Stupidest Ad's

[Matthew]

No, not Andreas Dahl's. I'm talking about commercials. Who here has seen tose under armour ad's? Good grief... "team under armour has to stop team goliath" lol and also (in an "interview")"when you put the under armour on, and you arent ready, you aint got a pulse man". What the fuck is that shit? I was going to get a singlet to wear under my basketball jersey when i play, but after those ad's, i dont think so...

[Abctest123]

Ive had my rant in my own "hate ads" thread, in my "Fuck you, Sensational Salads Lady" thread. Link.Heres my rant about it:

Has anyone seen those Wendy's commercials for their salads? That bitch on those comercials is ridiculously annoying. she keeps saying sensational and is a total fucktard. Within a half-hour, they must have played the same commercial atleast three times on the same channel.

Chuck Norris, where are you when we need you the most

Basically, she says like dropkick/karate chop/anything stupid an ordinary salad, then says "sensational", and do a Wendy's sensational salad. She then describes the ingredients while saying "sensational" 5 fucking times. In thirty seconds, she has said sensational atleast 30 fucking times. Atleast I dont see them anymore. Ask anyone that lives in the US or Canada can tell you about it.[/url]

[J@3]

There's a KFC one here I hate. For some bizarre reason, when asked "what's in it" the other guy describes every ingredient in detail. It goes like this...

They filler (the product is called a filler) with lettuce
Then they filler with chicken
Then they filler (etc it goes on like this)

Then the other guy goes "wow, what's it called" the other one says "A filler" then in an attempt at a deadpan voice (which doesn't work and sounds stupid) he goes "genius". Wankers.

Also the Puff Pastry ad Domino's have, where they try and make "puff" become the next "cool". All of these dickhead teenagers going "Oh man that is so puff" "This pizza is so puff" "That guy was so puff" etc.

Then there's those warehouse clearance ads that are always on now, that just have some irritating guy going "BUY BUY BUY ONLY FOR A LIMITED TIIIIIIMMMEEE!!!!!!!" with pictures of bras n shit. It's retarded. There's others but I can't remember them.

[Cable]

I don't watch commercials, I just change the channel.

*shrugs*

[Ruff Ryder]

Lol, those identity theft commercials can get pretty dang annoying. "Unbreak my heeaaaart...."

[-Young Buck-]

i cant stand that hienekin(SP) commercial with that stupid "dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like me" song. The commercial isnt bad, its just that fucking song that sucks so bad! then it gets stuck in my head.

[NNpF]

Ive had my rant in my own "hate ads" thread, in my "Fuck you, Sensational Salads Lady" thread. Link.Heres my rant about it:

Has anyone seen those Wendy's commercials for their salads? That bitch on those comercials is ridiculously annoying. she keeps saying sensational and is a total fucktard. Within a half-hour, they must have played the same commercial atleast three times on the same channel.

Chuck Norris, where are you when we need you the most

Basically, she says like dropkick/karate chop/anything stupid an ordinary salad, then says "sensational", and do a Wendy's sensational salad. She then describes the ingredients while saying "sensational" 5 fucking times. In thirty seconds, she has said sensational atleast 30 fucking times. Atleast I dont see them anymore. Ask anyone that lives in the US or Canada can tell you about it.[/url]

I hate that commercial too...

I also can't stand the Canadian Tire commercials...I threw a marble at the TV once when it come on and I was in a bad mood.

"Oooooooooh, I'll start with you!!!!"...

And by the way Jae, congratulations on Australia's World Cup win, they looked great. I on the other hand don't have much to celebrate, seeing as Poland underachieved once again when they played Ecuador and gave up that last minute goal to Germany that made we want to rip my heart out.

[Nick]

I can't stand those vodaphone ads with the retards in front of the camera with lisps talking about how much they talk or some crap. There's like 5 different versions of the ads, and no matter what each time whoever's in the ad manages to give me the shits.

[volsey]

Those doctor scholes "gellin" commercials. The kid throws his baseball threw the guys window and into the guys new plasma tv, frick if I was the kid I'd start boltin for home, but this retard goes to the guys house and asks for his baseball back. Me and my friends were laughin so hard at this, and I dont really know why.

Canadian tire commercials are pretty funny too, they're all the same, it'll start off with the guy having a pretty average problem to fix, and then the wife will come in and say "not any more, thanks to the new _____ from canadian tire, it can clean your driveway, wash your hair, replace your flat tire, and can power your home for up to 3 days!"

[Stevesanity]

Ads that advertise toys, specially girls toys their so frikkin annoying and scary cause seriously some of those dolls scream 'Be A Slut' which isn't the message 7 year old girls should be getting.

[Abctest123]

I also can't stand the Canadian Tire commercials...I threw a marble at the TV once when it come on and I was in a bad mood.

"Oooooooooh, I'll start with you!!!!"...

