NLSC Basketball Profiles

i'm not oliver miller,man

@every single Oliver Miller joke.

Name: grazy dude
Height: 186 cm
Weight: 82 kg
Age: 17
Location: where?

Preferred Position: PF
Playing Position: PF
Experience: 8 years
Favourite NBA Player: LeBron James
Realistic NBA Comparison (And Why): Tim Duncan and a bit of nowitzki-post game of his,and i can shoot the rock too.

Strengths: Rebounding,post score,3 pt shots,defense
Weaknesses: lack of Consistency

Favourite move you can do: back up and hook shot,three pointer on ya face

Favourite move you've done once: quick ankle break with left hand

Favourite place to shoot: Paint,3-s

Biggest shot you've made: dunno

Best game you've played:

Most satisfying moment: Making my first slamdunk.

Most shameful moment: Airball from free trhow

Most regretted moment:

Most painful moment: Spraining my ankle during fast break

Basketball Goals for the future: don't tell ya bro.

HAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

Rick Brunson?!?!

Thats the best name ever.

BTW, the worst injury you ever suffered was a sprained ankle??

Lucky

i already changed it.

Name: Legend
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 200 lbs (No, it's not ALL fat )
Age: 20
Location: Canada

Preferred Position: PG/SG
Playing Position: PG
Experience: 11 Years
Favourite NBA Player: Ray Allen, Grant Hill, Penny Hardaway
Realistic NBA Comparison (And Why): Jason Williams (Creative on-court vision...good playmaker)

Strengths: Driving, Dribbling, Perimeter Shooting, Passing
Weaknesses: Height, Rebounding

Favourite move you can do: Dribble with one hand

Favourite move you've done once: "Once" is the keyword.. this one time I dunked from the 3 point line and snorted some coke off the ball mid-air.

Favourite place to shoot: 3 Point line..

Biggest shot you've made: Scored on a fast break layup 8 minutes into the game. HUGE SHOT, also once hit a three like 30 seconds after the buzzer went off...

Best game you've played: High School Basketball, had 14 points...10ast...and 9 rebounds.Plyed a shitty team from outta town..

Most satisfying moment: Having a smoke after our 7 game losing streak..

Most shameful moment: Accidently hitting a spectator with a missed pass which I later found out was blind in one eye and 80% blind in another.

Most regretted moment: All of the above

Most painful moment: I remember being burnt by some homosexual that played for the rival school. It's okay though, had a friend shave his eyebrow off while he was sleeping..

Most shameful moment: Accidently hitting a spectator with a missed pass which I later found out was blind in one eye and 80% blind in another.

Favourite move you can do: Dribble with one hand

welcome to the NBA

I'm quite the playa hey Jae

Name: Makis "The Beast" Hassakis
Height: 187 cm - 6' 2"
Weight: 96 kgr - 210 lbs
Age: 24.6
Location: Athens, Greece

Preferred Position: C
Playing Position: PF/SF
Experience: 10 years
Favourite NBA Player: Tim Duncan
Realistic NBA Comparison (And Why): Scott Pollard. I'm a mean mofo.

Strengths: ..ehhh... hmmm... errr... anyone?

Favourite move you can do: Dribble twice before commiting a turnover

Favourite move you've done once: Swatted a guy's head instead of his shot. No foul called either, the stat-keeper gave me a block.

Favourite place to shoot: Anywhere inside 5 feet.

Biggest shot you've made: Half-court buzzer beating 3 pointer with my team down by two. Needless to say, I missed.

Best game you've played:
Back in highschool, we won 115-114 and I had 32 points, 29 rebounds, 11 blocks and 9 assists... A one-time wonder...

Most satisfying moment: Entering a brawl, and finishing it. I ended up with 5 stitches. I caused 50 stitches combined, though... Hey, I told ya I was a mean mofo...

Most shameful moment: Getting blocked by a 5' 2" guy. But I 'accidentaly' kicked him in the groin on teh next play, so we're even in my stat book.

Most regretted moment: Every time I pull up for a three. Birds in the area directly above tend to fly away by instinct.

Most painful moment: I received a no-look pass by a teammate... with my nose.

Basketball Goals for the future: Play another game with my long-lost highschool buddies before I retire the old sneakers.

Most satisfying moment: Entering a brawl, and finishing it. I ended up with 5 stitches. I caused 50 stitches combined, though... Laughing Hey, I told ya I was a mean mofo...

man o man....if we ended up in the same HS we could have done a lot of damage i can clearly see it now.....our gang would be the most feared in the land and you would prolly be my best fighter/thug mate a boss can ever have

I'm noticing a large number of guys around 6'2'' who are completely untalented. Most of us say that we're good defenders, but mostly because that's pretty much the only thing in basketball for what you don't need a lot of actual talent. And of course, we have quite a bit of energy left, because we don't do anything smart on offense, besides of passing the ball to the nearest teammate (that's way a lot of us label themselves as 'good passers').

