Are you a lion?

[hmm]

No for you Jae.

[Nick]

Lol Jae you little prankster.

[J@3]

Stupid cunt

Homophobe.

[The GOAT]

G.O.A.T edited his answer

That was pretty funny Jae...

[Calven™]

Stupid cunt

Homophobe.

Hebetudinous Prick

[J@3]

Lol you retarded little cocksucker. Just because you got caught out don't start acting like a bitch. It was a joke, other people took it so just fuck off.

[Stevan]

calm down guys! Everybody lets have a calming session of dixacise to relax

[Calven™]

Lol you retarded

LMAO, what a fuck wit. Did you think of that all by your self or did you have help, cunt.

little cocksucker.

Again very witty, you fucking overbearing cretin, get a life you dim witted dickhead!

Just because you got caught out

Look you stupid fatuous Pratt, the question i answered was “Do you like the NLSC” not "Are you gay". Obviously your a raving homosexual attempting to locate some fellow minded faggots, otherwise there would be no need for the thread, DICKHEAD!

don't start acting like a bitch

Your a huge prick, running around with your little TM like your better than everybody else, trying to be a smart ass, what a dumb fuck, do your self a favor take a visit to Iraq!

It was a joke

The only Joke around here is you, stupid wanker!

other people took it

Maybe on your planet cock jockey, nobody thought it was funny.

just fuck off.

I dont think so, you can look forward to me returning in a couple of hours, so i can beat your noobish ass some more...........................Stupid twat.

[.]

other people took it so just fuck off.

It still hurts over here

[The GOAT]

Maybe on your planet cock jockey, nobody thought it was funny.

That was pretty funny Jae...

[Calven™]

Maybe on your planet cock jockey, nobody thought it was funny.

That was pretty funny Jae...

Simple people often find other morons amusing. Exactly what was it about this fucking ridiculously feeble-minded anestheticly dull thread that made you laugh?

Suck-Ups
6. Don't be a ball licker. I hate this, the new guy shows up at the forum and automatically starts sucking upto the webmaster or a moderator, someone in charge anyway. It doesn't even have to be a new guy as we've seen in one case, but it does happen. If you do this the chances of you getting flamed for it are kinda low because you're generally liked by the webmaster so you have that on your side. Just don't do it, makes you look stupid and people will bitch about you behind your back forever.

Examples: THE GOAT

[The GOAT]

You're gettin really pissed over nothing pal. It was a JOKE. If you find it so offensive, ignore the thread. You're overreacting.Notice you're the only one with such a problem with the thread?

[Calven™]

You're gettin really pissed over nothing pal. It was a JOKE. If you find it so offensive, ignore the thread. You're overreacting.Notice you're the only one with such a problem with the thread?

Thats because everybody kiss's Jae's ass, its pathetic. Im about done wasting my time with this bullshit.

[J@3]

Lol oh it's on now...

LMAO, what a fuck wit. Did you think of that all by your self or did you have help, cunt.

Good one genius, you cut my quote in half and replied with that? Seriously, you're trying to belittle my intelligence yet you end your post with ", cunt". You're as stupid and illiterate than the rest of us, you just have more links to "Word Of The Day" websites to use.

Again very witty, you fucking overbearing cretin, get a life you dim witted dickhead!

What do you mean again? It was all one insult moron. For someone who's such a pseudo intellectual like yourself, inserting things like "fucking" and "dickhead" kinda make you look stupid, just something to remember for the future. Also, the exclamation point was really intimidating, I'm not just an ordinary dim witted dickhead, I'm a dim witted dickhead!

Look you stupid fatuous Pratt, the question i answered was “Do you like the NLSC” not "Are you gay". Obviously your a raving homosexual attempting to locate some fellow minded faggots, otherwise there would be no need for the thread, DICKHEAD!

Oh dear. "fatuous Pratt". I'm not sure why the word "pratt" needed a capital letter, but I guess it's got something to do with your lack of vocabulary. Yes, I mean lack of vocabulary because having Dictionary.com's Word Of The Day bookmarked doesn't mean you have a large vocabulary.

As far as the other fellow minded faggots or whatever you're raving on about, I'm assuming you're English thus I don't understand a word you say. You still don't understand, this entire thread was a joke. You're the only moron that didn't get it... you're probably gay, just in denial and something like this makes you feel asthough you've been revealed and you don't like that. Good to see "dickhead!" make a return, for the 2nd time ... only in capitals this time, wow you must really mean it.

