Got a job

[The GOAT]

I was about to type Fuck you Assholes but you guys would have more fun with that

[Null17]

I was about to type Fuck you Assholes but you guys would have more fun with that

damn right

[Indy]

i have 2 jobs

the first is coaching 3 and 4th, 5th and 6th, 7th and 8th grade basketball, so i have 3 teams, the combined records of the 3 are 8-1, (the season just started), and i ref the same ages, so thats good.

i also work at jewel and i work the cash registar, so thats pretty good pay. (8.50 an hour to do really absolutly nothing)

my average income per week is about 150$, and i make 1,000 dollars a month each month for 3 months over the summer for umping baseball.

EDIT: and i have a girlfriend

[Mikki]

Anyway, my life will be sweet on the 8th of April

And may I ask why?

[Jackal]

I'm guessing that's the date he's being relieved of his military duties.

[J@3]

Lol Sit's stories are interesting

[Jowe]

Anyway, my life will be sweet on the 8th of April

And may I ask why?

Are you meeting up with mazzo?


hahaha i kid, i kid.

Gibson...obviously i will be saving for a while, but its what i want....i already have an epiphone les paul standard and am thinking of picking up a 72 thinline tele off of a mate.

Nice

[thegreatdivide]

Jowe...im guessing you play guitar...what do you have?

[Jowe]

I've just got a Fender Standard Stratocaster limited ( silver starburst )
and a samick rg copy hehe
Samick makes epiphones

[Fresh8]

Thanks Jae! I got so many stupid stories in my life expecially last and this year... everyone says i have the biggest ego an asian could have and i'm like a 10th grader instead of 12.. lol

Today i lost my captain badge for the thrid time in two weeks... as a joke my teacher told me i should tell the whole school in chapel... thats what i did... Headmaster wasnt impressed especially how i said... 'wat up everyone... i lost my badge so u better give it back to me if u find it! Oh, while im up here i wanna give a shoutout to those iraqi guys in iraq. What can i say? They need to get respect!'

So yeah.. i kinda got in heaps of trouble but it was great... at least the girls thought it was funny...

[The X]

keep on telling the stories....once you get me started you can't stop me....that's how I often relate to situations, by seeing the similarities in another person's story to mine....

here's a story for you, I bought that car (300zx) in my avatar today....the pic doesn't do it justice....hell chick magnet car, geez, I can use all the help I can get .....

[Jowe]

I'm surprised u didn't get arrested as a suspected terrorist.

Then again u're asian, u've probably got 14 brothers and sisters.

[Fresh8]

thats a good one... nah, all the asians think im a jerk.. while all the white people think i'm cool. Beats me! lol

I just tell them im not asian enough for them!

[Jowe]

hahaha thats what all the asians around here say about me.

[Fresh8]

so true man. which reminds me of another story... i'll share it with y'all...

one day last year during exam week, some asian guy told me to go to math with him cause his teacher wouldnt care so i went in and told everyone my name was Tim Tam (which is wat most of the grade 11s call me now). So after hanging wiuth them for like 5 minutes, i left and went back the next period cause they had christian studies with my economics teacher. She told me to leave the class which i refuesd to so when she threatened me with a detention i stood up and said, 'awww man.. just because im asian.' I was then given a detention straight awy. When my physics teacher had me for the detention she asked why i was there... i said, 'cause im asian'

but thats not where it ends... two weeks later, we got camp groups organised for leadership camp. my econs teacher was assigned to take my group. I didnt know until my friend told me that in their form class they asked her, 'do u know anyone in ur camp group miss?' she said, 'noone stands out in my mind... wait, Will Sit' her class was like, 'haha.. u got sit!' And she said, 'uh- no more! I'm switching! I applied for a switch when i saw the name...'

Sure thing, it happened quickly, next day I didnt have her as the teacher going to camp with us. instead i got my friends mom. That was last year, after the camp she told her son, 'im never going on another leadership camp again!" when he asked why she replied, 'All the kids in the group especially nelson and Will..."

Great isnt it!

[The GOAT]

Racism in its purest form

This seems like the right thread to share stories, so this is what happened at my basketball game yesterday:

First of all, our team is the best. We are huge, and in a 12-13 year old team everyone except me is 13, plus two of them are 14. We have this one 13 year old who is already 6'3" and can almost dunk it (he's done it once). he is the best on the team, obviously.

So he is that good that in every game we play, the other coach tries to take him out of the game in some way. This time, he was guarding one of their best players ho likes to stand in the corner and shoot. so basically, this kid, Chris, would just be in the corner and tahat's it on defense, the kid who he was guarding instructed to do nothing except stand there to take Chris out of the play.

Normally Chris doesn't have a man, he stands near the paint and rejects everything. But this time, when he tried to do that, the other team's coach would yell and bitch that he wasn't guarding his man until he just stood in the corner and did nothing.

Now this got Chris so angry that he just started screaming in the ref's face about it and he had to be restrained. Apparently the ref didn't hear it (whatever) and it was fixed. End of story right?

Wrong. Meanwhile, the whole game this little kid about my height (which is 4'9") was saying in his ear "You suck" every time he tried to shoot after the whole incident, and when he missed the kid would laugh at him. By then chris already had a short tember, so when the last 2 minutes of the game came and we already had it won, the two met one-on-one.

As soon as the kid got the ball, he looked up and POW!!!!!!!! Chris leveled him and almost broke his arm. As soon as he realized what he did he just said "Oh shit" under his breath and grabbed his sweatshirt and started walkinig to the door. His parents screamed "Where are you going" He says back, "I don't care if I have to walk home, I'm going!"

