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Pdub wrote:I can't believe that is an actual toy. If you think that is sick check out the edited version where someone repeats the scenes of the kids getting blasted in slow motion.
I just love shooting my oozinator. I shoot it all over my wife's back and she loves it! We've even developed our own game to play with the oozinator.
We hang dollar bills on the walls in various places, then we have a contest to see who can hit the most bills. We call the game "Money Shot." Whoever gets the most money shots gets to keep the cash. Great fun.
I've heard rumors that that pumping your Oozinator can grow hair on your palms, cause infertility, and even lead to skin problems. This should make anyone wary! Don't touch your oozinator, just leave it alone. There is a time and place for using your oozinator but you should wait until you are an adult and know better what to do with your oozinator!
After all the glowing reviews on Amazon I decided to play with my friends Oozinator. We had a lot of fun but we ran out of ooz and now my hands are chafed...thanks Hasbro. I gave it five stars anyway because it was so much fun!!!!!
I got my oozinator when I was only 12 years old. I thought looked really strange and it kinda scared me at first... but after a little bit of playin around I figured out how to work the thing. Then I found out my friends Matt and Dave had gotten oozinators too, so we decided to dedicate the entire summer to oozinating every girl in our neighborhood. Good Times.
The Oozinator Blaster is my favorite toy of all time. I first got it when I was 14. I was a little ashamed of it at first, I would lock my bedroom door and only play with it when nobody else was home. It was so much fun! I would just pump it for hours and get ooze all over my sheets, walls, computer screen, etc. After a while, I realized I just had to share it with someone. One day, I invited my friend Ashley to come over and I showed her my Oozinator. She loved playing with it. She grabbed it with both hands and started pumping my Oozinator as fast as she could. It unloaded a huge blast of ooze, all over her face. She loved it! I'll never forget the memories I had with my Oozinator, and I strongly recommend it to anyone looking a have a good time.
I'll never forget when I first used my oozinator. The Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue had just come out, and I rushed home and locked myself in the bathroom to read. On page 73, Kathy Ireland appeared, ever so subtly squeezing her bosoms together. Much to my surprise, my oozinator starting going off all over the magazine! The gooey bio-ooze cause that page to get stuck to the preceeding one, but I didn't care... I had a new toy, and I couldn't wait to try it again!
Wow, I know I won't be the first to say it, but the oozinator is a godsend. It is amazingly easy to use, too. It comes preloaded with the gooey bio-ooze and after a little squeeze, it gushes out in a brilliantly powerful squirt. Let me tell you, from the first time you soil an unsuspecting neighborhood kid with your sticky bio-ooze, you'll be hooked. Every chance you get, you'll be grabbing your toy and pulling the trigger. Buyer be warned, though, do not sleep with your oozinator. Evidently, during an especially stimulating dream, I rubbed against the oozinator in the wrong way and I awoke covered in dried-ooze and moist covers. All in all- a fantastic invention. In fact, I don't see how we humans could have existed for thousands of years before a device that shot creamy bio-ooze when stimulated the proper way.
I love playing with my oozinator. As I learned how to use it I became more confident than ever before. All the girls in my neighborhood were really impressed with my oozinator and especially how I handled it. Though they accused me of not respecting them when I shot my ooze on their face without asking but I told them it was just something I'd always wanted to do. The only problem is...if I don't close the blinds in my room while practicing with my Oozinator, that creepy guy across the street stares and waves at me.
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Haha, that's a classic. I love these kinds of stuff.Pdub wrote:Watching those feet buckle is reminiscent of this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B7iBFw0y2Y
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