Your a huge prick, running around with your little TM like your better than everybody else, trying to be a smart ass, what a dumb fuck, do your self a favor take a visit to Iraq!

oh here we go lol... I'm a huge prick, well I've got a huge prick so thanks? My little TM is there because I found a website that told me how to do the Windows ALT codes Sherlock, I just put it there because I'm sick of having Jae. which you wouldn't know about because you're a n00b wanker who won't last any longer than 2 weeks. As far as your Iraq comment, and the exclamation mark (seriously?)... it wasnt funny, try again you're not winning any friends here.

The only Joke around here is you, stupid wanker!

Why is the j in joke a capital? You've got the grammatical skills of a wounded ferret. Also again with the exclamation mark, it's getting annoying now.

Maybe on your planet cock jockey, nobody thought it was funny.

Interesting theory. Where did I say they found it funny? I said they took the joke, there's a difference. But either way, just to kill your little theory that no one found it funny here's a couple of quotes...

Lol Jae you little prankster.

That was pretty funny Jae...

Anyways, we carry on through this illiterate diatribe.

I dont think so, you can look forward to me returning in a couple of hours, so i can beat your noobish ass some more...........................Stupid twat.

For starters mate, you haven't beaten me. In fact all you've done is make yourself look like some sort of psycho, and besides I hadn't even replied to your declaring victory before you get any sort of response? Lame. Also, I think 3 or 4 dots would've been just fine in that position... especially if you were going to follow it up with a good insult, but you didn't. The fact is you've called me a twat twice, and "stupid twat" doesn't exactly make it hurtful or anything.

You're just another n00b who comes here and decides that they're going to stamp their authority by making a complete ass out of themselves. And you've succeeded. Congratulations Calven, you're going to have alot more to deal with in the future. Also, I'm assuming your "noobish ass" comment is because of my join date. I've been here for 4 years, pretty sure that's not very noobish...

Thats because everybody kiss's Jae's ass, its pathetic. Im about done wasting my time with this bullshit.

Awwww you're not jealous are you Calven?

[The GOAT]

Note to Calven:

Trouble Makers/Bitches
3. Don't start fights. Ok this is the token bullshit rule no one follows but it's here anyway. The fact is it's against NLSC rules to call people names or have an overly aggressive attitude. And yes, I've been here for a good 4 or so years now. If you do happen to get into a fight, it probably means you're a dickhead or showed signs of being a dickhead and were dealt with accordingly by the NLSC Vigilante Squad. It does exist, no, you don't know who they are.

Exmaples: MikeBibby, Martin, Homer (pre-JJ days), LankyMan (well kinda), Riot (well kinda again), Calven

[Calven™]

Good one genius

Down syndrome clearly runs in your family. You think thats insulting, compared to you its the truth, no need to state the obvious.

Seriously, you're trying to belittle my intelligence

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Its not difficult belittling a dumb twit like you, who thinks a thread like this is funny.

What do you mean again? It was all once insult moron.

Again very witty, you fucking overbearing cretin, get a life you dim witted dick head.

For someone who's such a pseudo intellectual like yourself

Well, im dealing with brainless warrigal suffering from mad cow disease, i have to throw in the common insults so i dont baffle you with my superior intellect!

I'm not just an ordinary dim witted dickhead!

Yup, this is not news, every forum has a prick like you..

Oh dear. "fatuous Pratt". I'm not sure why the word "Pratt" needed a capital letter,

Emphasis, God.. you really are a moron.

but I guess it's got something to do with your lack of vocabulary

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Thats weak, dont waste my time with this malarkey. You consider this shit a reply to my flame

As far as the other fellow minded faggots or whatever you're raving on about, I'm assuming you're English thus I don't understand a word you say. You still don't understand, this entire thread was a joke. You're the only moron that didn't get it... you're probably gay, just in denial and something like this makes you feel although you've been revealed and you don't like that.

Your talking about my vocabulary, yet i have already told you your a faggot which is the same thing a being a Homosexual. You must work for green peace, recycling flames. Fuck, your a 1st class village idiot. I bet you live alone in a little shack somewhere, thinking up shit threads to bore everybody with, what a NOB.

Good to see "dickhead!" make a return, for the 2nd time ... only in capitals this time, wow you must really mean it.

AGAIN..............is that the best you can come up with, your pathetic.

oh here we go lol... I'm a huge prick, well I've got a huge prick so thanks?

Thats your come back, you have got to be joking, im shocked by how 1 idiot can be so thick and still manage to breath, do you practice or does it come naturally.

As far as your Iraq comment, and the exclamation mark (seriously?)... it wasn't funny, try again you're not winning any friends here

The exclamation was again to emphasize the word interjectionaly, this is beyond a simpleton like you.

Why is the j in joke a capital?

