ILLEST VERSE THREAD

[jettdaking!]

write down the illest verse you've heard (hip-hop, rock or whatever). and the song name.

[shadowgrin]

It's not from a song but it's ill...

I may be white but my rhymes still tight, I knock out your light, but still you wanna fight? fuck your bitch, get me rich, slit your wrist, you still wanna diss? look, you choke, your folks broke, your rhymes ain't nuthing but a fuckin joke, here I go, this you know, I got rhymes you ain't heard before your pants saggin, you think your chain bangin, but what the fuck do you figure, you can't freestyle as good as jigga you think you thugging, last night I be mugging, you and your bitch, what you figure, you ain't no thug, you ain't no nigga

And this masterpiece is from a former NLSC member, Ruff Ryder.

Hello NLSC, or should I say goodbye
I had a good run, well for a while, I won’t lie
But it’s come the time that I drop this rhyme and end my career in a few short lines
First I’ll shout out Seraph, Dahl, Cam, Tales, and Thug
3th, Kuttan, LBM, The X, SkipToMy_Lou, that spammer Jugs
Goat, Kobe4MVP , Mikki, Tony, Rune
Sam, Shane, Fasz, JaoSming, Old School Fool
Fitzy, Jona, Drex, and a couple others
I’ll get to them, so just hold on my brothers
I wanted to go out with a bang, so I’m gonna do the damn thang, and make you think on what I say
Remember when this site was the shit? That was before we empowered Jae
A hypocritical power hungry mod at best
went against the rules, we wouldn’t say anything ‘bout his flaming when others got banned for less
Anytime he saw someone do something against the rules, instead of lockin the threads he wanted to scorch ‘em
So it was flame on and he proceeded to human torch em
It makes me pissed that the man in charge pretends this is missed
Or either it gets dismissed and there’s no sentence
Not to mention Mr. Mod retires, comes back from like a 2 day posting recession
Then is back in the thick of things, putting the forum back into a depression
Now the numbers are starting to lessen and it leaves me with a question
Did you really retire or was there some other intervention?
It doesn’t matter actually, I won’t be back to read the thread
You’ll probably just ignore what I said, hell, I’m good as dead
Now don’t get nervous, why you so red up?
I’m the one here that’s leavin cuz I’m fed up
Relentless with the rhymes, lemme give you a heads up
Lyrically kill you like Saddam, leave you with a head up
Which brings me to the next penis to grace the list
Riot the famous, the name leaves me tasteless
Execution oughtta be the same, no heads up though, just a face lift
PM to squash the beef? Sure, I still think you’re racist
If you even make it with a badge, you’ll be a shit cop, unpopular and nameless
It’s sad how you can call a brother a nigger, and say it’s just a meaningless word in some race shit
Hypocrite I bet, still got brothers in your fields, we call it heinous, you call it a harvester-just makeshift
Yea I spent a couple years trying to maintain this, trying to get a grip but now I’m sayin this
It’s very sad to see the mods okayin this, no wonder this forum is going straight down an a-byss
One mod laughs, one thinks he should get banned but doesn’t have the power to obtain this
So we leave it open for speculation for “the man” but of course he don’t say shit[/url]
I guess there’s a difference between right and wrong but some people just won’t admit
Until the entire forum is gone and your back to the basics
Nobody here is real anymore, look at Nick for instance
Dude was known to be the funny man on campus
Now he’s just a wannabe hardass that tries extra hard at resistance
And there’s a couple guys who try to hard to be an asshole
One I’m getting at in particular is Axel
This dude tries to catapult his stock to a high regarded poster, but he’s still wack though
He doesn’t have any real friends, you guys are his life, get him out the black hole
I’m spittin straight facts though, but if you want, it doesn’t exist, well as far as you know
Along with him are bitches such as BigwhOre, doesn’t he just make my day?
Now that he is empowered, he tries his best to emulate Jae
But I guess I can’t blame him right?
Shout outs to Ty-Land, the only mod who doesn’t try to stay on all day and night
Now let’s spend a couple bars in the day of Flite
Who didn’t exist a few months ago, now for him whatever the mods say is right
He, like others here are afraid to have a conflicting opinion
Afraid of conflict and contact or contrasting the opinion of one of Jae’s minions
Such as the original asshole, Jackal in the flesh
Who got worse the longer Jae was here, musta grew restless
Cuz he was grouchy in every post, mostly full of him talkin reckless
I know I’m not the first to have thought this, maybe the first to have said this
But when the fuck are you gonna retire for real? How about now when nobody’s expectin
A couple wannabes like flite and axel will cry I know
But they aren’t crying now, just asking why though
I’ll get to that later, as I address the state of the union
Nothing better than peacefully berating the union
From nothing to something to loving to hating the union
Never got to Jackal’s level of outplaying the union
He was the only non-mod above the rules
Nobody ever gave a damn about what he do
Now the mods purposely try to be rude and cruel
And you wonder why the good members are leaving and you’re not getting anyone new?
It’s fucking because you don’t help them, just hate them when they don’t know what to do
Make some kind of witty one-liner flaming and then saying they need to read the rules
When you are the ones that aren’t following them, all you do is argue
Then when they get the upper hand throw them a ban and flash your moderator badge saying “Woohoo! Look what I can do!”
Look what I can do too, call out all of you and listen to you deny it
Threatening your bitches like it’s gonna be Costner like Wyatt
Costarring you really don’t wanna know what I could do to hack man
I bet this thread will be full of offense like the Suns, or the n word to a black man
And we still can’t get anybody good to join this forum
It’s because you guys don’t give em a chance and they take it off their bookmarks and decide to avoid this forum
They’re convinced that it really isn’t for em
Same with others, you basically tell em get lost or get banned and join him
Not havin me might take away some personality but basically I haven’t been posting so please don’t flatter me
You should have seen it coming, don’t deny that it’s happening
Accept it and try to take it happily…well until you realize that the quality members are declining rapidly
You guys are stuck in the past, just thinking the forum can maintain itself with the members from 02 to 04
Not rebuilding or adding quality members, you’re asking for support from your core
Acting like your just fine, not asking for more
But shit’s hit the fan, and now it’s blowing back
Maybe soon enough you’ll realize there’s no going back
So you bitches have fun after I retire
I’m sure this had to be expected, unlike hearing that Jackal watches The Wire
Yea, yea, spam me, ban me, flame me, and all that
But at the end of the day, just try to realize I was trying to keep it real like Mazzochi in his fitted cap
And CK’s gone now, but he still posts
Well not at NLSC, yall can pm his ghost
And I think he thinks the same, like “NLSC? Fuck em too”
So if you’re looking for me, I’ll be at BX, OS, HHC, and M2
I barely post here now, I’m surprised it hasn’t been mentioned
But I’ve been compiling this thread to drop in the general section
I’d go back and try for perfection, but I have learned my lesson
Not to be messin with this shit all day because it will become an obsession
So now I give up and admit my recession

