Yo Momma Jokes (split from Yao thread)

[J@3]

hmm deleting your inital post? what's wrong Jae?
you seem darn smart and condescending with "I don't know about you, but I haven't got all day to sit here and pretend I care what some 15 year old says about me. It's been nice talking with you Kevin, I'm sorry that you've made yourself come across like a pompous dickhead but that's not really my fault is it. I'm sure you'll post something very long and damaging once I'm gone, because hey, you wouldn't want me to respond or anything would you."

No, I deleted it because I wanted to respond to your post before I left. Nothing more.

[kevC]

Oh you must know all my social life because of two people I talk with online!

[kevC]

Also, scholastic achievements are an accurate measure of one's intelligence (book smart) which you attempted to undermine of me with comments such as "pseudo-intelligent comments attempting to look intelligent"

It's the same accurate measure of looking at how big of an imbecile someone is by their behavior at a forum.

Try to find more words to describe me besides "pompous", "fuckwit", and "dickhead'

[David]

KevC you pompous fuckwit dickhead leave Jae alone... his scholastic achievement is dropping out four or five years ago.. and then bumming around Europe with his parents...

[Andrew]

When was the last time NLSC made a project or a mod for NBA Live?

The 95/96 Mod for NBA Live 2004, last year. Not everyone involved was a member of the NLSC staff though.

Anyway, this thread has gone a fair way off topic so it might be best to leave it at that. If there's anything else to say, I guess I'll split the topic.

[kevC]

this thread has gone a fair way off topic

That's an understatement .

I do respect that 95/96 patch btw but that doesn't have anything to do with Jae's criticizing of "exclusive patchers".

[air gordon]

i'm looking at the time between replies.. could you guys just talk about this on msn or something rather then air this dirty laundry

[J@3]

KevC you pompous fuckwit dickhead leave Jae alone... his scholastic achievement is dropping out four or five years ago.. and then bumming around Europe with his parents...

You really don't know a single thing about me do you.

Anyways, I'll split this thread up and move it so we can get the fighting bits out of it.

[J@3]

Also, scholastic achievements are an accurate measure of one's intelligence (book smart) which you attempted to undermine of me with comments such as "pseudo-intelligent comments attempting to look intelligent"

It's the same accurate measure of looking at how big of an imbecile someone is by their behavior at a forum.

Lol so behaviour at an internet forum is an accurate measure of what someone's like offline? Fair enough. Although I have to disagree with your initial statement, you can't measure someones intelligence by "scholastic achievements" alone... if I went to a school with 30 other people and won every award they were giving out, would that make me any smarter than someone going to a school of 2,000 who hasn't won anything?

[David]

You really don't know a single thing about me do you.

So we're going to "you don't even know me" now? Great, what's next? Yo momma jokes?

[J@3]

Yo Momma so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.

[David]

Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

[J@3]

Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night.

[David]

Yo momma like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.

[J@3]

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

[David]

Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower.

[J@3]

Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention

[David]

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!

[J@3]

Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

[David]

Yo momma so fat when she sits on Shep's face he can't hear the stereo.

[J@3]

poor Shep, just can't get a break these days.

[cklitsie]

Pretty nice collection of "Yo Momma Jokes" here

[Null17]

time to change the topic to 'your momma jokes'

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

What an absolute waste of reading time... arguing with momma jokes

[Jackal]

That's why you have the choice of not reading. Amazing eh?