Sit's Story Thread (Help needed with Problem)

[Fresh8]

Over here, u only get ejected if ur words are directed at the ref or another player.... if u say f*ck out of frusatration... as long as its not so that everyone hears, its ok...

[J@3]

I called a female ref a dumb whore or something along those lines and nothing got called.

[COOLmac©]

i never said it to the ref or to other player. the anounce table even call out that vulgar words are not allowed inside the court. some dumb rules maybe.but heck im not playing with any league now so i left it all behind. when i played with my buds and pals we can trash talk and swear all we like.

wow JAE you really know how to release your frustrations out. maybe the woman ref digs you so she never called a thing out of your verbal attack.

[J@3]

Nah I was about 15 at the time and it was a stressful game. Four of our players, involving our best player, got fouled out leaving only 4 of us on the court against our rival team for the last 5 minutes. The two referee's were from the same town as the other team, so they were making alot of bullshit calls. She called a foul on me for standing too close to the guy throwing the ball in from the baseline despite the fact that I was behind the line... all she said was "Do you want to be thrown out too?". I still feel a bit bad about it. Just a little bit.

[COOLmac©]

that was one heck of a onesided ball game in terms of officiating.you only got 8 roster in your team that time?


i remember too we face this other college here while a storm was ravaging outside the staduim(so only few people came to the game). my team got only 6 players and they have 7. they lose one guy in fouls but those stupid refs.(only two showed up and one scorer)never called fouls. its like we have only 6 freethrows the entire match. because they dont want to have a 3 on 5 or a 4 on 4 on the court if they put players into fouling out. that was the most physical game of my life. lot of shoving/pushing and it really made me feel like i was playing soccer at that time. the saying of NO BLOOD NO FOUL really is the theme of that horibble game. we lost by 14 points. and i scored 21 if i havent jam my fingers and bleed my gums i could have scored more. i even attempt a shot lowering my elbow after the release to this guys head and wham hit him to the ground. no foul called.

[Mikki]

because they dont want to have a 3 on 5 or a 4 on 4 on the court if they put players into fouling out.

You can't have that. When only 5 players are left on a team, they can't foul out. Instead, it's automatic penalty.

[COOLmac©]

well that was our rule back then. good thing they change it now. if i were the last five i could have keep on fouling till i get 20 fouls in a game. i remember in nba live 2000 there should always be 5 players even when those palyers are officially fouled out. then you cant put in the foued out subs

[J@3]

We only had 8 players, that's all we needed really because we were dominating the comp. We did eventually win that game by 1, I got completely bashed trying to get one of the last rebounds... I had three guys all over 6ft and 80kg's trying to get this rebound but I managed to grab it, then basically had all of them fall on me. It wasn't too pleasant.

[MaD_hAND1e]

You have a very..... erm... interesting life.

[Fresh8]

Thanks Mad Handle!

anyways... anyone able to tell me what it would take to become a columnist in a sports paper or something?? I'm seriously condisering sports journalism if i dont get into med or legal/economics...

[Jona]

You have a very..... erm... interesting life.

Was that a hint of sarcasm I percieved Sir Handle???

[Fresh8]

I dont understand wat u mean by the sarcasm in it?

[Fresh8]

I'm fully Asian! Not quite...

I was bored. I wrote my Kobe article and I was bored. My brother, sister and mom all went out to Chinatown for New Years festivities (even thoguh that was ages ago!)... so I was thinking, 'If I cooked a chinese dinner, wouldn't that make me more asian than I already am?'

Problem was I never cooked before. All I've ever done was watch my mom make me food so I decided, 'What's there to lose?' So I look inside the fridge... all we had was some snow peas, roast meat stuff and asian sausage called 'Lup Chong' or some shite like that.

So I started steaming the rice and get the snow peas out. Prepared all the stuff I could find and chucked in a fry pan and sort of fried it up! Good stuff... it didn't tastre very bad either!

Tongiht was the night I became a little bit more asian! And cooking wasn't bad, maybe I have that type of blood my dad's family has. The cooking gene cause I wouldn't mind cooking on a regular basis!

[MaD_hAND1e]

Hey Sit, where are you from? or are you like ABC or something?

[Old School Fool]

I said "Son of a Bitch" in P.E. when we were playing Flag Football..

Got tossed.

[Fresh8]

Who Won? Me or the Teacher?