See above.

You've got the grammatical skills of a wounded ferret.

A wounded Ferret, thats the best you can come up with and your talking about my grammer.

Also again with the exclamation mark, it's getting annoying now.

Your not wrong ding-dong.

Where did I say they found it funny?

Where did i say that you did?

For starters mate, you haven't beaten me

Yes i have, your weak, this entire post is boring. I dont really find “Wounded ferret” or you moaning about a few capital letters and exclamation marks that insulting, you type like a whining bitch. Dont reply with weak shit like that again or i'll have remove all of your finger nails with battery acid, then i'll rip out your intestines with a broken light bulb and hang you from tree with em.

Dont forget to return my boot from your ass.

[The GOAT]

Yup, this is not news, every forum has a prick like you..

Let me correct you, every forum has a prick like YOU (Unfortunately, this forum has many). Jae is a solid contributer to this forum, and you're a noob. I don't know what your problem is, but either it's jealousy, trying to hide you homosexuality, or you trying to hide your homophobia, I don't know. But I do know that you have 2 options: stop your bitching and ignore the thread or shut the fuck up and leave the forum.

[Tuomas]

17 posts and your acting like you owned the place.... shut up already

[Calven™]

17 posts and your acting like you owned the place.... shut up already

Thats good advice, i should take it, but i wont, its more fun this way.

THE GOAT, shut up or you'll get a slap.

[Riot]

Please don't cyber slap him. Anything but that. Your so horrible.

[J@3]

As much as I'd like to quote all of his rubbish about me and rip it apart (again), and just point out all of the grammatical errors made while trying to insult my intelligence (again).. I really can't be bothered. Just wanted to point this out though

I bet you live alone in a little shack somewhere, thinking up shit threads to bore everybody with, what a NOB.

It's spelt "knob"

The fact of the matter is, the kind of person who would spend their first 17 posts either flaming people or spamming is what many of us would refer to as a "loser". Lets just check the definition of loser, from Calven's favourite website Dictionary.com

los·er ( P ) n.

One that fails to win: the losers of the game.
One who takes loss in a specified way: a graceful loser; a poor loser.
One that fails consistently, especially a person with bad luck or poor skills: “losers at home seeking wealth and glory in undeveloped countries” (Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr.).
One that is bad in quality: That book is a real loser.

Sound familiar? Calven is a failure, there really is no other way to put it. What else would motivate this little boy to come here to our forum and start shit with someone he's never met, and never will. The problem with you Calven, is that you think you're going to look tough to all of us and we'll immediately respect your aggression and lack of fear. That's not going to happen. You've come here and just made ridiculous attempts to flame me (and lets face it, calling someone a "dim witted dickhead!" isnt' exactly flaming is it?) and it hasnt' worked. The only response from people you've received is from them either ridiculing you or telling you to shut up. Take their advice, you're on a fast track to being banned because we really don't tolerate impotent little fuckwits like you around here.

[Riot]

*golf clap*

Very well said Jae. I couldn't have said it better..no really, I couldn't.

Calvin, DONT COME BACK EITHER!!!!!!

[Calven™]

As much as I'd like to quote all of his rubbish about me and rip it apart (again)

The reason your not is because you cant. All you did was recycle most of stuff i already embarrassed you with.

and just point out all of the grammatical errors made while trying to insult my intelligence (again).. I really can't be bothered. Just wanted to point this out though

OMG, go for it, point out all my grammar mistakes so a can come back and rip your little existence apart.

It's spelt "knob"

Actually dumb fuck, its not.
The word “Knob”, A rounded handle, as on a drawer or door, your so pathetic.
“Nob” or “Prick”, “Cock”, “Dick” all the words that can easily be used to describe a dunce infertile cockroach like you.

The fact of the matter is, the kind of person who would spend their first 17 posts either flaming people

Im not flaming “people”, im flaming you.

los·er ( P ) n.
One that fails to win{Jae)the losers of the game(Jae)
One who takes loss in a specified way: a graceful loser; a poor loser(Jae).
One that fails consistently(Jae), especially a person with bad luck or poor skills(Jae):a real loser(Jae).

Sound familiar?

No, not in the slightest, im flaming the fuck out of you, which has nothing to do with the definition of “Loser”. Again.............is this all you have, you need to STFU before i get started for real!

Calven is a failure, there really is no other way to put it

Failure, lmao....lets get it straight “Mate”, you started it and i'll finish it.

BlaBlaBla................I didnt bother reading the rest of your indescribable babble, i need to take a dump, and i feel this is more important than reading the bullshit from your brain.