[Dramacydal]

Though I'm wondering if I just can't remember that one or if I completely missed out on the thread where he posted that. Weird.

[shadowgrin]

The first one was from Shane Hefty which Jae found.

As for the second one, you can see it as Ruff Ryder's last post if you do a posts search of the user.

[Patr1ck]

YO VIP's
Lets KICK IT

Alright STOP, while I do up my laces.
This kinda thing happens every show, yo
I gotta learn how to tie a BOW

WHATS YOUR REAL NAME?
Robert Van Winkle
WHY DID YOU CHANGE IT?
Nothin ryhmes with Winkle

I'm White, and im capitalizin, on trend that's currently risin,
Mix it with Curly and Larry and Moe,

WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP, HEY YO

WHEN YOU GONNA STOP?
Maybe never, I become richer with every endevar.
Im livin large and my bank is scooped,
Cause I just listin to real rap and dupe it!!!

White White Baby
He's White white Baby
So very white white baby
Extremely white white baby

I'm a little teapot short and stout
GROOVE VANILLA ICE WORK IT OUT

I told the world I was stabbed in the butt,
But it was a toilet paper cut
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He's white white baby
What is he?... white white baby
he's white what baby
His thing is white white baby,
Hes just a white white baby
Were talking white white baby

Hey guys!!!!!!!!!
Wassup?

Yo Im not stupid, I just dupid

Word to ya mudda

[Joe']

Jim Carrey was hilarious on that sketch, I miss In Living Color

[Andrew]

As for the second one, you can see it as Ruff Ryder's last post if you do a posts search of the user.

And what a way to go.