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Name: (Big) Louis
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 110kg (getting my fitness up though)
Age: 22
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Preferred Position: C/PF
Playing Position: C/PF
Experience: Street Ball since age of 10.. spent majority of high school at a place with no mens basketball program (heart breaking).. looking to break into the club scene now.. I've only ever played 2 full court games..
Favourite NBA Player: Jason Kidd
Realistic NBA Comparison (And Why): Tractor Traylor/Shaq.. I'm a big body.. heaps of strength compared to the vast majority of people my height, slightly taller, or shorter
Strengths: strength, basketball IQ, size, defense, rebounding, offensive roll playing
Weaknesses: jumping, stamina, shooting, dribbling
Favourite move you can do: Backdown, low post spin move
Favourite move you've done once:
Favourite place to shoot: a step left or right outside of the stripe
Biggest shot you've made: yet to be made
Best game you've played: yet to be played
Most satisfying moment: yet to be savoured
Most shameful moment: 4 offensive boards to one basket
Most regretted moment: right now.. being 22.. a long time lover of basketball.. and had shit all club involvement.. upcoming season though I'm in like flynn
Most painful moment: skid burn on synthetic grass court, knocked over smacked head on concrete

Name: koberulz
Height:5'10"
Weight:
Age:14
Location:Australia
Preferred Position:F/C
Playing Position:F
Experience:5 yrs
Favourite NBA Player:Kobe
Realistic NBA Comparison (And Why):
Strengths:Shooting
Weaknesses:Strength, Defense
Favourite move you can do:360 reverse layup
Favourite move you've done once:Between the legs layup
Favourite place to shoot:Left baseline
Biggest shot you've made:Double pump along the baseline throuhg a double team
Best game you've played:Scored 8 points, all with my left hand, in a game in which we only had five players so i got to start and im usually the tenth man (or was then)
Most satisfying moment:Winning the major pre-season tournament of the West Australian Basketball League this season. Hopefully we can repeat that success in the actual season!
Most shameful moment:
Most regretted moment:
Most painful moment:Running head first into a wall after trying to foul a guy in midair on the fast break and missing, my knee and head both hit the wall at the same time, i shattered the growth plate in my knee and was out for 3 months. That was a week before the playoffs started

Kobe you gotta do something about your sig.. nice sig but the ugly red text you put in???

Name: Jonathan Vallerand
Height: 5'11
Weight: 205 lbs (I've been at 220...)
Age: 15 going on 16
Location: Montreal, Canada (there's almost no bball in here)

Preferred Position: PF
Playing Position: kind of... Point Center?
Experience: 2 years in school, 2 more in a streetball league
Favourite NBA Player: KG
Realistic NBA Comparison (And Why): Kind of Brad or Vlade.. a Passing Center
Strengths: Rebounding, Hustle, D, Passing, pretty strong for a 5'11 guy, elbowing
Weaknesses: Range, Stamina, FT shooting, my knees (i have a disease that causes them to hurt like hell... don't know how it's called in english... but it comes from my mom... )
Favourite move you can do: I do flashy things, but they're not planned, they just happen.
Favourite move you've done once: Blocking someone as Wade did to Amaré
Favourite place to shoot: In the paint
Biggest shot you've made: Went for a lay up, made a 180 and got my arm under the defender's for a sweet finger roll
Best game you've played: Once i got like 20 dimes with 12 points on 6-6 shooting. And 20 dimes doesn't even show what it was... I would have gotten 30 if it wasn't of a few guys who tried to be flashy and stop and shoot while they had an open lane.
Most satisfying moment: Shutting down a former teammate that always made fun of me when we played together, cause I was the trash center and he was the go-to SG.
Most shameful moment: Going back for a break away lay-up on the inbounds... but going the wrong way... that or hitting the scoreboard on a buzzer beater...
Most regretted moment: Missing 2 free throws in the final second while we were down by one
Most painful moment: Trying to get the ball from a 6'6, 280 lbs guy on a rebound... The guy throwed me on a wall...

Name: Jonathan Vallerand
Height: 5'11
Weight: 205 lbs (I've been at 220...)
Age: 15 going on 16

How are you doing, Oliver? Haven't seen in you in a while...

Name: Sam
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 139 LBS
Age: 16
Location: BKK
Preferred Position: SG
Playing Position: SF/SG
Experience: 3 Years
Favourite NBA Player: LeBron James
Realistic NBA Comparison (And Why): Shawn Marion
Strengths: Triple Threat ... Versatile ... Handles ... Defense
Weaknesses: Injury Prone
Favourite move you can do: I don't know.
Favourite move you've done once: Got my own rebound and alley-ooped it in a game.
Favourite place to shoot: Sides
Biggest shot you've made: Half Court Shot and a 3 Pointer to tie a game.
Best game you've played: Uh 33 Points, 8 Rebounds, 3 Assists and 2 or 3 Blocks.
Most satisfying moment: When I came back from injury and recovering from having a Major Concussion and scoring 10 points in my debut. I know those aren't Superstar numbers but on that day to me it was.
Most shameful moment: Catching an alley-oop and breaking my wrist
Most regretted moment: Catching an alley-oop and breaking my wrist. It messed up my strength in my left hand.
Most painful moment: When i got my concussion and when I broke my left wrist.

