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Tue Jan 04, 2005 3:46 am

Good:
- Goodfellas
- Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain (Amelie from Montmartre) (strongly recomend this)
- Scarface
- Cidade de deus (City of God)
- Raging Bull
- Léon
- La vita è bell (Life Is Beautiful)
- Big Fish
- Lost in Translation
- Magnolia


I've seen most of these movies, but honestly why put them in your top ten. It's kinda of a cliche, some people just dot down some interesting actionpacked movies (saving private ryan, american history x etc) or some standard comedies and others put films in their list that are highly regarded by the filmcritics or have a high IMDB rating. What's the point in both cases?

Isn't the whole point of a top ten favorite list that you put down the Ten movies you enjoyed the much? At least people who have meet the fockers in their list are actually honest. But I get sick to my stomach when others make these weird lists with movies that only appear in the higher ranks of the IMDB top 250. It sounds too fishy.

This is my list in no particular order

About Schmidt
(you gotta love Nicholson)

K-Pax
(same goes voor Spacey)

Rocky 4
(a poor movie really, but great anyhow. gotta love Ivan Drago)

Braveheart
(seen this many many times, has many faults but in my opinion beats the fuck out of movies like Gladiator, the Patriot or Troy)

Das Experiment
(Astounding)

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
(Read the book, seen the movie many times, a childhood favorite)

Monty Python's: life of Brian&the search for the Holy Grail
(love Medieval setting, humor and sense and senseless humor)

Batman 1
(Another childhood favorite...Nicholson laughing like crazy...unforgettable)

Lord of the Rings Trilogy
(great Epic)

Adaptation

My numer one movie at the moment is:

Old Boy

a Korean masterpiece, theatre at it's best! Best movie of 2004

Tue Jan 04, 2005 4:39 am

May aswell post some quotes (from IMDB) too while I'm at it...

In no particular order:

White Men Can't Jump
Sidney: Oh man shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick Gregory Bohemian diet-drinking ass up. Leave me alone!

The Warriors
Swan: Why did you waste Cyrus?
Luther: No reason... I just like doing things like that!


The Wanderers
Richie: You hear the whistle?
Buddy: Yeah. Ready to kick some ass!
[Joey and Turkey run by them]
Richie: Hey, Hey Joey! Who we fighting?
Joey: The Baldies!
Richie: The Baldies? Oh, shit!


Karate Kid 1, 2 and 3 (not the one with the chick though)
[Miyagi karate-chops the tops off three beer bottles]
Daniel: How did you do that? How did you do that?
Miyagi: Don't know. First time.
:lol:

Bloodsport
Jackson: Time to separate the men from the boys.
Victor: Just be sure Chong Li doesn't separate your head from you body.


Shaft
Walter Wade, Jr.: Do you know who my father is?
Shaft: No, do you?


Mall Rats
[Silent Bob is trying to levitate a cigarette]
T.S. Quint: What's he doing?
Jay: Shithead here watched Empire and Jedi last week and ever since then, he's been trying to do the Jedi mind trick. The crazy fuck thinks he can levitate shit with his thoughts.
[slaps the cigarette out of Silent Bob's hand]
Jay: Knock it off.
Brodie: [to Silent Bob] The force is strong with this one.
Jay: Dude, don't encourage him.


Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank.
Jay: What buzz?
Holden: The Internet buzz.
Jay: What the fuck is the Internet?


Beavis and Butthead Do America
Muddy Grimmes: You got any last words before I kill ya?
Butt-head: I got a couple - buttcheeks.
Beavis: Yeah - and boobs. I just wanna say that again... Boobs.
Muddy Grimmes: I'm gonna blow ya both to hell,that's what I'm goin' to do!
Butt-head: Cool.


Chopper
Interviewer: You've written a best-seller...
Chopper: Yeah, I know - and I can't even bloody spell. What about those poor bloody academics, those college graduates, battling their guts out to write some airy-fairy piece of exaggerated artwork? And here's a bloke, sitting in a cell, who can't spell, and he's written a best-seller. It's sold two hundred and fifty thousand copies. And it's still selling. And he's writing another one. And I can't even spell. I'm semi-bloody-illiterate.