[jettdaking!]

this thread is having a bad start since the " verses " above features people who ain't rappers so i start:

from the song "Classic" ft. Kanye Wes, Nas and KRS-One:

Is y’all ready for Twenty-0-7, it’s now another drought
Everyone’s a killer, wow we buggin out
Since 86 showin the crowd what I’m about
And they still want to know when the album comin’ out
Ask the teenagers, O’Gs and Ask the kids
What they definition of Classic is
Timeless, cause age don’t count in the booth
And your flow stays submerged in the fountain of youth
And no doubt the truth I’m off the meters
Everybody co-signing even non-believers
I came in the door, became one of y’alls leaders
In the fresh pair of Air Force One sneakers
Uptown we call ‘em uppies when they on divas
Prolly worn when KRS One teaches
Nas, made you look, before the haters
I bet you Kan had ‘em on when he walked with Jesus
This is classic

*highlighted means the best line

i really like Rakim, in fact. he's on my sig, no.4 to be exact. i like MC'S who are lyricists, not those who only sound good and only have funny lyrics.

and here's the "CLASSIC" video:

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RAKIM!!! (and THAT'S how you make a post in this thread!)

[JaoSming]

Hit you with the Funk
it's like Who Cut the Provolone?

Paragraph President - Blackalicious

To hell with practice makes perfect
Just make perfection in practice
and turn you oposition into disposable paper napkins

Dedication - Ostrich Head

If you got shot, don't brag homie, you're the victim.

I Don't Care - Grafh


love it

[Oznogrd]

Okay I'm still alive! So am i too! you cant kill a spirit even if you tried too, haha
You sold your soul to me need i remind you?
You remember that night you
Prayed to god you'd give anything to get a record deal well Dre signed you!
This is what you wanted your whole life Marshall right boo?
Look at this house! look at these cars! I'm so nice ooooh!
Oh, but you didn't know that fame has a price too ?
That your just now seeing the downside too!
Lose your best friend from high school your wife too!
Ain't even sure if your kids like you!
Come off tour cant even sleep at night without ny-quill
Think of the valium addicts start a rehab cycle
But together we can break the cycle
Marshall? WHAT!
No One's gonna love you like I do

-My Darling Eminem...one of the most haunting songs i've ever heard. Epic


also almost anything proof, Tupac, and Jay-z have ever done...(except girls girls girls by jay z...god that song sucks)

[jettdaking!]

Eminem's really good. in a country wherein hip-hop ain't there thang (Philippines), the only rapper that shined there was Eminem (his music vids are so fucking cool). i consider him as my door to the hip-hop world.


big-up's to eminem. (no.9 in my sig)

[Dramacydal]

Eminem being anywhere near a top 10 = joke.

[jettdaking!]

he barely made it. besides, i think the real greatest MC's start somewhere in 8 or 7. Eminem and LL Cool J only made it there for the sake of the list being completed. (This is MTV's list, not mine).

at least Snoop's not there

[Dramacydal]

The fuck does MTV know about hip-hop anyways?

[jettdaking!]

MTV's list is okay, at least i'm not seeing wannabees like Kanye and T-Pain

[Dramacydal]

It's still way off for the most part. But it's whatever, MTV is constantly trying to force-feed bullshit to the public anyways.

[TheOriginalCandyMan]

Well I think hip hoppers should know this song very well, so I aint gonna say the title

[Intro: Nas]

Yeah yeah, aiyyo black it's time (word?)
(Word, it's time nigga?)
Yeah, it's time man (aight nigga, begin)
Yeah, straight out the fuckin dungeons of rap
Where fake niggaz don't make it back
I don't know how to start this shit, yo, now

[Verse One: Nas]

