The Riddle Game

Air & wind move. You can't (physically) get close to air or wind. You can't see air or wind either.

Couldn't imagine an answer making more sense than Jackal's.

Now, I wanna hear Jackal's riddle!

My question to you brainiacs is this...

A very special thing happened on the 6th of May in the year 1978 at 12:34 a.m.

Which one of you can tell me what was so very special, that happened at that exact time?

The numbers 1234567 represented the day and time; 12:34, 5/6/78?

Bitch.

Ok, I'm going back to just trying to answer the riddles instead of asking you guys the answers to them.

Bitch.

Is it the horizon? It doesn't really move but if I go closer to it, it "seemingly" moves away.

Correct! Maybe you shouydl enter a contest with money as prize, hehe...


Coming Up:

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

Because it was a long trip and he could get hungry?

EDIT: Nevermind, I'm stoopee

"Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?"

"You think the weight of these 7 apples is tasty. Wait til you get into my pants, baby."

Nope, nope, and hell no.

Hint: There is some humor involved here. Do not look for logic. Look for words.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Hey, hey, Good!!!

Next:

Two girls have were born the same day, at just about the same time, in the same hospital, the same year, and they have the same parents. How is it possible that they aren't twins?

I'm pretty sure this isn't it, but if they were born on the same day that could mean a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday etc... doesn't mean they were born on the same specific date.

One of them was born from a different woman. But then she was adopted and now they both have the same parents.

No, and no. Think simple. And they were born at the exact same date,time and place.

You guys are dumb. They're two of three triplets

It didn't say date shenanigans!

They're two of three triplets

Or quadruplets, quintuplets, etc... Good.


Next one, and last for tonight:

There was once a man who had a very selfish and unkind son. So one day the father sent his son to the market with one coin and said, "I am sick and tired of your selfish ways. Take this coin and buy with it: something to feed the cows, something to plant in the garden, something for us to eat, and something for us to drink. Dont come back until you do this!" He is only allowed to buy one item. What did he buy that fulfilled his father's wish?

Barley plant?

I don't even now what that is. Explain how it may be used for all 4 functions and we'll see. That goes for all teh answers you provide, people. You have to explain it.

Hint: It's relatively big.

A big fruit?

yes.

Well, beer can be made from it, it's a grain for the cows, can be made to be edible for humans, and of corse can be planted.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

You know when you know you've reached the depth of sadness/height of addiction? When you go to sleep at 2.15 a.m., get up suddenly at 3.15 a.m. & head over to the NLSC to post that same exact phrase.

I couldn't get it, then I got up & I was like, duh 7 apples, for each day so the doctor doesn't come, so an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

I'm so repulsed at myself, if I could, I'd shit on me.

The farmer one is a watermelon.

You can eat the pink stuff of a watermelon, drink the liquid (juice) that comes out of it, you have the black seeds which you can plant & you can feed the green outer skin/white inner bottom part to the cows. Those bitches will eat anything.

This can't be good for me, I'm supposed to work at 9 and be in class at 11.30.