Tue Jan 04, 2005 4:45 am

I didn't choose them because other people think their great. I took them because I think their great and I really enjoy watching them. If I would have taken what other people think is great my list would have consisted of the godfather movies, the matrix movies and the lotr movies (out of all of those there are like two that I find good) and stuff like that...
I didn't put Meet the fockers or any movie like that for one reason; I do enjoy watching most of those movies, once, that's all. They seem to be so standardised to what everyone should find funny, that makes them just having this obvious humour that gets annoying if you see them again.
The movies I choose I really enjoy watching several times. I actually saw five of them within the last two weeks, three of them for the first time. Plus I own five of them on DVD and have seen all of them several times. There are three on that list that I have only seen once so far, so I guess I wouldn't do the other movies justice unless I saw them more times as well, but as I have not done that, I put them on the list anyway, just for the reason that I found them so good when I watched them.
Sorry if I ranted a little here, but I got a little sad by reading your post (:wink:), mostly because I really enjoy watching movies...


By the way, I remove Raging Bull and replace it with Kikijiros summer...

Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:46 am

I didnt know your a Kevin Smith fan Jae :shock: Im surprised Dogma didnt make your list.
Chopper is a great movie, what a nut case. Eric Bana has done really well for himself, he was great as the Hulk and in Troy. I hear he used to do stand up, was he any good?

Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:58 am

Oh yeah he was a fantastic comic actor. He used to be on a show called Full Frontal which was pretty huge over here in the early 90's. Dogma would've made the list, but I didn't wanna fill it up with Kevin Smith movies. I probably prefer Dogma to Mallrats actually, but I figured Mallrats is less likely to get a mention.

Tue Jan 04, 2005 7:45 am

Top 10 No Particular Order yeah i'm gonan coppy Jae here
1. Scarface.
Tony Montana: You Fuck With Me, You Fuckin With The Best!
2. Serpico.
Frank: What's This For? For Being An Honest Cop? Hm? Or For Being Stupid Enough To Get Shot In The Face?
3. Dog Day Afternoon.
Sonny Wortzik: So What Country Do You Want To Go To?
Sal: Wyoming.
Sonny: Sal, Wyoming's Not A Country.
4. And Justice For All.
Arthur Kirkland: You're Out Of Order! You're Out Of Order! The Whole Trial Is Out Of Order!They're Out Of Order!That Man, That Sick Crazy Depraved Man, Raped And Beat That Woman There, And He'd Like To Do It Again!
5. Carlitos Way.
Carlito Brigante: How Can You Fuck...The Only Person That Ever Cared For You? How Can You Do That? You Lost Motherfucker.
6. Donnie Brasco.
Donnie Brasco: If I Come Out Alive, This Guy, Lefty, Ends Up Dead. That's The Same Thing As Me Putting The Bullet In His Head Myself.
7. Beavis and Butthead Do America.
Butt-Head: Whoa, Hes Gonna' Pay Us To Score With His Wife.
8. One Movie I Dont Wanna Say Because I'll Feel Like A Girl. :roll:
If You Can Guess The Movie By The Quote... Well Yay For You.
Derek: "Stepps" Aint No Square Dance.
Sara: That's Ok, I'll Dance In Circles, Probally Around You.
9. Dodgeball.
Go Balls Deep
10. Dont Be A Menace.
Grandma: Ashtray! You Little Bitch Ass Motherfucker! Come Over Here And Give Your Grandma A Hug!