Rappers I monkey flip em with the funky rhythm I be kickin
Musician, inflictin composition
of pain I'm like Scarface sniffin cocaine
Holdin a M-16, see with the pen I'm extreme, now
Bulletholes left in my peepholes
I'm suited up in street clothes
Hand me a nine and I'll defeat foes
Y'all know my steelo with or without the airplay
I keep some E&J, sittin bent up in the stairway
Or either on the corner bettin Grants with the celo champs
Laughin at baseheads, tryin to sell some broken amps
G-Packs get off quick, forever niggaz talk shit
Remeniscing about the last time the Task Force flipped
Niggaz be runnin through the block shootin
Time to start the revolution, catch a body head for Houston
Once they caught us off guard, the Mac-10 was in the grass and
I ran like a cheetah with thoughts of an assassin
Pick the Mac up, told brothers, "Back up," the Mac spit
Lead was hittin niggaz one ran, I made him backflip
Heard a few chicks scream my arm shook, couldn't look
Gave another squeeze heard it click yo, my shit is stuck
Try to cock it, it wouldn't shoot now I'm in danger
Finally pulled it back and saw three bullets caught up in the chamber
So now I'm jetting to the building lobby
and it was filled with children probably couldn't see as high as I be
(So whatchu sayin?) It's like the game ain't the same
Got younger niggaz pullin the triggers bringing fame to they name
and claim some corners, crews without guns are goners
In broad daylight, stickup kids, they run up on us
Fo'-fives and gauges, Macs in fact
Same niggaz'll catch a back to back, snatchin yo' cracks in black
There was a snitch on the block gettin niggaz knocked
So hold your stash until the coke price drop
I know this crackhead, who said she gotta smoke nice rock
And if it's good she'll bring ya customers in measuring pots, but yo
You gotta slide on a vacation
Inside information keeps large niggaz erasin and they wives basin
It drops deep as it does in my breath
I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death
Beyond the walls of intelligence, life is defined
I think of crime when I'm in a New York state of mind

["New York state of mine" --> Rakim (repeat 4X)]

[Verse Two: Nas]

Be havin dreams that I'ma gangster -- drinkin Moets, holdin Tecs
Makin sure the cash came correct then I stepped
Investments in stocks, sewein up the blocks
to sell rocks, winnin gunfights with mega cops
But just a nigga, walking with his finger on the trigger
Make enough figures until my pockets get bigger
I ain't the type of brother made for you to start testin
Give me a Smith and Wessun I'll have niggaz undressin
Thinkin of cash flow, buddah and shelter
Whenever frustrated I'ma hijack Delta
In the P.J.'s, my blend tape plays, bullets are strays
Young bitches is grazed each block is like a maze
full of black rats trapped, plus the Island is packed
From what I hear in all the stories when my peoples come back, black
I'm livin where the nights is jet black
The fiends fight to get crack I just max, I dream I can sit back
and lamp like Capone, with drug scripts sewn
Or the legal luxury life, rings flooded with stones, homes
I got so many rhymes I don't think I'm too sane
Life is parallel to Hell but I must maintain
and be prosperous, though we live dangerous
cops could just arrest me, blamin us, we're held like hostages
It's only right that I was born to use mics
and the stuff that I write, is even tougher than dice
I'm takin rappers to a new plateau, through rap slow
My rhymin is a vitamin, Hell without a capsule
The smooth criminal on beat breaks
Never put me in your box if your shit eats tapes
The city never sleeps, full of villians and creeps
That's where I learned to do my hustle had to scuffle with freaks
I'ma addict for sneakers, twenties of buddah and bitches with beepers
In the streets I can greet ya, about blunts I teach ya
Inhale deep like the words of my breath
I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death
I lay puzzle as I backtrack to earlier times
Nothing's equivalent, to the new york state of mind

[shadowgrin]

this thread is having a bad start since the " verses " above features people who ain't rappers

write down the illest verse you've heard (hip-hop, rock or whatever). and the song name.

Though I didn't hear the "verses" I quoted, it belongs in the whatever category that you wanted.

[Al Ka Pwn]

Funny how people consider poetry rap.

[jettdaking!]

this thread is having a bad start since the " verses " above features people who ain't rappers

write down the illest verse you've heard (hip-hop, rock or whatever). and the song name.

Though I didn't hear the "verses" I quoted, it belongs in the whatever category that you wanted.

the "whatever" i meant was whatever genre there is in music.

[cyanide]

The shit above stinks. Know who wrote the illest verses?

Me. On NLSC. Freestyle Challenge. Runner-up.

CYANIDE VS. SIT
---------------

Sit down, Sit! I said, fucking Sit down! God damn.
Your rhymes are so fucking lame, holy shit man!
Production companies? Police fighting crime?
Record sales? Billion babies? Get by on a dime?
You're just a fake, a wannabe gangsta prick,
A sad tool who eats chains and can't see shit!

