Does this remind you of some of your tests...?

[bigh0rt]

I thought these were hilarious.

[Tupik]

Looool!
I really like the "Find x" one, and the last one is great too!!

This is hilarious, great find!!!!!

[Indy]

I used to do stuff like that all the time.

[ixcuincle]

Find more of these...these are hilarious!

"I would check to see if it had a vagina"

[Gundy]

I almost spit my coke out when I saw the "Find x" one.

Sometimes I feel like doing stuff like that when I have no idea what to do. My teacher sucks though and has no sense of humour so I would probably get into trouble.

[Buckley]

Nice stuff. I probably wont do that because my teacher sucks as well. All I do in math is sleep rather then write answers like that.

[ixcuincle]

I almost spit my coke out when I saw the "Find x" one.

Sometimes I feel like doing stuff like that when I have no idea what to do. My teacher sucks though and has no sense of humour so I would probably get into trouble.

for those such as (a+b) ^ n i would just write down the exact same formula (a+b) ^ n because I have no idea how to expand that. It's been 7 years since I've done that crap...

[Patr1ck]

The find x one was awesome, because how can you mark that incorrect if your a teacher? I love the expand one. Those two made me laugh out loud for real.

[iG®]

Haha love all of them, especialy hangin dude on the root symbol.

[[Q]]

I remember during my AP Biology test, my friend used a grid they provided like the graph paper and he filled in the boxes to spell out I'm bored and held it up. haha

[Cable]

That's just like me. I always draw stuff or write stuff on anything ... one of my favourite things to do is to write 'No' if the question asks you to do something and you don't want to. Like, "Explain how to find x" "No."

[Gedas]

This stuff cracked me up, even though I used to do such stuff all the time. I remeber when I once when we had to draw an food-absorbing ameba.

Good days.

[Oznogrd]

My test misadventures were on AP Statistics and AP Literature both my senior year. A little context: i'm fed up with school, i'm a week and a half away from graduating, i honestly could not have given less of a shit about either test (i got 3/5 on both which is considered passing)

Statistics they give you ALOT of space to do your work. Obviously i had no idea what the fuck i was doing and the rare occassions i did it was on my TI-83..so i drew smiley faces in all the blank spots and wrote little notes to the graders such as "well, i didnt use this space so i drew a smiley. Have a nice day grading my paper"

Literature I was on my last essay, the other 2 had fucking tested me and i cant remember the exact question, but i know i was supposed to be comparing frost and dickinson's views of death. After get about 3.5 paragraphs in (including a Red Hot Chili Peppers reference about Under the Bridge fitting in how one of them viewed death as a companion who knew them well) I ran out of shit to say. This was my last AP test so i finished up what i was writing and then made a new paragraph similar to this: "Well AP reader, i'm officially out of things to say. This is the 3rd essay i've written in the past 45 minutes, i'm about a week away from graduating, and my brain is fried. I've decided i'm done with this and am going to take a nap. Hope your not as bored as I am." I then proceeded to close my test book put my head down on the desk, and wallow in the gloriousness of being for all intents and purposes done with high school

The best i've heard though...someone wrote in the middle of an AP essay "Its like jacking off in the shower, everybody does it but nobody talks about it"

[Lean]

The answer in that "Find X" thing s 5.

By the way, are these real test questionnaires? I mean, the first pic should've given the total length of the ramp, you just can't compute it like that. Plus the elephant looked like a mouse with a long snout.

I used to hate math, but got used to it these days since I'm taking up Engineering. What I hate are the theoretical ones.

Whenever I have my test paper blank, I use to leave the words "I'm sorry" at the bottom of the page.

[Jing]

Haha, nice stuff, the Find X one was espically funny...

[Cameron]

:lol: The answer in that "Find X" thing s 5.

By the way, are these real test questionnaires? I mean, the first pic should've given the total length of the ramp, you just can't compute it like that. Plus the elephant looked like a mouse with a long snout.

I used to hate math, but got used to it these days since I'm taking up Engineering. What I hate are the theoretical ones.

Whenever I have my test paper blank, I use to leave the words "I'm sorry" at the bottom of the page.

Yes you can. Just from looking at it and from memory, you'd find the gravitational potential at the starting point, using the weight of the object and its starting height. Because it doesn't lose any energy to friction, you know when it reaches the bottom of the incline, all of its gravitational energy has been converted to kinetic energy. You then use that to find its forward velocity, which you can use to find its forward force. You then apply that force to the spring formula, which is F=kx, to find the distance the spring compresses. Calculating that all out roughly I got x to equal about 29 cm. Now I'm not exactly sure of the correct answer for B, but given that the spring compression will apply the same force right back on the object but in the opposite direction, and since no energy is lost into the spring or friction, (which is why it doesn't matter the length of the ramp), the object will go exactly back up to the top of the slope. Therefore, the object can never be at rest. Which of course is physically impossible, but I can't see any other way to answer that part of the question, unless there's something I'm missing.

