Can the computer guess your mind?

how do you know his name weas just J.23 if you just registered today...

Thats weak. Now your using visual gags instead of words, how original. Very predictable for a coward like you!
Im going to print that picture off and stick it to my boot, so the next time i stamp on your forehead it leaves the words
MY NAME IS CALVEN

Im going to print that picture off and stick it to my boot, so the next time i stamp on your forehead it leaves the words

O.....k

Weirdo

Calven don't you have anything better to do? It's the middle of the night/morning here, what's your excuse?

You have been here along with me, what yours?

Hows that bubble?

Learn to read, I told you my excuse.

What bubble?

cry me a river,

Lmao, your a relentless son of a bitch, i like that. Your another pretentious asshole who has know idea what the fuck is going on. Another forum idiot who wonders blind from topic to topic, posting random outbursts that make no sense. Obviously you cant read because if you could you would have realized that an Internet forum thread requires the users to actually read the entire thread before posting there own comments. I dont have a nick name for you yet, oh hold on, how about "GibberishJ.23". I liked you better when you where just J.23 and not such a twat.

if i made no sense then you wouldn't have replied to all my posts in such a defensive manner you fucking twit.

Obviously you cant read because if you could you would have realized that an Internet forum thread requires the users to actually read the entire thread before posting there own comments.

thanks tips, i really enjoyed the lesson on forum threads 101. it was horribly uninformative and its pretty pathetic how you have to resort to shit like that to defend yourself. nice try though!

I liked you better when you where just J.23

thats awesome!




but youre still a fag, fuck you.

but youre still a fag, fuck you.

So you think im gay and you want to fuck me. I have to tell you thats going to be impossible, i will tell you why. If you try and put your dick anywhere near my ass you will feel my knee crush your testicles followed by my elbow crushing the back of your head. The im going remove your eye with a toothpick and lift you up by your hollow eye socket, then hurle you at The GLOAT & GKcolin16, then you'll explode covering everything in bullshit.
I stroke piranha's for fun, so i can do that.

So you think im gay and you want to fuck me. I have to tell you thats going to be impossible, i will tell you why. If you try and put your dick anywhere near my ass you will feel my knee crush your testicles followed by my elbow crushing the back of your head. The im going remove your eye with a toothpick and lift you up by your hollow eye socket, then hurle you at The GLOAT & GKcolin16, then you'll explode covering everything in bullshit.
I stroke piranha's for fun, so i can do that.

I think I speak for everyone here when I say

WTF?

He said "Fuck you", that was my response to his comment.

Now if he would have said "Bye" or "Peace" i would have said "Laters" or "Cya", something like that. Do you see how it works, its very clever.

Where's your blog link Jae, that shit was funny, i enjoyed reading it.

You're a trouble causer, you keep playing the victim in this but all you've done is piss people off.

but youre still a fag, fuck you.

So you think im gay and you want to fuck me. I have to tell you thats going to be impossible, i will tell you why. If you try and put your dick anywhere near my ass you will feel my knee crush your testicles followed by my elbow crushing the back of your head. The im going remove your eye with a toothpick and lift you up by your hollow eye socket, then hurle you at The GLOAT & GKcolin16, then you'll explode covering everything in bullshit.
I stroke piranha's for fun, so i can do that.

shit, someones been playing quake 3 a little too much. i know you're not that retarded to come to a conclusion that i wanted to fuck you when i said that.

fuck you = you're a dipshit, i don't like you

now having said that, get off your ass and step outside of your house and breathe in the fresh air -- sounds like you need to be snapped back into reality and out of your piranha loving fetishes, you sick fuck

I'm gonna go have a shower (no you can't come Calven) and go to bed, can someone else deal with this fool in the meantime?

You're a trouble causer, you keep playing the victim in this but all you've done is piss people off.

We can go post for post and see if im right, i dont walk on egg shells for anybody.

I'm gonna go have a shower (no you can't come Calven) and go to bed,

Dont slip and hang yourself on the shower hose, that would be a shame. I really hope we can become friends Jae, you seem a really smart guy.

but youre still a fag, fuck you.

