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[dare]

blowing bart???

[JaoSming]

...is that seriously the logo

[Dee.]

It is.
But it's in purple.The one with ''Simpsons colors'' are just a re-make.


Still looks like blowing.

[dare]

Even though its change I can still see Lisa

[jettdaking!]

i miss posting here... lol at the kiddie porn

[Oznogrd]

thats a pretty awful logo...*shrug* oh well, never expected the IOC to think of little stuff like interweb freaks turning their logo into cartoon underage porn

[Oznogrd]

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[Dee.]

Mama.
This is Great.

[Dee.]

[Al Ka Pwn]

Guess you haven't seen a girl's boobs in and out of a push up bra.

[Dee.]

Guess you haven't seen a girl's boobs in and out of a push up bra.

Are you always so serious?

[Al Ka Pwn]

About boobs? Yessir.

[Dee.]

About boobs? Yessir.

Great Answer.

[Oznogrd]

Guess you haven't seen a girl's boobs in and out of a push up bra.

[dare]

Guess you haven't seen a girl's boobs in and out of a push up bra.

nice

[Lightning Strike]

thats a pretty awful logo...*shrug* oh well, never expected the IOC to think of little stuff like interweb freaks turning their logo into cartoon underage porn

Yeah, regardless of all interpretations, it's an incredibly bad logo. I wonder if these designers ever just try to look at it from the public's point of view and actually realise that it just looks like a bunch of poorly organised shapes thrown together.

[Al Ka Pwn]

Smells like Jackel in here.

[shadowgrin]

That dare019 poster's sig is a horrible one I've seen in a while.

[dare]

That dare019 poster's sig is a horrible one I've seen in a while.

Haha, man It's just a trip sig and BTW do you know what it means???

[shadowgrin]

[deihatein]

Ah, the wonders of coffee.

[shadowgrin]

Dear Mr. Prime,

We have received your accident-claim reports for the month of June—they total 27. I regret to inform you that GEICO will not be able to reimburse you for any of those repairs.

I feel that I have sent the same letter to you once a month for the last six months, and I am now sending it again. Since becoming a GEICO customer in January of this year, you have reported 131 accidents, requesting reimbursement for repairs necessitated by each one. You have claimed not to be responsible in any of them, usually listing the cause of the accident as either "Sneak attack by Decepticons" or "Unavoidable damage caused by protecting freedom for all sentient beings." The only repairs for which you were reimbursed were the replacement of a cracked fender and a headlight, required after a Mr. I. Ron Hide backed his van into your truck; these cost $1,286.63. Our own investigation concluded that you were not at fault and that Mr. Hide had been drinking prior to the accident. Though police were unable to test his blood-alcohol level—Mr. Hide claimed that it would be impossible for police to examine his blood-alcohol content with a Breathalyzer, because he "doesn't breathe"—under Washington-state law, refusal to take a Breathalyzer test is equivalent to returning a result above the legal level. But, I repeat, those were the only repairs for which you have been reimbursed, and it was a very minor accident in comparison to your other claims. I mention a few to illustrate the larger trend:

$379,431.34 requested reimbursement for repairs to your truck cabin. You claimed the damage was caused by attacking fighter jets.
$665,789.11 requested reimbursement for repairs to your trailer. You claimed the damage was caused by a giant mechanical scorpion, which I can only assume is some amusement-park ride, although I question the wisdom of bringing your mobile home so close to such dangerous equipment.
$6,564,239.44 requested reimbursement for repairs to a truck part called the "Autobot Matrix of Leadership." You stated this occurred in "an ultimate confrontation between good and evil," with a Ms. Meg Atron and a Mr. U. Nicron causing the damage in question. Mr. Prime, I have checked every known car- and truck-part catalog published in the United States and have found nothing even resembling that part, never mind any part so expensive. Whatever disagreements you had with Ms. Atron and Mr. Nicron, I suggest that next time you either settle things peaceably or leave your Autobot Matrix of Leadership at home so it doesn't break. GEICO does not cover Autobot Matrix of Leaderships.
And the list goes on. Mr. Prime, I am going to remind you again: Your policy with GEICO only reimburses you for accidents that occur while you are engaged in the reasonable use of your truck and trailer. As I told you when you originally purchased the policy, GEICO does not offer Megatron coverage, Starscream coverage, Soundwave coverage, Decepticon coverage, or Energon-blast coverage. Those are just not the types of damages we would expect from reasonable use. To sum up, GEICO has been unable to reimburse you for any repairs, but due to the high number of accidents you have been a party to this month, combined with the many accidents you have had in the preceding five months, your premium has increased to $235,567.50 per month. While that may seem like a lot, I remind you that it is a savings of $137 over Progressive and $98 over State Farm. Please have your check into our main office by the end of July.

Regards,

Simon Furman
GEICO Agent

[Lightning Strike]

No doubting that it is fake, but man that was a funny read.

[JaoSming]

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[buzzy]

Saw it on the Leno show, fucking genious!