Family Guy

What the hell is Harvey Birdman?

and Futurama is fucking hilarious

Harvey Birdman , Autorney at law . LMAO , thats a good show Matt. Tonight's family guy episode is pretty damn funny , lol.

Damn i missed all the new episodes on Fox today!!@!@!

favorite quote (and boy do i got a lot):

peter:honey, im at work so i can't get the trash.

lois:the caller id says youre in the kitchen. as a matter of fact, i can see you.

peter:(takes a step or 2 to the side)can you see me now?

lois:no

peter:ok, now i'm at work.

or!

my name is FLORIDA! THATS THE NAME OF A STATE!!

DYNOMITE!!!!

i own all the dvds. i feel so "contributor" to their 3million or so dvds sold.. and i own the other episodes (season 4 and "5").. coughcoughcoughprivacycoughcoughcough

The time he peformed with the 3 Peters. lol

it's not funny like it use to b ...but it has its moments of humor with stewie

it's not funny like it use to b ...but it has its moments of humor with stewie

Yeah Stewie is pretty funny.

Stewie is God.

"For God's sake, shake me. Shake me like a British nanny."

"Yea and God said to Abraham, "You will kill your son Isaac." And Abraham said, "I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said, "Oh I'm sorry, Is this better? Check, check, check... Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here.""

"Did you forget my name? How dare you. Is this backwards "S" supposed to be cute? Oh, I'm going to crap double for you tonight."

"Damn you, ice cream, come to my mouth. How dare you disobey me!"

"They're getting nude! I mustn't watch, it's not the proper thing to... Wow! I say, nice ones, Janine! And look at Lisa in all of her curvaceous glory! Heavens, it appears that my weewee has been stricken with rigor mortis!"

"Actually, my first violent act involved that ticking time bomb that I left in your uterus when I left. Happy 50th Birthday, Lois "

"Look at him. He runs like a Welshman. Doesn't he? Doesn't he run like a Welshman?"

"Damn it! I want pancakes! God! You people understand every language except English. Yo quiero pancakes. Donnez-moi pancakes. Click-click-bloody click pancakes!"

"No sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you."

The Family Guy movie is out, if people didn't know already.
(Yes, and some people would've known loooooooooong time ago.)

Family Guy movie was funny, and American Dad is not funny at all.

my fav family guy moments

Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.

Stewie (his voice getting progressively higher): Oh I know it hurts now Brian, but look at the bright side: you have some new material for that novel you've been writing. You know...the novel you've been workin' on? You know the the one, uh, you've been workin on for three years? You know the novel. Got somethin' new to write about now. You know? Maybe a, maybe a main character gets into a relationship and suffers a little heartbreak? Somethin' like what... what you've just been through? Draw from real life experience? Little, little heartbreak? You know? Work it into the story? Make the characters a little more three dimensional? Little, uh, richer experience for the reader? Make those second hundred pages really keep the reader guessing what's going to happen? Some twists and turns? A little epilogue? Everybody learns that the hero's journey isn't always a happy one? (Voice returns to normal.) Oh, I look forward to reading it.

(Peter has to come up with a fake name on the spot, so he looks around the room to get inspiration)
Peter Griffin: Uh... my name is...(he sees a pea)
Peter Griffin: Pea...
(he sees a woman crying)
Peter Griffin: ... tear...
(he sees a Griffin fly by)
Peter Griffin: ... Griffin. Peter Griffin

Lois: And you know what? I'm gonna take that chance my father never let me take when I was younger. I'm gonna become a model!
Peter: Hey, that's fantastic, Lois! And I'll pleasure myself to your photos.
Chris: Me too!
Meg: Me too!
Peter: Oh! Oh! God! Meg! That's sick! That's your mother!
Meg (shrugs): I'm just trying to fit in.
Peter: Get out! Get out of this house!
(Meg doesn't move. Peter punches wall.)
Peter: I SAID GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE NOW!
(Meg runs out and Peter closes the door.)
Peter: That's a good about your modeling, Lois.

at a gameshow-peter-"A BOAT'S A BOAT, but the mystery box could be anything. IT COULD EVEN BE A BOAT. You know how much we wanted one of those."

