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The MOST hilarious shit ever....

Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:59 am

http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

seriously..i was crying and actually rolling and laughing while listening to that. That definitly made my day after work. :lol:

Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:06 am

that was HILARIOUS

Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:07 am

That was awesome :lol: .

Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:39 am

Hahahaha. :lol:

Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:33 pm

LMAO. That telemarketer got seriously pwned

Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:05 pm

That was totally evil, but so funny :twisted:

Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:41 pm

haha that telemarketer was so scared.

Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:22 pm

Haha that was awesome, that gives me lots of ideas for when telemarketers ring :twisted:

Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:54 pm

thats fucking great!!!

Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:01 pm

hah that was pretty funny. :|
I guess.

Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:15 pm

LMAO thats awesome

Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:56 pm

Dayam thats hella funny. I used to have this vent channel which did vents :P

Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:40 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
nice find yohance, no no no great find...
i believe i know what to say to prank caller now...
thanks alot bro.

Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:26 pm

"Mr. Mabe was flaming homosexual"
"Are you his lover?"
:lol:

Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:33 pm

Okay it was funny but not THAT funny, seriously. I've had better laughs before.

Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:36 pm

it was funny, but not ha-ha funny

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Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:02 am

Those of you who didn't think it was that funny must not have ever fucked with a telemarketer before, its fun.

"Hello this is blah blah blah may I speak to Indy?"

"Ok Jim, its cool the lines aren't actually crossed let's talk business"

"Excuse me"

"Jim stop the fucking telemarketer bit, I told you the fucking lines aren't crossed. So here's what we're doing. First we're going to go hit the 5th 3rd bank on Oak Park and Lake, then we're going to go down the block to the Community bank, hit them both real fucking quick, bam bam, then we get in Mikes van and get the fuck out of this goddamn country. Meet me at the 5th 3rd in 10 minutes"

"*utter silence follwed by a click*"

Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:12 am

Dramacydal wrote:Okay it was funny but not THAT funny, seriously. I've had better laughs before.


I actually like Indy's bit better :lol:

Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:35 am

Although not out of this world hilarious, the fact that it's against telemarketers makes me happy just listening to it.

Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:41 am

I'm just guessing most of you have never worked as a telemarketer before. I did phone surveys for about three weeks once, and let me tell you, that kinda shit gets real old. I know its very funny and all, as a matter of fact, its hilarious. But hey, at least those people have jobs. They could be off selling drugs, or sitting at home on welfare. It's OK to fuck with them every now and then I guess, but just have the decency to say no thank you and hang up the phone.

Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:52 am

baldus_2004 wrote:I'm just guessing most of you have never worked as a telemarketer before. I did phone surveys for about three weeks once, and let me tell you, that kinda shit gets real old. I know its very funny and all, as a matter of fact, its hilarious. But hey, at least those people have jobs. They could be off selling drugs, or sitting at home on welfare. It's OK to fuck with them every now and then I guess, but just have the decency to say no thank you and hang up the phone.


Yeah, I knew someone was going to say this. I don't get people who get really, really pissed at them, that doesn't make any sense. I think its just the idea of someone who's a complete stranger calling your house and soliciting that makes for a perfect opportunity to have some fun.

Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:05 am

baldus_2004 wrote:I'm just guessing most of you have never worked as a telemarketer before. I did phone surveys for about three weeks once, and let me tell you, that kinda shit gets real old. I know its very funny and all, as a matter of fact, its hilarious. But hey, at least those people have jobs. They could be off selling drugs, or sitting at home on welfare. It's OK to fuck with them every now and then I guess, but just have the decency to say no thank you and hang up the phone.


The thing is in my experience most telemarketers call at the worst times and they won't hang up with a simple "no, not interested" most of the time. They'll keep on saying "oh, but it's a good offer sir. Sir you don't have to pay anything. Sir there is no commitment etc." Eventually you HAVE to be rude and either say "no not interested" multiple times angrily or you have to just hang up, which is equally rude I guess.

Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:41 am

They call at the most inconvient times because that is when you are most likely to be home. They have to keep offering you stuff because it is their JOB! They get paid on commission. Trust me, they prefer it if you just say, "I am not interested, please take me off of your list. Have a nice evening, good bye." Then hang up the phone.

Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:35 am

hahhaa Nice find :lol:

Sat Oct 21, 2006 10:26 am

It's ok to laugh at the joke people...it doesn't make you look cool to go against the grain and claim it isn't funny when it is.
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