"Almost!" List
1. My Cousin Vinnie.
2. Christmass Vacation.
3. Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back.
4. Mall Rats.

yup
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Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:17 am

No love for Matrix............ (Y)

Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:08 pm

Jae™ wrote:Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

How could I forget this one :lol:
Definently the #10 slot that was missing

Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:10 pm

That was a great movie...especially that song they sing at the beginning that has the word fuck in it like 50 times...I don't know the song but my friend does and he sings it all the time...it is hilarious :lol: (Y)

Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:16 pm

fuck fuck fuck
mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck
mother fuck mother fuck loins loins loins
Go 1, 2, 1, 2, 3,
Go loins loins loins smokin weed smokin (something that ryhmes with wiz)
Doin' coc., drinkin' beers
Drinkin' beers beers beers
Rollin fatties, smokin' blunts
who smokes the blunts?
we smoke the blunts :lol:
...........
(i know its not "loins" but i couldnt think of it)

Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:17 pm

YEah that was it :lol:

Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:35 pm

Jae™ wrote:Oh yeah he was a fantastic comic actor. He used to be on a show called Full Frontal which was pretty huge over here in the early 90's. Dogma would've made the list, but I didn't wanna fill it up with Kevin Smith movies. I probably prefer Dogma to Mallrats actually, but I figured Mallrats is less likely to get a mention.


Poida !! :lol:

Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:04 pm

LMAO Mazzocchi have you ever had an original idea in your entire life?

Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:14 pm

Jae™ wrote:LMAO Mazzocchi have you ever had an original idea in your entire life?

is it so horrible that i liked what you did and wanted to do the same thing myself? :roll:

Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:15 pm

Yes. Because you seem to do it very often, and to other people.

Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:20 pm

Jae™ wrote:Yes. Because you seem to do it very often, and to other people.

they should be taking it as a compliment and not getting so uppity about it.
its a forum on the internet, calm down

Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:23 pm

For once, I agree with MAzz. It is an INTERNET FORUM. Besides, all he took was a movie off of your list. Why is that wrong? Iknow he's got a new reputation of stealing on the forum, but this is taking it a little too far.

Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:27 pm

Um... no it wasn't the movie he took lol :?

Also, why is it alright for him to run around copying people? He doesn't have a reputation, its just a proven fact. Maddox's site, Ghost Of Delete Key, various other things I can't think of at the moment.
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Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:28 pm

What did he take? Sorry for my ignorance and assuming (N)

Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:29 pm

Mazzlow wrote:10. Dont Be A Menace.
Grandma: Ashtray! You Little Bitch Ass Motherfucker! Come Over Here And Give Your Grandma A Hug!

Oh shit I over-read this one too :lol:
"Hey ashtray pass me that shit over there"
"You still hit like a Bitch"
Dont be a menace to the south central while drinking yo juice in da hood was the full name wasnt it? Haha that was one good movie at the time, havent seen it in forever

Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:30 pm

Nothing important, and if anyone else did it I wouldn't care.. the whole actual idea of the list he took (bold letters, movie quotes etc)... again it's nothing I give a shit about, I just like picking on Mazzocchi :wink:

Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:35 pm

Still not that big of a deal Jae :?

Tue Jan 04, 2005 2:22 pm

how could you list any kevin smith movie and not put his first movie and his best movie clerks?

ey yo silent bob im feelin good today we gonna make some money then you know what we gonna do we gonna go to that party and theres gonna be some pussy and imma fuck this bitch imma fuck this bitch, ILL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!!

what the fuck you lookin at? ill kick your fuckin ass yeah, ey dont that muthafucka owe me 10 bucks? we gonna see that muthafucka tonight, rip off his fuckin head, and take out his soul. shit yeah, remind me if he trys to buy somethin too, imma shit in the muthafuckas bag.

ey wassup baby, sup SLUTS!

ey yo silent bob, you a rude mutha fucka you know that? cute as hell tho, i could go down on you, suck you, line up 3 other guys be like a circus seal. EW YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! i hate guys I LOVE WOMEN!!

whatchu want grizzly adams?

that is the best monolouge from anymovie ever (Y)

Tue Jan 04, 2005 3:38 pm

1. back to teh future
2. back to the future 2
3. back to the future 3


DeLorean Baby (Y) :)

Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:07 pm

The G.O.A.T. wrote:Still not that big of a deal Jae :?


... I said it wasn't a big deal, like three times in my post. Start actually reading things before you respond.
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