So you think im gay and you want to fuck me. I have to tell you thats going to be impossible, i will tell you why. If you try and put your dick anywhere near my ass you will feel my knee crush your testicles followed by my elbow crushing the back of your head. The im going remove your eye with a toothpick and lift you up by your hollow eye socket, then hurle you at The GLOAT & GKcolin16, then you'll explode covering everything in bullshit.
I stroke piranha's for fun, so i can do that.

shit, someones been playing quake 3 a little too much. i know you're not that retarded to come to a conclusion that i wanted to fuck you when i said that.

fuck you = you're a dipshit, i don't like you

now having said that, get off your ass and step outside of your house and breathe in the fresh air -- sounds like you need to be snapped back into reality and out of your piranha loving fetishes, you sick fuck

Look at that Jae, thats a come back. He's animated, his post has character, he's commited to it . Everything he said was offensive but it didnt offend me, thats why i like him.

Look at that Jae, thats a come back. He's animated, his post has character, he's commited to it . Everything he said was offensive but it didnt offend me, thats why i like him.

what are you going to tell me next?
be like you and purchase pink underwear to wear with my nikes?

Dont slip and hang yourself on the shower hose, that would be a shame. I really hope we can become friends Jae, you seem a really smart guy.

Who the hell keeps a hose in their shower?

Dont slip and hang yourself on the shower hose, that would be a shame. I really hope we can become friends Jae, you seem a really smart guy.

Who the hell keeps a hose in their shower?

probably the same douche that apparently has a piranha fetish

be like you and purchase pink underwear to wear with my nikes?

OK, lets not confuse animated with ridiculous, but if you insist, i'll try most things once, be ready for me though, i wear 13's, so im probably going to break the backs on your shoes. Also make sure that the pink underwear is new & clean, i refuse to wear your dirty g-strings.

Dont slip and hang yourself on the shower hose, that would be a shame. I really hope we can become friends Jae, you seem a really smart guy.

Who the hell keeps a hose in their shower?

Most showers have a hose that connects to the shower head. Try again, slick,

How are you today?

I've suddenly decided I'm really not that tired.

Look at that Jae, thats a come back. He's animated, his post has character, he's commited to it . Everything he said was offensive but it didnt offend me, thats why i like him.

Calven, for someone who's been humiliated by no less than 5 other NLSC members I think you're probably the last person here who should be giving flame tips.

By the way, I didn't count the fact that you've also regularly humiliated yourself.

i wear 13's, so im probably going to break the backs on your shoes

Oh wow, I wear 17's. Wanna compare dick sizes now? Loser.

OK, lets not confuse animated with ridiculous, but if you insist, i'll try most things once, be ready for me though, i wear 13's, so im probably going to break the backs on your shoes. Also make sure that the pink underwear is new & clean, i refuse to wear your dirty g-strings.

and you say i make no sense? did anyone get wtf he just said?

Something about wanting to step on your shoes with the back of his g-strings?

so now this guy admits he wears womens underwear too

My results (read first quote box from bottom up plz)

I am guessing that it is a leather jacket?
Yes , No , Close (no)

29. I guess it a rucksack? No.
28. Can you use it at school? Yes.
27. Can you find it in a house? Yes.
26. Does it usually have four corners? No.
25. Is it considered valuable? Depends.
24. Is it something you can wear? No.
23. Does it bring joy to people? Yes.
22. Does it have a hard outer shell? No.
21. Is it soft? Sometimes.
20. I guess it a car seat? Close.
19. Is it made of metal? No.
18. Does it require specific knowledge to use it? Depends.
17. Is it usually colorful? Yes.
16. Is it used in travel? Yes.
15. Is it flexible? No.
14. Can you switch it on and off? No.
13. Can you sit on it? Yes.
12. Is it used by the police? Maybe.
11. Does it have writing on it? Depends.
10. Would you use it in the dark? Yes.
9. Was it used over 100 years ago? Maybe.
8. Do you use it in your home? No.
7. Can you open it? Yes.
6. Does it use electricity? No.
5. Can you put something into it? Yes.
4. Can you buy it at a store? Yes.
3. Does it weigh more than a duck? Yes.
2. Is it something you bring along? Depends.
1. It is classified as Other.

