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[bowdown]

Is it correct to assume you'll won't be missing any Math classes now?

well her class ended for me last term. surprsingly after i got an eyeful of her naked i stopped staring at her body in class lol.
she is a student teacher btw in her 20s

[Patr1ck]

proof or ban

[PiksS]

what's her name!...well the porno name!

[bowdown]

proof or ban

i dont know her name. i just know where the video is. she is not a mainstream pornstar. it is some wierd hairy fetish thing where she is rubbing oil on her body. apart from the hairy part it was not too shabby lol.

edit: i wouldnt even call her a pornstar. i think she did a few of these to make money. there is noone else involved in that video

[Patr1ck]

Compliment her tattoos, then ask her out. Tell her to shave first or not to put on too much oil. If it doesn't work, blackmail her with the porno.

[Andrew]

OH!! i saw it few months ago.....but.....i saw my college math teacher in a porno.... and it is definitely her because she had the same exact tattoos as the porno girl.....

it was heaven i must tell you though lol. she has amazing boobies. just like i imagined it
but can u imagine my reaction as i was realizing who the woman actually was? i could not believe my eyes.

There's a Mastercard commercial in there somewhere.

[The X]

Compliment her tattoos, then ask her out. Tell her to shave first or not to put on too much oil. If it doesn't work, blackmail her with the porno.

I was thinking something similar, just glad you said it first

[NovU]

That makes three of us. Rofl...

[shadowgrin]

it is some wierd hairy fetish thing where she is rubbing oil on her body.

there is noone else involved in that video

I see, so it's a self-help video.


Even if you don't have classes now with her, continue to attend. Make the excuse that you need help and 'tutoring' with your higher math classes. Do Pdub's master plan along the way.

[PiksS]

I see no name!....that sucks!...next time u in the class, dont play around it, go straight with this smile saying, that u saw her video and u loved it, except for the hair

once, one of my teachers was a party girl, and she had these lonely women party videos on her facebook, the jokes never stopped!

[koberulz]

* Customer: "I need help with this dialer. The police have already shown up to my office twice today."

Police? Ok, whatever.

* Tech Support: "Ok, let's check out the settings. Do you have anything entered for getting an outside line?"
* Customer: "A nine."
* Tech Support: "Do you need to dial a 9 for an outside line?"
* Customer: "I'm not sure. I think so."
* Tech Support: "Could you double check?"
* Customer: "Sure. (pause) Nope. Turns out we don't need it."
* Tech Support: "Ok. Then remove it. What do you have for the area code?"
* Customer: "One and then [area code]."
* Tech Support: "Uhm, you don't need the one. Windows 95 automatically adds that."
* Customer: "Oh. So you mean..."
* Tech Support: "Yes, your computer was dialing 911 and then the phone number."

[bowdown]

Compliment her tattoos, then ask her out. Tell her to shave first or not to put on too much oil. If it doesn't work, blackmail her with the porno.

Im on it

[NovU]

If things turns out ok between teacher and you, you will get a free A+, or you can at least blackmail her for better grade in the worst case that is if it's legal in your country.

[shadowgrin]

Blackmail her in exchange for a grade? You disappoint me NovU.

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[Angelo]

proof or ban

I also wanted a proof would you care post the link in pm joke

[Al Ka Pwn]

Made green bean and mushroom soup today. It was so tasty, wish I had some more.

[ixcuincle]

[Dee.]

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[kibaxx7]

Hey, someone from Estonia tell me about this It's amazing stuff.

http://englishrussia.com/?p=1780

[Martti.]

Damn, that's Estonia? We have a lot of snow, but didn't know we had that sort of stuff.

[Dee.]

Pretty weird,this stuff is really not happening in all the Estonia.

[Oznogrd]

http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/chili-willy-kit.html

[Dee.]

Damn,just look at those.

[Andrew]

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Pleasant dreams, everybody.