(Peter has to come up with a fake name on the spot, so he looks around the room to get inspiration)
Peter Griffin: Uh... my name is...(he sees a pea)
Peter Griffin: Pea...
(he sees a woman crying)
Peter Griffin: ... tear...
(he sees a Griffin fly by)
Peter Griffin: ... Griffin. Peter Griffin

That was just brilliant!

(Peter has to come up with a fake name on the spot, so he looks around the room to get inspiration)
Peter Griffin: Uh... my name is...(he sees a pea)
Peter Griffin: Pea...
(he sees a woman crying)
Peter Griffin: ... tear...
(he sees a Griffin fly by)
Peter Griffin: ... Griffin. Peter Griffin

That was just brilliant!

That was fucking funny as, i watched the episode and i was rolling on the floor for like 10 minutes

my fav family guy moments

Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.

Stewie (his voice getting progressively higher): Oh I know it hurts now Brian, but look at the bright side: you have some new material for that novel you've been writing. You know...the novel you've been workin' on? You know the the one, uh, you've been workin on for three years? You know the novel. Got somethin' new to write about now. You know? Maybe a, maybe a main character gets into a relationship and suffers a little heartbreak? Somethin' like what... what you've just been through? Draw from real life experience? Little, little heartbreak? You know? Work it into the story? Make the characters a little more three dimensional? Little, uh, richer experience for the reader? Make those second hundred pages really keep the reader guessing what's going to happen? Some twists and turns? A little epilogue? Everybody learns that the hero's journey isn't always a happy one? (Voice returns to normal.) Oh, I look forward to reading it.

HAHA I was gonna say that one!

Stewie (to Jeremy, the babysitter's boyfriend):
Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow"! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!

and also the one where he goes to Jolley Farm and leaves the note for Brian

Stewie's Letter: Dear stupid dog, I've gone to live with the children on jolly farm. Good bye forever. Stewie.
P.S. I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas. Umm, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the thirty day return limit but umm… I'm sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. Umm.. It's actually not a horrible sweater. It's... It's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it you know? Oh I also left a button on the bureau. I'm not sure what it goes to, but I can never bring myself to throw a button away. I know that as soon as I do I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll… Wait a minute, could it be from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm… Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again, goodbye forever.
P.P.S. You know, it might be a little chilly in London, I'm actually going to take the sweater.

From the movie, this is paraphrased.

*shot shows RV shaking as Brian wakes up. He then goes to the front to find Stewie driving it bug-eyed and shaky.*

Brian: What are you doing?
Stewie: TRUCKER AT THE LAST STOP GAVE ME SOME PEP PILLS!
Brian: You took pills?
Stewie: YEA, HE SAID TAKE ONE I TOOK THE WHOLE THING!
Brian: You have to stop and turn around.
Stewie: WHY? COMPASS SAYS WEST THAT'S WHERE WE'RE HEADED!
Brian: We're not even on the road any more.
Stewie: CAN YOU IMAGINE THE NADS OF THE GUYS WHO DID THIS IN WAGONS. PIONEERS BRIAN, WE SHARE THEIR SPIRIT. MANIFEST DESTINY!

The delivery is hilarious.

http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/242.html - "New Material For The Novel"

http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/425.html - "Stewie Driving Brian"

http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/175.html - "Rudpolph"

was the movie good? i didnt get to see it yet...

The 1st and 2nd part of the movie is great, the last third is ok...but nothing compared to the first or second part. (It's 3 episodes into one movie, if people did not know...) However, great movie overall.

Semi-Spoiler!

If there was one thing it was missing, it would be a song, because there wasn't a single song in the movie! Also, the third part had so much potential...but it failed to deliver the full potential I think. The idea was a great one, with so much potential...but it was quite bland really. I won't reveal the idea yet.

i just watched an episode, where the daughter took her shirt off didnt see that coming!

Family Guy is da best animated show hands down. Plus it is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just saw the latest episode - the jitterbug bit is gold!!! Almost as good as the musical farting in the episode prior btw Mike Moore and Peter. This series is getting better going by the last 2 episodes, great stuff

ahhhh I'm punished nd cant watch tv so i missed it...

One of my favorites is when Peter and Louis went out to eat and Louis says "Peter you're not wearing your life jacket" or something then he says "I'm not going to need it" Then he starts to drown in his soup.