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FUCK YEAH IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS

You'd want to follow up an intro like that with some eventful news. None of that human interest or "kitten stuck in a tree" bullshit.

Don't worry because the news is THIS releases tomorrow:

It is...satisfactory.

I believe the word you're searching for is UNIQUE™.

Actually, the word I was looking for was "acceptable". I mangled the Futurama reference.

I need that gun. Like right now

That X-box and PS combined in one console? Epic Success, I'd call it, in exception of "BATTMAN". I guess failure to buy a copyright has something to do with the typo.

Judging by the game catridge it's probably a Chinese rip-off of the Famicom or commonly known as the NES outside of the Asian market.
I still don't get why the NES and it's catridge was bigger than the Famicom when it's basically the same machine. You could put two Famicom's on top of the NES.

Yeah, but those PS looking controllers have way too many buttons for Famicom games.

Something similar to "Battman"

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"Master of Magnet"

"Shield!"

"Come X-Chicken"

Ok, I know all the long time NLSC people will remember this, but whatever happened to that COOLMAC guy? During the time he was on here I was a tad bit young to even know what the hell a pinoy was or whatever he used to discuss. I just remember him being azn and piling up an insane amount of posts (3k i checked lol) in a not-so-long amount of time.

Was he just a stupid dick who flamed people or was there a deeper story to that whole saga that I don't remember?

Was he just a stupid

There's your answer.

Yeah, but those PS looking controllers have way too many buttons for Famicom games.

Just because it's there doesn't mean the extra buttons work.

they actually work. had one of those ( ), and the other buttons function so you won't have to press the A and B buttons repeatedly. i used those controllers for the street-fighter game.

Dear John,

I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work
leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled
and then it broke down about a mile down the road and I had
to walk back to get my husband's help. When I got home, I
couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the
neighbor's daughter!

I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor's daughter is
19. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted
him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having
an affair for the past six months. He won't go to counseling
and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can
you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila


Dear Sheila,

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be
caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by
checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it
is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake
manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of
these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the
fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure
to the injectors.

I hope this helps,

John

Thanks a bunch. By the way, I'm pretty sure its okay to pirate this, cause the rapper (K'naan) is Somalian..

Thanks a bunch. By the way, I'm pretty sure its okay to pirate this, cause the rapper (K'naan) is Somalian..

Quoted it, not me. Just found that on some site.

Hey NLSC,
im in a Xfire video contest. Anyone that has Xfire please vote Cool. Thanks. [Best Discovery/Exploit category]

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Serious cat recommends it

I voted it cool for you....but that was kinda lame

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fraggles ftw

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Didn't even flinch.

Alright, this challenge comes by way of a Nostalgia Critic review. How long can you sit through this (re-cut) video?

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About 1:16 for me. The original scene, for anyone who's wondering about the context:

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GOD DAMMIT ANDREW!!
i have forgot about that movie for so long and you just had to bring it up.
Now i probably will not be able to sleep for next 6 months.