The Laugh It Up Thread

[JaoSming]

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[benji]

I have to admit, if they aired this ad today and forever I wouldn't mind so much:

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[shadowgrin]

Whether people are familiar with algebra or not, that thing was/is/will never be funny.

I have to admit, if they aired this ad today and forever I wouldn't mind so much:

It's quick. It's easy. It's the LAW.
Catchy.

[Lean]

Combo breaker:



2x + 2y

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[Patr1ck]

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[JaoSming]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDlaJlb1ezg

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anybody ever see someone try to give "free hugs"?? people used to do that occassionally in college

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[Oznogrd]

yup ive seen the free hugs thing. i usually tried to find an attractive girl involved and get the hug....
man i was lame

[Patr1ck]

To the fat woman - "Whats at the hug deli, is that where you hug sandwiches?"

[Martti.]

I would've just said $20 gives you 10 hugs, not bring that bitch to my car.

[Phil89]

[benji]

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lol marshmallow peeps.

Genuine happiness in that cat if I've ever seen one.

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Immigration Officer Put Wife On Terrorist List To Get Rid Of Her

The guy was so sick and tired of his wife that when she flew back to Pakistan to visit her family, he covertly added her name to the Border Control’s list of suspected terrorists.

When she tried to return home to the UK, she was shocked to find that she wasn’t allowed to board the plane, and security refused to tell her why.

So the wife remained stuck in Pakistan… for THREE YEARS.

That’s right, it wasn’t until three years later that the truth finally came out during an interview for a promotion in which the husband was questioned about his wife being a terrorist.

That’s when he confessed to putting her on the No-Fly list to get rid of her. He was subsequently fired for gross misconduct and the wife was allowed to return to the UK to give him a good beating.

[J@3]

Holy shit that's amazing.

[Jackal]

I say we chip in money and send one person from this forum to meet that man...shake his hand & tell him he is the ultimate motherfucker.

[JaoSming]

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[kibaxx7]

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So much freakin' win

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[Patr1ck]

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[kibaxx7]

http://www.cracked.com/article_16158_11-most-unintentionally-gay-rap-lyrics-ever.html

Nas: "One Love"

The Lyric:
"But I heard you blew a nigga with a ox for the phone piece."

What He's Probably Saying:
"Hey, I heard you stabbed somebody because they wouldn't let you talk on the phone."

What We Like To Think He's Saying:
"Hey, I heard you gave a dude with a pet ox a blow job so he'd let you use the phone."

http://www.cracked.com/article_17391_14-more-most-unintentionally-gay-rap-lyrics-ever.html

Canibus - "Second Round K.O."

The Lyric:
"You might got more cash than me, but you ain't got the skills to eat a nigga's ass like me."

What He's Probably Saying:
"Despite what your extravagant wealth may imply, I am, in fact, the more superior rapper and can destroy the ego of any opponent."

What We Like To Think He's Saying:
"You might be rich, but you will never toss a salad the way I do."

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DMX - "Party Up"

The Lyric:
"All your mens up in the jail before sucked my dick"

What He's Probably Saying:
"When I was in jail, all your friends sucked my dick."

What We Like To Think He's Saying:
"When I was in jail, all your friends sucked my dick. Arf! Arf!"

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dudes from LA with some funny pickup videos

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internet trolls pick up girls

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dude plays the penis game