Some gibberish after this program succumbed to me.

You win
Play Again
You were thinking of a basketball.
Is it something you bring along? You said Depends, I say Yes.
Does it weigh more than a duck? You said Yes, I say No.
Can you put something into it? You said Yes, I say No.
Can you open it? You said Yes, I say No.
Was it used over 100 years ago? You said Maybe, I say No.
Would you use it in the dark? You said Yes, I say No.
Does it have writing on it? You said Depends, I say Yes.
Is it used by the police? You said Maybe, I say No.
Is it used in travel? You said Yes, I say No.
Is it usually colorful? You said Yes, I say Doubtful.
Is it soft? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Contradictions Detected
It does not matter if our answers disagree, as over time the game will change its answers to reflect common knowledge. If you feel that the game is in error, the only way to fix it is to play again.

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Similar Objects
a rucksack, a leather jacket, a soft drink, juice, a jacket, a sleeping bag, a pair of sneakers, a brassiere, a fur coat, a Pepsi (cola drink), a pair of trousers, a handbag.

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Uncommon Knowledge about a basketball
Can it be heard? I say Yes.
Are there many different sorts of it? I say No.
Is it hard? I say Yes.
Is it useful? I say Doubtful.
Does it come in many varieties? I say No.
Does it move? I say Yes.
Would you use it daily? I say Doubtful.
Is it comforting? I say No.
Is it made in many different styles? I say No.
Does it make sound? I say Yes.
Can it bend without breaking? I say No.
Does it get wet? I say No.
Can you make sounds with it ? I say Yes.
Is it smooth? I say No.
Does it come in a box? I say Yes.
Does it go inside other things? I say Probably.

EDIT- I don't know exactly how it works but I'm trying to teach it. I tried another object and it failed horribly... I'm trying to teach this poor thing about POKEMON! How can you not know what Pokemon is?

I am guessing that it is a car key?
Yes , No , Close

29. I guess it a key? No.
28. Do you know any songs about it? Sometimes.
27. Is it usually visible? Yes.
26. Does it come in many varieties? Yes.
25. Is it found on a desk? No.
24. Does it have cash value? Maybe.
23. Is it made of metal? Sometimes.
22. Does it go inside other things? Yes.
21. Is it used by the police? Sometimes.
20. I guess it a house key? No.
19. Is it a synthetic material? No.
18. Does it shine? Sometimes.
17. Is it smaller than a golf ball? Sometimes.
16. Can you find it in a church? Sometimes.
15. Does it help accomplish tasks? Yes.
14. Is it multicolored? Sometimes.
13. Can you read it? No.
12. Is it usually colorful? Sometimes.
11. Do you carry it in your pocket? Yes.
10. Does it come in a box? Rarely.
9. Is it flexible? Sometimes.
8. Can it be washed? Depends.
7. Is it hard? Sometimes.
6. Is it flat? Sometimes.
5. Can it bend without breaking? Maybe.
4. Do you hold it when you use it? Sometimes.
3. Would you use it daily? Yes.
2. Can it fit in an envelope? Sometimes.
1. Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? Sometimes.
It is classified as Unknown.

I am guessing that it is a black hole?
Yes , No , Close

18. Can you put something into it? Yes.
17. Do you look at it? No.
16. Does it make noise? No.
Is it smooth? Unknown.
15. Does it grow over time? Yes.
14. Is it white? No.
13. Is it larger than a country? Probably.
12. Does it move? Yes.
11. Can liquids pass through it? No.
10. Does it have teeth? No.
9. Can it be washed? No.
8. Is it considered valuable? Irrelevant.
7. Is it involved in movies? Yes.
6. Does it help accomplish tasks? No.
5. Is it multicolored? No.
4. Is it comforting? Irrelevant.
3. Is it heavier than a pound of butter? Yes.
2. Is it hard? Irrelevant.
1. Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? No.
It is classified as Unknown.

bastard!!!!!!!

lets try time travel now