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Postby shadowgrin on Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:07 am

I'm with Maaarf, let him stay. I want to read the second part of his story where he gets AIDS or STD's or gets both girls pregnant or how he broke both of his left and right hand from all that love-making.
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Postby Oznogrd on Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:43 am

Maaarf wrote:Really? Ban because of a colorful story? It's not that serious people. Let him stay, just for entertainment purposes


im not a mod but i've heard of this before: letting an idiot stick around for entertainment: if we do that about half of the banned people need to be let back in ;-)
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Postby el badman on Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:11 am

Well, that stupid ass thread already reached 3 pages miraculously, so I guess we might as well see what happens with our Don Juan and which variety of herpes he'll be getting.
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Postby Sauru on Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:18 am

or which field his penis will end up in
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Postby Patr1ck on Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:35 am

I was never going to ban him.
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Postby Gundy on Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:58 am

Pdub wrote:I was never going to ban him.


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Postby cyanide on Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:16 am

I miss the "will it shock or freeze" dude :(
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Postby Maaarf on Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:19 am

DrGonzo wrote:
Maaarf wrote:Really? Ban because of a colorful story? It's not that serious people. Let him stay, just for entertainment purposes


im not a mod but i've heard of this before: letting an idiot stick around for entertainment: if we do that about half of the banned people need to be let back in ;-)


Hey the idiot has the most popular thread in gen talk, at least you can give him some credit
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Postby shadowgrin on Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:33 pm

With the bullshite that guy is posting, flies like us will eventually be attracted to this thread.
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Postby BIG GREEN on Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:07 pm

Well...I tried to avoid this shitty thread based on the topic alone but alas...I was swayed by the dark side. I support the "proof or ban" ..and I also call "bullshit" on this troll's claims. I've had multiple women throughout the years and even cheated on my wife when we were engaged...that's a common thing in this world. What's uncommon is seeking advice about it online... is getting internet attention and recognition that important to some people?
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Postby beau_boy04 on Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:26 pm

Hi guys! I just came back after spending 2 of the happiest days of my life with Mariana. We made love several times during Tuesday and Wednesday, then I took her out, dine out, mall, etc etc. As far as our love making I was impressed she let me came inside of her. But soon afterwards she took some pill anti-pregnancy which is used after having sex. Anyways, we enjoyed it and are much in love than ever. On the other side of the world, Angelina is suspecting I'm seeing another woman. I denied all of her accusations and now that I'm back it seems that she has forgotten about it. I am going to wait a couple of days before having sex with Angelina, though.
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Postby beau_boy04 on Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:29 pm

BIG GREEN wrote:Well...I tried to avoid this shitty thread based on the topic alone but alas...I was swayed by the dark side. I support the "proof or ban" ..and I also call "bullshit" on this troll's claims. I've had multiple women throughout the years and even cheated on my wife when we were engaged...that's a common thing in this world. What's uncommon is seeking advice about it online... is getting internet attention and recognition that important to some people?



The reason why I do it is because I don't have guy friends. Unfortunately, I only have girl friends in my life. And it's not a good idea to tell my girl friends about this because I don't knwo what their reactions would be. That's why i am trying to come up with a decision with your opinions.
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Postby benji on Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:37 pm

Good thing they weren't overwhelmingly in one direction.
As far as our love making I was impressed she let me came inside of her. But soon afterwards she took some pill anti-pregnancy which is used after having sex. Anyways, we enjoyed it and are much in love than ever.

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Postby cyanide on Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:40 pm

BIG GREEN wrote:I've had multiple women throughout the years and even cheated on my wife when we were engaged...

Based on what you said before you got married, it's not surprising you'd do it again. Seriously, consider going to couples therapy.

beau_boy04 wrote:That's why i am trying to come up with a decision with your opinions.

Have you not been reading what our opinions were?
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Postby Patr1ck on Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:48 pm

The reason why I do it is because I don't have guy friends. Unfortunately, I only have girl friends in my life. And it's not a good idea to tell my girl friends about this because I don't knwo what their reactions would be. That's why i am trying to come up with a decision with your opinions.


Be a man and make your own decision. Your girl friends would tell you to be truthful and tell both your girlfriends, because girls like drama. If you had guy friends they would tell you to pick the more stable one, and take the nutcase out to a public bar or something, and dump her there, while one of your guy friends snags her on the rebound because she would be more likely to have one-night-stand revenge sex.

The reason Angelina suspects that you are cheating is because she knows that your cheating. Don't underestimate this woman, she's been around the block a few times at 38.
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Postby benji on Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:17 pm

But the other one let him "came" inside her. Oh, and they're in more love than ever.
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Postby Patr1ck on Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:47 pm

More reason to choose her.
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Postby diddy on Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:22 pm

oh, man, i'm gonna cry right now, what a drama, what a love ... :cry: :cry: :hump:
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Postby Dan's Brain on Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:27 pm

How old are you beau_boy04?
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Postby Oskar on Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:03 pm

Can't be older than me.
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Postby diddy on Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:32 pm

Oskar, and how old are u? i'm 22!
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Postby Angelo on Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:56 pm

This may sound strange but can you post the pics of you and your girlfriends? :cheeky:
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Postby Valor on Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:05 am

lol he would post his hands :D
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Postby Andrew on Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:01 am

beau_boy04 wrote:On the other side of the world, Angelina is suspecting I'm seeing another woman. I denied all of her accusations and now that I'm back it seems that she has forgotten about it. I am going to wait a couple of days before having sex with Angelina, though.


Alright, so you directly lied to a woman you supposedly love about being faithful to her. If you still can't see what's wrong about your actions, again, you're either the world's biggest idiot or the world's biggest jerk. As Pdub said, it's quite likely she knows more than you think she does so it might be time to invest in a cup. Or come clean.

And as for the rest of your post, there's things we don't need to know. If you take nothing else away from this thread, it should have clicked by now that no one's impressed or eager to hear the play-by-play of your sex life. Don't get me wrong, I'm not offended by the subject per se but I think it's been made abdunantly clear you shouldn't expect adulation from this audience.
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Postby Oskar on Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:03 am

Diddy wrote:Oskar, and how old are u? i'm 22!


I'm 13
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