The Spanish thread

[J@3]

Foreigners

[The X]

Tequilia makes me happy, tequilia makes me

that's my spanish contribution

[Bang]

Yo vivi en Panama por seis anos y Mexico por algunas mezes. Y si quieres saber sobre el canal de panama, creo que el canal de Panama es el lugar mas aburrido en el mundo. Puedo entender Espanol sin problemas, mas confundo mucho quando escribo o hablo espanol porque el portuges es tan similar. Si sabes portugues, puede ganar por los menos un 700 en los SAT2 en Espanol! (No creo que hay SAT2 en Portugues.)

Yo soy Coreano y hablo espanol tambien, KevC.

No creo que el burrito es comun en portugal...Creo que es algo mexicano. Porque no habia burritos en Panama...

I bet I made tons of mistakes there, bleah..
Is it just me, or does it seem Spanish has more swear words than any other language? It's maybe because there are so many Spanish speaking countries, each having 2 or 3 of their favorite swear words.

[Cloudy]

I love this song, I think it's spanish

{S} Hola! Soy Celia Cruz
{T} (Hi! I am Celia Cruz)
{S} Y estoy aqui con Wyclef, celebrando Carnival; Azucar!!)
{T} (And I'm here with Wyclef celebrating Carnival; Azucar!!)
{singing} Guantanamera
{Wyclef} We out here in Miami just shining
{singing} Guajila, Guantanamera
{Wyclef} Worldwide
{singing} Guan-tana-mera
{Wyclef} Bout to bring it to you in stereo
{singing} Guajila voy, de na meda
Yo soy un hombre sincero
{Wyclef} That was then, this is now
Welcome to the Carnival, the arrival... c'mon!
{singing} De donde crecen las palmas

{Wyclef Jean}
Spanish Harlem! Oahh-eee-ohh!
Boogie Down Bronx! Oahh-eee-ohh!
Manhattan! Oahh-eee-ohh!
Back to Staten! Oahh-eee-ohh!

{Wyclef sings, then raps}
Guantanamera
Hey yo I'm standing at the bar with a, Cuban cigar
Guajila, Guantanamera
Hey, yo, I think she's eyeing me from afar
Guan-tana-mera...
Guajila Guan-tana-mera...

Verse One: Wyclef Jean

Yo, I wrote this in Haiti, overlooking Cuba
I asked her what's her name, she said, 'Guantanamera'
Remind me of an old latin song, my uncle used to play
On his old forty-five when he used to be alive
She went from a young girl, to a grown woman
Like a Virgin, so she sex with no average mahn
Peep the figure, move like a caterpillar
Fly like a butterfly, let your soul feel her glide
Pac Woman better yet Space Invader
If your name was Chun-Li, we'd be playin Street Fighter
Penny for your thoughts, a nickel for your kiss
A dime if you tell me that you love me

Chorus:

Guantanamera
Hey yo, I'm standin at the bar with a, Cuban cigar
Guajila, Guantanamera
Yo, I think she's eyeing me from afar
Guan-tana-mera...
Guajila Guan-tana-mera...

{singing in Spanish, with Wyclef responses}
{S} Soy una mujer, sincera
{T} (I am a sincere woman)
Do you speak English?
{S} De donde crecen las palmas
{T} (From where the palm tree grows)
Can I buy you a drink?
{S} Soy una mujer, sincera
{T} (I am a sincere woman)
Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
{S} De donde creeeeeeecen las palmas
{T} (From where the palm tree grows)
You killin me
{S} Y antes de morir, yo quiero
{T} (And before I die, I want to)
..
{S} cantar mis versos del alma
{T} (sing the verses in my heart)
Te quiero mama, te quiero!!