Oh boy- Don't I love double legal studies! As you all konw in last times' episode, I had taken my speakers to class and pumped it up. Last time, we had it confiscated... so today I decided to bring my full arsenal just to piss her off.

First we had the speakers and the mp3 player... after about 2 seconds we walked into the room, I had 'Good Charlotte I just wanna Live' on full blast. Confiscated.

She forgot about my mp3 player so we had it playing and she saw us. Confiscated.

She then went around the room to confiscate everyone's mp3 players... lucky noone got angry. They found it f*ing hilarious! So then I got my phone and put it on the radio. Since it's Valantines day and we heard that song, "Let me Love You' by Mario I shouted over it and said, 'Baxter this ones for you!' So we started belting out the tune, 'Walker let me love you... let me be the one to give you everything you want and need...' (Walker is our teachers surname)

At that point she obviously heard us and came stomping down and ripped the phone out of my hand. Damn- confiscated.

So we sat there as board as we could be and I looked into my pencil case. I found a Jay Z and linkin Park Album in there. Collision Course... Great CD! And we needed a CD player though... yes! Flashbulb appeared on top of my head with the words 'Library' written all around it.

As I'm thinking about it, my friend Baxter said, 'Sweet pen!' I was like, 'wtf man?' And he was holding this pen that has 4 different colours in one and I'm like, 'nah man it aint mine!' My friend Vins next to me said it was his. So me and Baxter start smiling and we quickly dismantle the pen, taking all the different pen ink thingys out and hand it back to Vins.

Vins looked at it and said, 'Hey Baxter... where's the ink?' As he said this, Baxter was chucking them out the window. And then Vinny goes, 'Ummm... it wasn't mine.' And the guy in front; Daniel goes, 'Oi man, wheres my pen.' We all start laughing and Baxter says, 'Miss, I need to go outside because I sort of broke Wanga's pen.'

Before she could say anything I was already diving out of the window. I got them all and ran back through the front door and as I get it, the teacher was standing there and screamed, 'I've had enough of you two! Ben, sit in the front left hand corner of the room... Will go to the back right hand corner of the room.'

Baxter and I were pissing ourselves. So we both went to our desginated places. During the time I was jumping out of the window, Baxter took out some premission slips he had got from his boarding house becuase his new boarding master had no idea what to do with them. He wrote one out for me excusing me out of the classroom 20 minutes before class ended- his said he could leave 5 minutes after me.

So that was the plan. Leaving class early. And then the bell for the first period went. Time to take out my plan. But the teacher wouldn't let us go on a drink break- tough luck!

Baxter then distracted her so I could sneak out of the room. I ran to the library and borrowed a CD player without any questions! So I go back up... baxter distracted the teacher and I ran back in. She then says, 'I know what you two are up to... detention for both of you.' And the girls are like, 'Miss, u cant give a captain a detention.' And Daniel says, 'They got nine lives!' And she said, 'Well watch me give one to him!'

I sit back down and pass the CD to Vins and he put it on. She ignored it as best she could. And then it was time for me to leave... when I got out of the classroom I thought everything was over for the day... I was wrong!

Vins came out of class and came up to me and told me what happened. Apparently, the teacher had told the class that she knew our slips were fake and she just wanted the two of us out of the classroom.... and the class obviously thought it was funny until Wangas and Vins had a fight about who got to keep my cd. They managed to get the CD player confiscated too. Thats four things of mine which confiscated in one day!

Anyway, after it was confiscated Vins told Wangas, 'Get the CD if you want it.' So Wangas grabbed Vins' criteria sheet and ripped it up into 8 pieces! And get this- we only got the assignment today!

What a double lesson! It was classic. But who actually won man? The teacher is giving us detentions but she allowed us to leave so that could she be relieved of me and Baxter's annoyingness... I think it was a draw but Sit and Co. still leads!

Sit and Co. 3
Teachers 1

Let's get the next period going tomoz!

(btw, me and baxter were going to go around random classes today and say poems to people who didn't get poems as a vlantine present... but we're gonna do it tommorrow... have a bit of a laugh!

Oh yeah... and also I get to pick a team to play again the rest of the world... It's Asian All-stars vs. Aussie All-stars! And our team is gonna suck...)

- Yes Mad handle... i'm ABC! But I got AZN pride!

[Colin]

You're nuts.

[Jona]

Fuck man, if my school days were that fun, I wouldn't wanna miss any of them..

