The Cyberdunk Thread

[J@3]

I'm pissed off. Some piece of shit 14.5 rated C is taking half of my minutes, I'm rated 20.5 or something and averaging 18/16/3 assists, a block and shooting nearly 60%, he's putting up 4/8 yet they are giving him my minutes I've won 7 man of the match awards and we've only won 6 games, yet this tool is forcing me to play 20mpg now.

[Abctest123]

I'm pissed off. Some piece of shit 14.5 rated C is taking half of my minutes, I'm rated 20.5 or something and averaging 18/16/3 assists, a block and shooting nearly 60%, he's putting up 4/8 yet they are giving him my minutes I've won 7 man of the match awards and we've only won 6 games, yet this tool is forcing me to play 20mpg now.

Good ol' NPCs .

[shadowgrin]

Jae: See if your team owner is a person (human). Send him messages that he must either give you more minutes or let you go off the team so you can find a better one.

It worked for me, the owner gave me a new contract that pays better even if I'm on the bench.

I feel so (insert NBA player name here)

[Patr1ck]

I feel so Yinka Dare-like

[Drex]

So Jerome James-like?

[SpaceFlare]

Just made a character. And I got drafted into a team with 3 other SGs and no SFs. So I've basically no chance to get playing time. Screw this CPU team.

[J@3]

My contract expired, I ended up randomly drafted to a pretty successful American team run by a human owner but the bastard cut me instantly I'm with a decent team in Brazil now. I'm rated 23.5, when I joined the team I was behind this other C by 0.2 rating points, so I paid $4 or whatever and boosted my ratings so I'd get minutes over him my last game: 29 points, 19 rebounds, 3 assists, 2 blocks.

[sarella]

damn... i hate good teams !!
Im rated 42.77 and im playing only 2-5 minutes

Well, i'll keep being pain in the ass for the owner until he sells me

[deihatein]

I played this game again, i decided to play on a random country so the result my player is now playing on romania and on division 4. On my new team i am currently a backup SF since the starter SF has a value of 20.5 while i have only a 17.8. Anyway on how can i improve my player? Cause i dont want to just average 2 PPG?

[benji]

but the bastard cut me instantly

He knew you don't make your teammates better. That's also why your earlier team didn't start you.

[Dan's Brain]

Just made my much heralded debut for Bats Nova, ie the powerhouse of the Slovenian 8th Division league, a team boasting the inimitable talents of King Kong and Linas Kleiza.

Well, the team further strengthened their invincibility (if such a concept is possible) by the drafting of Daniel Mitchell - a 7'0, 261 lb PF from Australia and immediately installing him into the starting lineup for the game against the Koper Suntigers.

He made an immediate impact, getting on the wrong end of a turnover, which was cancelled out by the 'Tigers 3 point miss down the other end. He sprinted back on offense and got himself into good field goal position, but his sense of fairness and humility forced him to clang the shot off the back of the rim.

The moans of disappointment from the loyal Bats Nova fans shook Mitchell out of his self-righteous funk, and as Tigers forward Al Henderson went up for a putback, Mitchell got mad and swatted the ball deep into the front court to start the fast break. Thus began an uneventful first quarter, which resulted in 4 missed shots, 2 fouls, 1 rebound and a block from our heroic hero.

Quarter 2 began for Mitchell with a quick defensive foul on an Al Henderson jumper. But this awkward start was counteracted with a dynamite 4 foot jumpshot on the offensive end.

His work done, Mitchell took a seat, and elected not to return for the entire game. Which is just as well, as Bats Nova was forced to endure a 107-69 blowout - thanks in no small part to Mitchell's absence for the final 2 and a half quarters of the game.