EDIT: Forgot to mention that those answers are all really funny.

[Nick]

Haha those are great.

I laughed most at the last one, because i had to re-read it a couple of times to see where the joke was. When i found it a cracked. Expand.

[Laxation]

Elephant and Batman ones kick ass! Nice find!

[Andrew]

They're all great but my favourite would have to be "Use Calculus to find the identity of Batman" just because it's so absurdly random.

[debiler]

I never could do stuff like that back then, because many teachers would not just give you 0 points for that answer, but actually subtract the points from your total score. But I was lucky one time: in a geography test about weather and climate, there was the following question: What do you know about the city Munich? My answer was: 'It's in Germany', for which I really did get 1 out of 2 points.

[[Q]]

My test misadventures were on AP Statistics and AP Literature both my senior year. A little context: i'm fed up with school, i'm a week and a half away from graduating, i honestly could not have given less of a shit about either test (i got 3/5 on both which is considered passing)

Statistics they give you ALOT of space to do your work. Obviously i had no idea what the fuck i was doing and the rare occassions i did it was on my TI-83..so i drew smiley faces in all the blank spots and wrote little notes to the graders such as "well, i didnt use this space so i drew a smiley. Have a nice day grading my paper"

Literature I was on my last essay, the other 2 had fucking tested me and i cant remember the exact question, but i know i was supposed to be comparing frost and dickinson's views of death. After get about 3.5 paragraphs in (including a Red Hot Chili Peppers reference about Under the Bridge fitting in how one of them viewed death as a companion who knew them well) I ran out of shit to say. This was my last AP test so i finished up what i was writing and then made a new paragraph similar to this: "Well AP reader, i'm officially out of things to say. This is the 3rd essay i've written in the past 45 minutes, i'm about a week away from graduating, and my brain is fried. I've decided i'm done with this and am going to take a nap. Hope your not as bored as I am." I then proceeded to close my test book put my head down on the desk, and wallow in the gloriousness of being for all intents and purposes done with high school

The best i've heard though...someone wrote in the middle of an AP essay "Its like jacking off in the shower, everybody does it but nobody talks about it"

i'm curious to know what u got on those tests

[Joycean Summons]

My test misadventures were on AP Statistics and AP Literature both my senior year. A little context: i'm fed up with school, i'm a week and a half away from graduating, i honestly could not have given less of a shit about either test (i got 3/5 on both which is considered passing)
Statistics they give you ALOT of space to do your work. Obviously i had no idea what the fuck i was doing and the rare occassions i did it was on my TI-83..so i drew smiley faces in all the blank spots and wrote little notes to the graders such as "well, i didnt use this space so i drew a smiley. Have a nice day grading my paper"

Literature I was on my last essay, the other 2 had fucking tested me and i cant remember the exact question, but i know i was supposed to be comparing frost and dickinson's views of death. After get about 3.5 paragraphs in (including a Red Hot Chili Peppers reference about Under the Bridge fitting in how one of them viewed death as a companion who knew them well) I ran out of shit to say. This was my last AP test so i finished up what i was writing and then made a new paragraph similar to this: "Well AP reader, i'm officially out of things to say. This is the 3rd essay i've written in the past 45 minutes, i'm about a week away from graduating, and my brain is fried. I've decided i'm done with this and am going to take a nap. Hope your not as bored as I am." I then proceeded to close my test book put my head down on the desk, and wallow in the gloriousness of being for all intents and purposes done with high school

The best i've heard though...someone wrote in the middle of an AP essay "Its like jacking off in the shower, everybody does it but nobody talks about it"

i'm curious to know what u got on those tests

[debiler]

In our final exams, a friend of mine just wrote: 'I'm outta here!!!', then he left the room. He really did, because
a. He didn't know shit about anything in this test
b. Regardless of his grade (which possibly would have been baaaaaad... ), his grade average wouldn't drop by more than .1

Now, that's coolness...

[Carmo]

I found some other funny sort of answers on a site:

Funny Exam Answers



Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and travelled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth

Actually, Homer was not written by Homer, but by another man of that name.

Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.

In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java.

Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus."

Joan of Arc was burn to a steak and was canonised by Bernard Shaw. Finally, Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged twice for the same offence.

In midevil times most people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the futile ages was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote literature.

Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head.

It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of the blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking

Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died of this.

During the Renaissance, history began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America whilst cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe.

The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West.


My personal favourite paper to mark, was completely empty apart from one sentence.
“ Jesus, Please Help Me.”


I wanted to give it at least one mark, but it wasn’t in the mark scheme.


I believe many of these funny exam answers were originally complied by Dr Richard Lederer of St Paul's School: view Page


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No visual ones, but kinda funny none the less.

[felix8621]

These are real funny...
what i like to is if a questions has a title then questions a)b)c).... i just mark one of those as if it were a multiple question test.