I was at this shitty school for a while, I had to put down a $70 security desposit to take out some shitty text books. Anyways I left this shitty school and now, like 8 months later, some fucker keeps calling me and hassling me for these shitty books. The first call was like this:
Hello?
Is this Jae Hate-on?
Hatton... yes who's this
This is Anal Rampage from Marion College
Ok...
Do you have our text books?
Yep
Do you live at (insert my old address)
Yep
Are you at home right now?
What am I wearing? Joking... yes I am
Ok I'll be there in 10 minutes to get the books
I mean what the fuck? Luckily for me the little cunt went to my old house so suck shit wanker. Anyways I got a call the other day...
Hello?
Hello Jae
Hello?
Jae
Hello?
I just kept doing that then hung up (on my cell)... THEN, he calls my mothers house phone

Hello?
ARE YOU PLAYING GAMES WITH ME MR HATE-ON!!?!?!?
What the fuck are you talking about? Who the fuck is Mr Hate-on
Is this (rambles off phone number)
Don't know
Why don't you know
Because I don't know the number genius
Then the little bitch hung up on me. What a tool.