Canadian tire commercials are pretty funny too, they're all the same, it'll start off with the guy having a pretty average problem to fix, and then the wife will come in and say "not any more, thanks to the new _____ from canadian tire, it can clean your driveway, wash your hair, replace your flat tire, and can power your home for up to 3 days!"

Lol, I agree with you both for the Canadian Tire commercial. I saw a parody of it a few weeks ago. The neighbor of "Canadian Tire man" was dead, then "Canadian Tire man" said he was sorry, maybe the neighbor should try the Motormaster _________. Then the neighbor guy just keeps crying and shes gone. "Canadian Tire man" says she'll come back after you show her what the Motormaster _________ can do . The Canadian Tire guy then describes what the thing can do. Afterwards, the neighbor says that "Canadian Tire man" can pay his last respects at her funeral, which "Canadian Tire man" responds OK and tells the neighbor to say hi to the neighbor's wife for him . Personally, I think it gives off that feeling for those damn commercials. "Oh your family member has passed away? Make yourself feel better with this, lemme show you what it does...available at Canadian Tire for only X dollars."

[Kriegz]

The BEST commerical are the ones with 1 guy that is a Mac and 1 that is a PC. I have a PC but I just find the commercials hillarious.

[Unrestrict3D]

The BEST commerical are the ones with 1 guy that is a Mac and 1 that is a PC. I have a PC but I just find the commercials hillarious.

Yeah, those are pretty good. I absolutely love the newer commercial that's out (forget which company) with Wade, KG, Jeter, etc. that shows all of their faces on little kids' bodies. I got a pretty good kick out of that one when I first saw it. I think it was a Gatorade commercial?

I hate most commercials now days, especially those Hardee's commercials and the identity theft commercials.

[Anthony15]

I hate the commercial of Verizon where this idiot with glasses walks around everywhere and asks "Can You Hear Me Now?" "Good". Then I saw another video where the guy wakes up, goes to work, answers the phone and just says "Yes" throughout his whole work day. By the end of the day he gets sooo pissed off and curses in the phone. Then they show who is at the end of the other phone and its that retard with his can you hear me now stuff.

[J@3]

And by the way Jae, congratulations on Australia's World Cup win, they looked great. I on the other hand don't have much to celebrate, seeing as Poland underachieved once again when they played Ecuador and gave up that last minute goal to Germany that made we want to rip my heart out.

I was buzzing all night after that game I went from mild depression to overly happy in the space of 7 minutes, it was like being bi-polar or some shit.

You can still root for Poland via Germany, considering they have your best strikers

[DaMVP]

The Wendy's commercial where the guy orders and then says "But instead of fries...." and then everyone jumps 4 cover. That commercial is just gay. And the Tampax commercials they make to look like pin pong or sum.

[Jugs]

I hate the Commonwealth Bank radio commercial where it goes "Are you BEEP, do you like to BEEP" etc, the beeping is irritating at 8:30 in the morning.

[Its_asdf]

I find the Canadian Tire commercials mildly amusing because the guy looks like my math teacher.

[Fenix]

Dwyane Wade's "Fall down 7 times, get up 8." What the hell? How is that possible?

[cyanide]

There's a recent Molson Canadian commercial that shows this guy digging under water, looking for packs of beer. He sees them then he gets out of the water and tells his friends, "There's six missing!" The scene changes to show this black dude giving away beer to his friends then he goes to the balcony and sees the other guys below and goes, "Hey guys, how's the water?"

It's so freaking stupid. It doesn't explain a lot of things and I don't see the point of this commercial

[-Young Buck-]

Dwyane Wade's "Fall down 7 times, get up 8." What the hell? How is that possible?

ive been wondering the same thing, if he falls down 7 times he gets back up 7 times.

[cyanide]

Maybe he was lying on the ground or getting up from bed the first time?

1. get up > 1. fall down > 2. get up > 2. fall down > 3. get up > 3. fall down > 4. get up > 4. fall down > 5. get up > 5. fall down > 6. get up > 6. fall down > 7. get up > 7. fall down > 8. get up

I haven't seen the commercial, but if the above is not the case, then somebody screwed up.

[BIG GREEN]

The one where they have actual sports stars heads on little kids. Funny..but also quite stupid.

"I'm D-wade...all day baby...allll day"..."why didn't you try it underhand?" Bitch!..cause it's the pussy way of pitching..and quite ineffective against real batters!

[Donatello]

Dwyane Wade's "Fall down 7 times, get up 8." What the hell? How is that possible?

It's on old Japanese proverb, and I think it's "stand up" not "get up"... but I don't really get it either. Perhaps it is meaning to never give up and strive to be better than you are, no matter if your goals seem unattainable?

[Fenix]

Here's the aforementioned ad. Perhaps it has a certain philosophical value, but is sounds pretty dumb.