Guantanamera
Aiyyo I'm standing at the bar with a, Cuban cigar
Guajila, Guantanamera
Hey yo John Forte, she's eyeing me from far
Guan-tana-mera...
Guajila Guan-tana-mera

Verse Two: Lauryn Hill

Yo, she was a rose in Spanish Harlem, mamacita beg your pardon
Make stakes at a faster rate then she fornicates
Pure traits of genius, Goddess of Black Venus
Crab niggaz angry cause they can't get between us
to no sele-xion, smooth complex-ion
The lexicon of Lexington, parents came from Cuba
Part Mexican, pure sweet, dimes fell to her feet
She like Movado, and shook her hips like Delgado
And broke niggaz down from the Grounds to Apollo
and then some, she took her act sent it to dim sum
And waited patiently while the businessmen come
Call late on purpose, got even politicians nervous
And made plans to infiltrate the street secret service
This gentle flower, fertility was her power
Sweet persona, Venus Flytrap primadonna
Que sera que sera she turned dinero to dinera

{Wyclef responds to singing again}
Guantanamera
Hey yo I'm standing at the bar with a, Cuban cigar
Guajila Guantanamera
Hey yo... I think she's eyein me from afar
Guan-tana-mera...
Guajila Guan-tana-mera...

[J@3]

How is that Spanish?

[Null17]

It won't we didn't have a sign in the front saying "Dog Meat Served"

hey! a little too much don't you think

[The true Messiah]

Emiliano! Do You know La Renga? Do You have some stuff of them? I like Los redonditos & Santos Inocentes but it's kinda hard to get hands on that stuff here.

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

Τι λετε ρε παιδια? Δεν καταλαβαινω τιποτα!Σιγουρα ειναι Ισπανικα αυτα?

[Jona]

Τι λετε ρε παιδια? Δεν καταλαβαινω τιποτα!Σιγουρα ειναι Ισπανικα αυτα?

Spanish, Weaver, SPANISH!!

i buritos common in spain and portugal? or is it only a mexican delicasy? how about shawarmas?

I think burritos are exclusively Mexican. And what the fuck is a shawarma?

[Null17]

wtf? shawarmas are middle eastern food...

[Emiliano]

Emiliano! Do You know La Renga? Do You have some stuff of them? I like Los redonditos & Santos Inocentes but it's kinda hard to get hands on that stuff here.

Yea, I do know them. I dont listen to Santos Inocentes but La Renga and Los redonditos are nice bands yea, its hard to get the music but i just download from eMule. Thats where I find spanish music

[Jackal_]

also i would like to hear of some good food so post your traditional dishes.
mine are papusas

I fuckin love that shit! Oh man I want some soo bad right now whats that salad shit they put on top? So fucking good.

hey! a little too much don't you think

lol what? It's been proven dogs are eaten in the Phillipines man. Snakes too

[COOLmac©]

^^^ you framed me....LOL


anyways china has more exotic foods than any other places in the world which includes dog meat. but hey its not really the norm here legend. just an exotic fetish of some sort.

adios amigos

[Null17]

hey! a little too much don't you think

lol what? It's been proven dogs are eaten in the Phillipines man. Snakes too

and now everyone eats dogs in the Philippines? go drink your maple syrup

[Cloudy]

How is that Spanish?

I mean it came from a Spanish song...

[Jackal_]

hey! a little too much don't you think

lol what? It's been proven dogs are eaten in the Phillipines man. Snakes too

and now everyone eats dogs in the Philippines? go drink your maple syrup

And I love maple syrup.. but its still not my pet

[Wormy10]

Hola everyone. Como estas? ... mi es mui bien
Cuando es tu compleanos, y cuando anos tienes, y como te llama, y de donde eres?
Mi es diez y siete, y me llama cody pero me llaman worm, soy de kentucky

[Drex]

Very good, Wormy...

[Jona]

Tengo 17 anos. Mis anos son muy grandes. Suenan real loud.

[Jackal]

mi es = yo tengo..

No tengo cumpleaños este año porque no tengo dinero. Espero que mis padres me dan un regalo.

Que mas puedo decir? Oh, Jonex se gustan el sexo con animales. Los caballos en particular.

[Malfa]

¿que?

[Doobie]

Jackal what nationality are you??

[Drex]

Oh, Jonex se gustan el sexo con animales. Los caballos en particular.

Jona se hace cargo de eso. No me metan en weas.

Jackal le da con los burros...

[Jona]

Hey!! Se supone que era secreto...

Jackie tiene sexo duro con donkeys, ¡eso es verdad!

[J@3]

Jackie tiene sexo duro con donkeys

Ay, Dios no me Ama