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Name: Theory
Height: 6’6
Weight: 210
Age: old
Location: Spain

Preferred Position: SG/SF
Playing Position: SG (sitting Guard)
Experience: 12 Years
Favourite NBA Player: Kevin Edwards
Realistic NBA Comparison (And Why): Darko, he sits on the bench a lot, just like me.

Strengths: Defence/shooting

Weaknesses: Many.

Favourite move you can do: Really good at sliding my ass down the bench and pretending to listen to some crap the coach is saying.

Favourite move you've done once: Put back over everybody(then told not to suit up next game)

Favourite place to shoot: The bench.

Biggest shot you've made: 9pts in 32sec(3x3), a few game winning assists.

Best game you've played: Scored 57 during summer league, against a team that included 6 players under the age of 14, NBA here I come.

Most satisfying moment: Not being cut at the end of the season. Holding on to my 13th man spot with pride.

Most shameful moment: Lacing up my size 16 and thinking I could play with real professionals.

Most regretted moment: Missing all my classes at Uni so I could go a shoot around in the gym.

Most painful moment: Twisting my ankles for the 25th time.

Basketball Goals for the future: NBA Live 2006.

No wondered you score 57 points. Your 6'6" !

Name: Rip 32
Height: 5-10
Weight: 138
Age: 16
Location: Michigan
Preferred Position: SF
Playing Position: SG-SF
Experience: 8 years
Favourite NBA Player: Rip Hamilton or Kobe Bryant
Realistic NBA Comparison (And Why): Rip Hamilton- I dont create my own shots much but im real good at moving without the ball.
Strengths: Mid-Range Jumper, Slashing to the Hoop, Free-Throws (84%), and off ball defense.
Weaknesses: On-Ball Defense, Creating Shots For Other Players
Favourite move you can do: Fade Away 15-footer
Favourite move you've done once:We were playing a rival school, we were up 3 in the fourth and i got a steal and dunked it, my first ever.
Favourite place to shoot:
Biggest shot you've made: I dont really have one
Best game you've played: 16pts 4rebs 3asts 7stls
Most satisfying moment:
Most shameful moment: After the first game i dunked in i got cocky the next game and i went out and tried to do it on someone and i got up and someone pulled down and i came down hard on my collar bone and had to miss 4 games. I only consider trying to dunk if im ALL ALONE.
Most regretted moment: Arguing a call with a ref and getting tossed
Most painful moment: see most shameful
Basketball Goals for the future: Keep healthy and playing then go and coach.

I wanna do this but what does experince mean?

I wanna do this but what does experince mean?

*Calls out to the NLSC staff* We must get an entrance test for some people before they join!!

I think you mean experience..

ex·pe·ri·ence
n.
The apprehension of an object, thought, or emotion through the senses or mind: a child's first experience of snow.

Active participation in events or activities, leading to the accumulation of knowledge or skill: a lesson taught by experience; a carpenter with experience in roof repair.
The knowledge or skill so derived.

An event or a series of events participated in or lived through.
The totality of such events in the past of an individual or group.

I wanna do this but what does experince mean?

Dear God

Name: Juan José (Joe) Zara.
Height: 5'9'' (174 cm).
Weight: 145/150 Lbs (68 kg).
Age: 13.
Location: Born and raised in Buenos Aires, Argentina. Now livin' in Milan, Italy.
Preferred Position: SF, SG.
Playing Position: PF
Experience: 2 Years
Favourite NBA Player: Michael Jordan
Realistic NBA Comparison (And Why): Carmelo Anthony or Shawn Marion 'cos I can shoot from long range, but I'm good at blocking and rebounding.
Strengths: Long range shooting, Rebounds, Blocks.
Weaknesses: Ball handling, 3 point shooting.
Favourite move you can do: Behind the back layup.
Favourite move you've done once: Between the legs layup.
Favourite place to shoot: Long range, but not behind the 3 point line.
Biggest shot you've made: 3 Pointer trough double team at the buzzer. (in the 1st quarter ).
Best game you've played: 28 points, 7 Rebounds, 4 Blocks.
Most satisfying moment: Scoring 14 points in the 4th quarter.
Most shameful moment: Not happened yet.
Most regretted moment: Missin' all free throws in a game.
Most painful moment: While playin' soccer a guy kicked my knee, and it got broken.