Jae.......If you apoligise for your original statement that made me laugh so much, i will call it a day and let you off. You must also promise to be nice to everyone and stop being so rude all the time, otherwise we can continue. BTW im no Noob, wasnt it you that said “post count mean nothing”, take you own advice and dont judge a poster by his post count.

Riot actually thinks i care what he types, move on, cos i dont. Would you like me to add you to the “Brown Nosers” shit list, i will.

[J@3]

Calven my poor mis-lead little psychopath...

The reason your not is because you cant. All you did was recycle most of stuff i already embarrassed you with.

I really meant I couldn't be bothered, I get more satisfaction out of watching people laugh at you then I do out of posting something you'll obviously misinterpret or misunderstand.

OMG, go for it, point out all my grammar mistakes so a can come back and rip your little existence apart.

OMG LOL WTF!!!111!!!... don't steal my lines.

Actually dumb fuck, its not.
The word “Knob”, A rounded handle, as on a drawer or door, your so pathetic.
“Nob” or “Prick”, “Cock”, “Dick” all the words that can easily be used to describe a dunce infertile cockroach like you.

You'd be a bit of a scholar on dicks wouldn't you Calven? Being gay and all. You seem to have some anger management issues, I suggest therapy

Im not flaming “people”, im flaming you.

Well, actually you flamed G.O.A.T too...

No, not in the slightest, im flaming the fuck out of you, which has nothing to do with the definition of “Loser”. Again.............is this all you have, you need to STFU before i get started for real!

You're not "flaming the fuck out of me". Actually, I think you're doing that to yourself. You're getting really really angry, which is shown by the amount of swearing you use (can't you think of better words?) and that means by default I'm beating you. Sadly Calven, flame wars aren't all about being able to say "STFU" or "dim witted dick head!" it's about making the other person mad, and making them look stupid.

If flame wars were about making yourself mad and making yourself look stupid, I'd hail you as the undisputed champion.
As far as your "before I get started for real!"... e-thugs don't scare me, what are you going to do? Yell at the computer screen?

Failure, lmao....lets get it straight “Mate”, you started it and i'll finish it.

Did I start it? Or did my joke just happen to affect a short-tempered little boy with minimal English skills.

BlaBlaBla................I didnt bother reading the rest of your indescribable babble, i need to take a dump, and i feel this is more important than reading the bullshit from your brain.

Charming I bet you get all the girls huh

Jae.......If you apoligise for your original statement that made me laugh so much, i will call it a day and let you off. You must also promise to be nice to everyone and stop being so rude all the time, otherwise we can continue.

Let me off for what? You're fighting a losing battle. One thing you really should know is not to pick on people smarter than you, and that's basically everyone at this forum. I'll be as rude as I want to you, because I can.

BTW im no Noob, wasnt it you that said “post count mean nothing”, take you own advice and dont judge a poster by his post count.

You are a noob. I'm not judging you by your post count, I'm judging you by the fact that you've been here all of 10 seconds. Unless you're an old poster who's re-registered and won't tell us who he/she is...

Would you like me to add you to the “Brown Nosers” shit list, i will.

Oh no, anything but that

Calven as much as you love me, I'm not sure how much good this is doing you. You're ignoring the pure fact that by about 6:30pm AEST you'll be banned from this forum and we won't have to put up with you anymore. Either way, knowing people like you, you'll probably wait until I go to sleep or something then decide to try to flame me. Because that's all you're doing, trying.

[Calven™]

Round & Around we go.

You'd be a bit of a scholar on dicks wouldn't you Calven? Being gay and all. You seem to have some anger management issues, I suggest therapy

]Look you stupid fatuous Pratt, the question i answered was “Do you like the NLSC” not "Are you gay". Obviously your a raving homosexual attempting to locate some fellow minded faggots, otherwise there would be no need for the thread, DICKHEAD

You're getting really really angry, which is shown by the amount of swearing you use (can't you think of better words?) and that means by default I'm beating you. Sadly Calven, flame wars aren't all about being able to say "STFU" or "dim witted dick head!" it's about making the other person mad, and making them look stupid.

Im not in the slightest bit angry. You think your slick but all your comebacks are weak, your not worthy of my replys.

Calven as much as you love me, I'm not sure how much good this is doing you. You're ignoring the pure fact that by about 6:30pm AEST you'll be banned from this forum and we won't have to put up with you anymore

Probably.

.

Either way, knowing people like you, you'll probably wait until I go to sleep or something then decide to try to flame me. Because that's all you're doing, trying.

Your a sheep, no pun intended and im a lion, your no match for me. You are a wanker and i dont like you, but thats enough beating on you to day.