Say, what happened to your stupid stories?
Did you almost go off a twenty storey?
I don't blame ya man, not after that incident,
And hey, it was also one big coincidence!
You were all drunk on a farm down in Brisbane,
You fell, you 'Sit' on a horse's cock. Who's to blame?!

Nobody! You just fucking fell. Right on a schlong!
One rock hard throbbing penetrating eighteen long.
Sit, Sit! Right on the pole, right up your anus hole.
You gasped, sobered up, and you suddenly became whole.
You are now at one with yourself and a large beast.
You smiled with joy, you were relieved to say the least.

Sit became a bestial homo, an animal loving gay.
Bent over, the horse named Rudolph pounded his way!
Drenched in sweat, Sit loved the words, 'anal penetration.'
Ecsatic in joy, blood streamed out and became lubrication.
The horse rammed right up Sit for a whole sixteen minutes.
Rudolph suddenly ran away, and Sit screamed, "One more minute!"

Sit started to sob, and yelled, "I hate my life!"
"I just want to fly my pink and purple kite!"
Enough! He took his own fist and dug right into his hole,
It stretched and stretched then it ripped apart ten fold.
Sit shrieked and let out the gayest piercing scream,
He crawled to the nearest river, and drowned in the stream.

Winner: CYANIDE

CYANIDE VS. DWEAVER
-------------------

Dweaver, you weaver, small shaggy beaver,
Sex change! Tell your wife you gonna leave her,
Go work out with Nikos in a steamy fervor,
Push ups, lots of pumps and ups with him on yer,
You got a new cunt hole, to go with your sollen anus,
With a million bucks, you're blowing it on your gayness,

Go to the fanciest snob cappucino bar called Glady's,
Flick your wrists and knock espresso all over a baby,
Go to court, laywer run streak ends, lose settlement,
You're in jail for two years, bitch, your life down the vent,
Go shower with 200 men, and you got no wagging schlong!
You're proceeded by law to get ass raped and pussy bonged!

You got four guys fucking the shit outta ya, D.V.D.A.*,
Your pussy rips right apart by two black guys, yay!
Your ass so swollen, like hemorroids and goiter combined,
Blood spraying everywhere, oh man, this is crossing the line!
To stop the flow of the bloody blow, Hektor finds a plan,
Shoves a metal rod up your hole a la battering ram,

This fucker is finished, he's got no chance to live,
He took it and took it until there's no more to give,
Cletus finds a hanging intestine and pulls outta your ass,
Wraps it hard around your neck to commit a sinful act,
Pulls so hard till you're screaming and turning blue,
The death of Dweaver, the man with a beaver. Boo hoo.

* Double Vagina Double Anal

Winner: CYANIDE

FINALS - CYANIDE VS. XIANEX
---------------------------

Yo, you ain't gonna fool me with yo words,
Nothing you say ain't gonna change yer world,
I caught you screwing around with yer 92 year old,
Skinniest wrinkled prune about five feet tall,
On IV line and metal crutches so she don't fall,
You were banging her in the handicap bathroom stall,

Chorus:
Keep in mind she ain't done it since '72,
She haven't washed down there since '92,
You went down on her, took a whiff or two,
Smelled of dead fish and unflushed poo,
You licked and licked until you ate goo,
The old woman gushed on the man in the loo,

After eating her out, you made her out,
Tongue footsies with the tonsils made her shout,
She coughed then boogers came flying out,
You happily licked off the snot on her rack,
Sagging down to her waist, you said relax,
Pinched her nipples and grabbed her flabby ass,

You inserted your one incher into her woo woo,
Your first time since, ah well, who knew,
Uncontrollably the old woman popped out poo,
Shit came down the floor with a big splash,
The worst way to slip and fall on your back,
Too bad it was your penis that got a whiplash,

In agony, your wee wee starts to swell up,
The old woman grabs her crutches with a fuss,
Loses balance and sticks the end in your cup,
Straddled on your face, as she starts to groan,
She came with old pussy juice she had blown,
Drowned in piss as you let out your final moan.

Represent biatches.

[jettdaking!]

since when did this take place?

[Null17]

since when did this take place?

A few years before you were here.

[jettdaking!]

oh i see... that kinda looked fun btw

[shadowgrin]

The shit above stinks. Know who wrote the illest verses?

Me. On NLSC. Freestyle Challenge. Runner-up.

I thought you would be ashamed of that thing. Guess I was wrong.