[COOLmac©]

your life is cool in school. even if you dont involve a lot of chicks its cool.

kudos to you SIT. keep us updated

[Fresh8]

Its great at school man! especially since its my last year.. u get away with lots of things!

[Indy]

your so awesome sit.

[MaD_hAND1e]

Its great at school man! especially since its my last year.. u get away with lots of things!

If I didn't know any better.. I'd think you were in elementary

[COOLmac©]

im not in school anymore. so i guess im missing some of it. the chicks,booz,fun,bball, etc.

my advice enjoy it while you can.

If I didn't know any better.. I'd think you were in elementary

[Jowe]

I said "Son of a Bitch" in P.E. when we were playing Flag Football..

Got tossed.

I threw a basketball at teh principals head once.

[Fresh8]

Standing up for my friend... and Asians vs. Aussies!

My friend was real pissed after her teacher forced her to change back into the formal school uniform out of her PE uniform. When I saw her before my double english lesson she was telling me about it. I didn't care at first until she told me who her teacher was.

Ms Connors...

Don't I hate her? Why... it's a long story. Back in the day I had her for computer studies. And I always arrived in PE gear. And she made me change back into formal uniform every single computer studies lesson. For the whole freakin year. We had 4 lessons a week, for about 40 weeks... do the math, I had to change back out of my gear and change into it after school for sport 120+ times!

Now you've got to admit it's horrible! But I still turned up every lesson to annoy her and pissed her off one last time on my last comp. studies of the year and schoollife... it was plain clothes day and surprise, surpirse... i turned up in formal uniform just for her. Smack Bang- it happened like that! Detention!

Well... I didn't win cause she got the last laugh so I wasn't going to let her win. Today was my chance! But I didnt know how to do it and my friend said they were in the classroom. So I forgot about it during an extremely boring MacBeth lesson.

So for my drinks break i saw one of the only asians who talks to me and he was in the legal class i was tlaking about. He told me how they were moving to the library. So I said, 'i'll be there!'

I ran back to english and convinced my old ass teacher that i needed to go to the library to do my assignment. He hesitated but he let me. So I go inside to look for Connors. And instead I saw Vins and Patty who were sitting upstairs. When i got up there, i saw my friend and her class. So I go over to VIns and just talk to him.

Connors came up to me and asked, 'What are you here for?' I was like, 'Miss it's getting hot in here... I'm gonna take off all of my clothes...' She was then, 'I'm serious, I'm trying to move u in a nice way.'

So I stood up and turned around, said 'me and Vins and Pat need to sit together.' So she got even more annoyed... trying to hide i nher anger, 'Sit at a table then! Don't sit at mine, actually don't even sit near me!'

Vins stands up with three 'Motor' magazines. She stared at him and asked, 'What are you here for?' He replied, 'Double Study... I could have gone home but I forgot!' She then snapped, 'ur kidding?' And he shot back at her, 'Nope!'

I was at that stage pissing myself as she turned and walked away and we found a table. We moved it from downstairs up to where the class was. And moved the table next to the teachers. She looked in our direction, shook her head and retreated to the opposite side of the room.

So I'm sitting there as bored as can be with my MacBeth book.. and suddenly Vins said he ahd cards. So we started playign cards... and me doing my Lleyton Hewitt 'C'mons!' whenever i won which had the teachers all shouting, 'Oi!' And I shouted, 'Hey ladies, u dont own the library! My friend lives here!' Then Connors sees us and I shout over to her, 'HEy Miss, wanna play this with us?'

She got to the point where she didn't want to hear any more... and she went downstairs. It was great, I got the last laugh and I stood up for Saph! Nice!

Will & Co. 4
Teachers 1

- Also, we're having an Asians Aussies All star game next tuesday because its our school's asia day. So I have the task of getting my asian squad ready! It's hard.... I had to find 6 guys. But theres noone to choose from. I got my friend who is the second best center at school... thats only because hes the only other center our school has. Then I got Martin and Phil who i would rank in the Top 4 forwards... and then theres me. I would say I'd be 4th in the school's crop of guards. Second best PG. The top three guys are all white! So I hope we can give the white guys a run for their money. The key is our running game. I'm looking forward to the challenge.

Especially when the school's top player and top guard saw me today and pointed at me, 'Sit, Tuesday man! We're gonna go head to head!' I said, 'I can't wait man... i'm gonna rip u up!' Honestly... it ain't gonna happen!