It took the kid a full 10 minutes to get up. Chris willl indefinitely be suspended, I don't know for how long. The kid he leveled wasn't in school today.

And to top that off, my friend said after the game, "He didn't do it on purpose." Another kid on my team said "Oh yes he did. He told me he was going to."

[idiot]

hahahah violent 13 year olds

Sit: lol i didn't quite get your story, your saying your teachers didnt wanna have you around cause you're asian or something?

[The GOAT]

^yeah that's basically it.

[J@3]

Lmao@Tim Tam

You 13 year olds are alot more exciting than I was when I was that age.

[The GOAT]

Kids at our school are crazy. Things like that never happen to my cousin or my friends in different areas of Long Island.

[Fresh8]

nah... lol. i got a detention for say, 'cause im asian' dont know why.... the detention slip said i had disruptive behaviour...

the fact that the teacher doesnt wanna lead my camp group cause apparantly im the most annoying asian there is... Oi.. im not 13! im actually 16 lol... although its true that i look more 13 than 16...

alrighty... im just gonna tell u a bball story.... cause G.O.A.T. did it! lol... back in the day i would say that when it comes to being on court, im more of the less aggressive type. Yeah, id trash talk with the best players on the other team but if a fights gonna start im not joining in, id be the one stopping it. Oh, two years ago in one game, the other team was double teaming me cause we dont have any other guards on my old team.

After constant laughing at the other players- only because i scored over some 6'5" guy when i was about 5'5"... they sorta got annoyed at this little asian guy whos inflating his ego only because of one play... so on my next drive i went up against the two big guys on the other team (6'5" and 6'2") and they snadwiched me and sent me crashing into the gym wall... i got up and i was still shaking when the 6'5" guy came up and shoved me back into the wall...

At that stage... i was so freakin dizzy i wasnt up for a fight so i shouted some choice words which got me ejected and the other guy got suspened... but i went out like a proud asian! And i learnt one lesson... never trash talk some guy twice as big as you!

[Fresh8]

Yeah, im back to share two more stories about myself cause i feel like it. Itd be great if u guys could also share urs... we can see if we are comparable in terms of mischief....

The first one sorta contradicts the above story... cause in the last one i got smashed by some big guy. In this one, we rag one. lol This guy is 6'8" and easily the biggest guy at school but he is so damn soft. One day, he had his assignment ready to hand in for english. So i took it and chuicked it at the fan... (So, do u guys also have a habit of throwing things at the classroom fan? We love... especially my formal hat which happened to fly from the classroom and out the window and took me half an hour to find it in the garden...)

So after i did that, my friend baxter took a book and threw it at the fan. So this guy just walks in and goes, 'oi!' and I point at Baxter and say, 'it was baxter!' Next thing u know is that Winships chased baxter to the corner of the room with Baxter holding his folder in his hands. So i take the chance to get some glue and stand on a desk behind him and put it in his hair.

He whos so unco tries to 'tackle' me... (he is the biggest guy in our grade and he only made the B team for rugby.. shows how good he is! ) and misses... so he chases me around the classroom. After the teacher comes in, he tells us to clean the classroom (Hes like 60 years old... so he had no idea lol) and while we are cleaning the rubbish we got blu-tack and rolled them in little balls and threw them in his hair. Me and Baxter had a competition of how many we could get stuck in his hair!

At that stage he got to boiling point.. but as i said, hes soft. He stood up, came up to me and baxter... and then he ran out of the room crying! lol i was laughing so hard it wasnt funny and our english teacher goes, 'whats happening?"

So wats great about the library? hmmm... air con, more air con... and books (as if u would... of course air con!)... anyways, on hot sticky days we love the library if i dont play any basketball... and the library has the most stupid moments ever! One happened two days ago... i walked into the pole thing which holds up the top floor... i have no idea wat i was looking at but i walked into it and everyone was laughing... yeah- joke of the day alright.

The tables downstairs are so clean that u can spin on them! Everytime we are in we spin on them to piss off the librarians... great stuff... my mission was to spin as fast as possible so one day im in there and this chick says, 'i bet u cant go faster than u do now...' i'm like, 'watever...' so i told my friends to let me start spinning and then help make me spin faster by sort of pushing me. Man, i was going so fast it wasnt funny and i was feeling so sick ay? but to prove this chick wrong... i had to keep on going- until my dubass friends push me to one side and i flew off the table and hit the bookshelf (which was right next to the table.. beats me why it was there... ) and landed on my back. It wasnt good at all! I was on the floor with all the guys laughing and me.. not feeling anything! and then i got up after about 2 minutes feeling 'paralised' and i throw up o nthe chick who is just laughing her ass off. lol not good at all!

And one day, my friend Nelly who thinks hes so good at breakdancing... wat did i do? I said i could do better... since the gym was being used, we decided to go to the library to try some. He did a forward flip so i said its easy. As a matter of fact, i had never done any type of flips... i cant even do a cartwheel.... but i still \said i could beat him. We moved all the desks and chairs to one side and i tried to do a forward flip... lets just say dont try it cause it hurts when u land on ur neck and get horrible whiplash... lucky i didnt land on my head!

[TMACool]

girls do suck very much

only a few dont


but i like girls that suck. hehehe if you know what i mean

[idiot]

Long Island.

you're not by any chance the 6 year old obsessed with karma over at dotorg are you?

[Jowe]

girls do suck very much

only a few dont


but i like girls that suck. hehehe if you know what i mean

Guys with long hair aren't considered girls.