The official fat-ass thread.

This is a disturbing thread.... about masturbation.

I'm not really intrested in how, when and why obese americans (yes doobie, eating junkfood is crap, and I would guess in a non judgemental way that you're fat) to the skinmambo with themselves. Actually. I don't care when and why any guy whacks off.

Yet I find the thread strangely fascinating.

This is my kind of thread.

I figured I masterbate about once a day.

i miss whacking off
havent done it in years

What the fuck? You homosexual

when I wake up my partner is...erected

Why does your partner get an erection when you wake up beside him?

cos his partners a man jus jokin

when I wake up my partner is...erected

Why does your partner get an erection when you wake up beside him?

cos his partners a man jus jokin

Yeah tahts what cy said lol..

How does a thread about whacking off get so popular? Oh Yeah....

Why does your partner get an erection when you wake up beside him?

Maybe you find me sexy

....So you're sleeping with Cyanide?

Why does your partner get an erection when you wake up beside him?

Maybe you find me sexy

Fuck man, not around Jackal!

Don't worry, he'll understand...he's, what? 30 or something?

I never thought I'd get involved in a whacking off thread...

I'm glad I was right.

well since i cant whack off.. i get to tell you all about my buddy lefty who shot his load 9 times in one day.. i dont know if thats some sort of record or some shit but thats it..

well since i cant whack off.. i get to tell you all about my buddy lefty who shot his load 9 times in one day.. i dont know if thats some sort of record or some shit but thats it..

Did he get you in the eye?

legend you are a pervert

legend you are a pervert

Just look at his sig. What a perv, he wants cyanide's mom.

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well since i cant whack off.. i get to tell you all about my buddy lefty who shot his load 9 times in one day.. i dont know if thats some sort of record or some shit but thats it..

Either he's one of those few people in the world that have something similar to the multiple orgasm function that women have, or he's bullshitting you.

he wants cynaide's mom

Who's cynaide?

i miss whacking off
havent done it in years

What the fuck? You homosexual

lets just say somebody else is doin me a favor almost every night

I'm hoping thats somebody else is a female...

well since i cant whack off.. i get to tell you all about my buddy lefty who shot his load 9 times in one day.. i dont know if thats some sort of record or some shit but thats it..

Not a record. I refuse to say more in fear of incriminating myself.

LOL , no bullshit though , my record if about 15 in one day . Sunday , home alone , porn , bored ,horny . All leads to one huge day. Masturbate was ALL i did that day . Atleast 1 every hour the entire day .

I think the record is 217 or 117. I remember Filip posting that here at NLSC.

more then 20 in one day is insane , but 117-217 . Oh god , his balls must've been the size of raisins when he finished.

I think the record is 217 or 117. I remember Filip posting that here at NLSC.

217? Are you fuckin insane? I remember that too.. and it was 23 or something, definitely not 217.

23 sounds alot more reasonable . I want to break the record if it IS 23.