The "Post here when you are drunk" thread

[Nick]

actually, the fat hairy guy was after the freezer incident

amazing how quickly alcohol can leave your system sometimes. Right now I feel fine.

the reason for this post - found out the details of that guys injuries:

1. Eyeball was out of socket

2. Fractured skull

3. Fracture bone around eye (orbital? the think that joe johnson broke?)

4. Broken nose

5. Metal plates around eye socket

6. Had laser eye surgery

Quite the beatdown.

Man, that sucks some serious arse. Imagine that happened to you. You have to pay all that cash all because some drunk nut decided to go nutty on you.

I mean, he deserved it and all, but was a bit harsh to knock his eye out. Could've atleast hit him in the leg with a nunchuck.

[Indy]

Oh man, last night I got such a terrible headache. I didn't even feel like drinking. I went over to my friends house and there were some people there watching the movie "feast" and my friend told me he could drink more wine then I could. I said fuck that bring that shit on. He takes out this bottle of shitty, shitty wine, and I'm like come on man you've got to be kidding me, but the competition had already begun. We both pour a glass, and I take a sip, but its so fucking gross so I just chug it. He chugs his, this goes on for 6 or 7 glasses, then we both agreed to make the last one the final one and call it a tie (Yeah the competition was really worth it wasn't it) and so we finish that glass, and I've got this disgusting taste in my mouth and I feel the need to wash it down with something. The only thing around is lime flavored Absolut so I chug some of that, and I don't even get drunk I just get a terrible headache from the wine.

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Could've atleast hit him in the leg with a nunchuck.

You have a sick, sick mind.

[MacGuyver]

who would have thought that being drunk makes you encode funny stuff? of course you can misspell some few words but your grammar may be out of sync the most. anyways the human brain can still comprehend anything even though it is half consciuos, the example is below.


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,
the olny
iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The
rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is
bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the
wrod as a
wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

[The X]

yeah, that's pretty spinny....I read that without pausing, easy as....I guess humans are just lazy so they graze over all the letters in the middle....

[Oznogrd]

So i am barely sitting up right now and its a miracle i can type, i did a shot of Patron, had a double absolut, and 2 shots of pucker. This was a tough night. Going to watch mallrats but just had to post this shit....adios madrefuckers

[Jing]

Just wondering illini, how much alcohol does it take for you to be drunk? Because you are a wheelchair athlete.

[[Q]]

Just wondering illini, how much alcohol does it take for you to be drunk? Because you are a wheelchair athlete.

either that or a regular-sized Asian family

[Oznogrd]

well now i'm sober and hung over, but at least my friends didnt have to help me last night, thats my one rule: if i cant get home i had too much. But anyway: it takes a shot and a half to two shots to get me "drunk" to get wasted 3-4...so not long at all. Last night wasnt my brightest idea in the world. Althought i'd like to blame someone else it was my own dumbass fault.....that post above is when i was more sober...i actually got worse as the night went on...i ended up throwing up a good bit (at least it all went in the toilet)...then passing out on the bathroom floor. Its been awhile since iv'e been that wasted...possibly over 2 years...and now i remember why i dont do it anymore

[dada]

Ok so I was just really bored and decided I wanted some red wine. For some reason I felt like adding apple juce to it but there wasnt any, so I went with the next best choice....2 month old grape juice. So I mixed in the grape juice with the red wine then decided while I'm at it why not pour some Appleton rum in it. Might as well.


Now what exactly did I get? One helluva drink.


I will admit I am pretty drunk....I'm literally wobble and all plus I got that pissy feeling. Thats the best drink I have had in a whle. I wont post anything retarded cuz even when I'm drunk I'm not an idiot but trust me...that shit was good.

[shadowgrin]

cuz even when I'm drunk I'm not an idiot

I think you made a mistake, aren't you supposed to write
"even when I'm not drunk I'm an idiot."

[Laxation]

it takes a shot and a half to two shots to get me "drunk" to get wasted 3-4...so not long at all.

I wish I could get wasted that cheaply Lightweights are so fucking lucky...

[dada]

cuz even when I'm drunk I'm not an idiot

I think you made a mistake, aren't you supposed to write
"even when I'm not drunk I'm an idiot."

I'll ignore that.

[Nick]

mmm ocasiocn

[Jackal]

It was cute once, now it's plain annoying.

[shadowgrin]

I think the bastard is posting drunk again.
This time all over General Talk.

He's either drunk, high, or incredibly stupid.

EDIT

[Jackal]

Let's all rally behind a new rule...

If at any time a poster begins spamming in a drunken state, he shall be banned for an entire week. Sufficient time to sober up.

[PAMPERS]

Maybe he can be suspended for this eh?

[[Q]]

wow I can't berlive I found my wayt to this threade... all I gotta say is mad props to all the ladies on this forum,...re. especially fran, because she is probably one beautiful Pinay

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I probably wont' remeber this in them orning well actually it's like almost 5 AM right now and IU got work at 10 so yeah I need some sleep g'nite people

[Oznogrd]

Qballer, good work on finding it...love drunken posts as long as they're limited...

[[Q]]

lol I just got home from a party when i poosted that.

[Cable]

Still feeling a bit woo(o)zy?

[[Q]]

wow I didn't even notice that. for the record, I was still a disoriented when I woke up, but I got over it quickly.

[bigh0rt]

Hope this wasn't any of you guys.

Published: 17/12/2006 12:00 AM (UAE)

Drunk caused chaos to trains after passing out
By Amy Iggulden, The Telegraph Group Limited, London 2006

London: A former company director brought chaos to train services after passing out drunk and settling down to sleep it off comfortably with his head on the line.

Kevin Craswell, 48, was snoring so loudly that commuters could hear him from the platform as he lay across the tracks with his feet inches from the live rail.

Staff had to switch off the power, causing delays for thousands of people on four routes. Trains were disrupted for hours, costing £8,000 (Dh57,402). CCTV footage of the incident, taken from a police helicopter, showed a train being diverted to avoid striking Craswell at Epsom, Surrey.

He appeared in court on Friday and faced up to six months in prison after admitting obstructing the railway by neglect.

But Ron Fewtrell, a magistrate at Redhill, said he did not believe Craswell intended to harm people. He ordered him to undertake 180 hours of community service under an 18-month supervision order and to pay £560 (Dh4,018) compensation.

Pc Keith Board, of British Transport Police, said: "It was remarkable that he wasn't struck by a train or fatally electrocuted. Trains had to stop running and the power was turned off so police and emergency crews could get to him."

Pc Graham Cottington, said: "If he had moved his leg one foot, he would have touched the live rail and there's 750 volts going through that. He would certainly have died."

Hypothermia

Craswell, an unemployed father of one from Ashtead, Surrey, was taken to hospital suffering from hypothermia after the incident on March 3.

Graham Guerin, defending, had told an earlier hearing: "This is a professional man who fell on hard times five years ago and developed a drink problem. He had drunk a substantial amount of vodka and has no recollection of this incident."

[bigh0rt]

holy shit. sleep.. drunk