking backs me up. He's worried it will taint his homosexual repetoire.
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Postby cyanide on Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:31 pm

Legend + Cy = best friends in person
Fender = friend of Legend's on MSN

Everytime Legend flames someone or is flamed it looks like this...

Fender = Constantly comes to defend Legend's honour or something
Cyanide = Always disagrees with Legend's flaming

So it becomes Legend + Fender and Cy + whoever's being flamed


:lol: :lol::lol: :lol::lol: :lol::lol: :lol::lol: :lol::lol: :lol::lol: :lol:

That's very perceptive of you, Jae! Glad you noticed. Actually, I'm very objective about everything, and if I disagree with Legend about anything, I'll say it, just as if I disagree with anybody else, I'll say it. No need to make myself look like a dumbass if I blindly agree with Legend ;)
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Postby Jackal_ on Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:33 pm

That's very perceptive of you, Jae! Glad you noticed. Actually, I'm very objective about everything, and if I disagree with Legend about anything, I'll say it, just as if I disagree with anybody else, I'll say it. No need to make myself look like a dumbass if I blindly agree with Legend


What?? :lol: :lol: fuck that! You never fucking agree with me! You should bow down at my presence young polack.
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Postby cyanide on Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:42 pm

:lol: that's what I said, "No need to make myself look like a dumbass if I blindly agree with Legend." In other words, "If I agree with Legend, I'll make myself look like a dumbass"

:lol:
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Postby Jackal_ on Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:44 pm

cyanide wrote::lol: that's what I said, "No need to make myself look like a dumbass if I blindly agree with Legend." In other words, "If I agree with Legend, I'll make myself look like a dumbass"

:lol:


Glad to know you found your own joke hilarious
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Postby cyanide on Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:59 pm

It wasn't a joke; it was directed at you. Which means I'm laughing at you :lol:
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Postby Dean on Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:01 pm

you old married couple :lol:
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Postby The X on Mon Sep 26, 2005 8:00 pm

guy to my mate: "your momma's got hairy nipples"
me to guy: "at least he's not the guy who sucks old men's cock for money in public toilets"


one of my greatest :lol: he had nothing :lol:
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Postby Andrew on Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:09 pm

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Postby J@3 on Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:20 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Postby Dean on Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:06 pm

i think i pissed myself laughing at that one when i first saw it. hehe. missing a wife. haha.
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Postby Laxation on Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:26 am

some guy beat me at something, so im like "blow me"
him: youd like that wouldnt you?
me: yeh, nothing like an experienced blow job.
him: well i dont feel like a tongue peircing right now

this was all right on the spot, halarious :lol:
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Postby Jackal_ on Tue Sep 27, 2005 3:08 am

You guys get all your jokes from cereal boxes?
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