Family Guy returns September 27th as well with its eighth season. Hopefully it's a lot better than the last two seasons, but to be honest I'm not holding my breath.
Road to the Multiverse
Stewie and Brian travel through alternate universes.
Could have some funny moments if they steer clear of unnecessary swipes (unlikely) and lengthy Conway Twitty appearances (more likely but I wouldn't rule it out), but I'm a little tired of their "Road to..." episodes. They're kind of reaching for ideas here.
Family Goy
Lois gets tested for cancer and finds out she is Jewish.
And this is why classic Simpsons will always be superior to Family Guy. Hopefully it's at least funny if nothing else, it's not like you can expect anything else from Family Guy anyway but it's a perfect example of how the frat boys compensate for shallow characters and subpar storytelling skills by making unexpected character revelations for the sake of coming up with something that resembles a plot. Not that canon has to be important on every show, but it's kind of lazy that they don't even try. But that's Family Guy. I'm guessing the explanation will go something like this:
Brian: This doesn't seem to make sense, Lois. How can you be Jewish?
Lois: Well Brian, maybe you should just accept it or go post with the nerds on the Internet.
Peter: Oh boy, my wife is Jewish. This is more unexpected than the time I laughed at Scrubs.
Cutaway to Peter watching Scrubs on TV with poor impressions of the actor's voices and dialogue. Peter laughs and says "We're better than them." Eight minutes of Conway Twitty follows.It's bad, it rehashes a joke they've already told and it takes an unfunny shot at a show that's actually been funny in the past couple of years. I'm calling it now.
Something, Something, Something, Darkside
Peter retells the story of The Empire Strikes Back.
Finally...this one at least should be entertaining.