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Proof that there's no God...

Postby EGarrett on Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:01 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_giant_hornet

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weta

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candir%C3%BA

Read more here. I'm not necessarily making an atheist post, just pointing out some seriously ugly insects.

More here...though I don't suggest reading it. Particularly, you might want to skip the part about the "Eye Worm."

http://www.talkreason.org/articles/Organisms.cfm
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Postby hipn on Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:15 pm

WTF?!?!? Weta is huge, 20 cm!! I would be scare shit-list if I found it in my house!
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Postby Its_asdf on Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:59 pm

I have a phobia with bugs. I'm not even going to touch those links because I'll probably shit my pants.
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Postby Fitzy on Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:07 pm

but how does that prove there is no god :?
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Postby Cable on Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:08 pm

But bugs are cool! Haven't you ever picked up a bug and thrown it at someone? Or poked it with a pencil/pen/ruler/scissors/anything else pointy? Or flicked it? Or, or, or :P
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Postby The GOAT on Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:09 pm

hipn wrote:WTF?!?!? Weta is huge, 20 cm!! I would be scare shit-list if I found it in my house!
scared shit-list.....that's a new one.....
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Postby Username123 on Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:11 pm

The last link will definitely haunt me for the rest of my life :( The bug which goes up your anus/urethra seriously needs to be destroyed from this planet.
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Postby Jing on Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:43 pm

what the... i aint even gonna bother.
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Postby H Rock on Thu Mar 23, 2006 3:26 pm

Doesn't prove a thing either way.
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Postby EGarrett on Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:18 pm

wisdom_kid wrote: The last link will definitely haunt me for the rest of my life :(
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Postby Laxation on Thu Mar 23, 2006 6:19 pm

can you imagine talking to someone with an eye-worm... that would be so fucking freaky
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Postby cklitsie on Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:02 pm

Its_asdf wrote:I have a phobia with bugs. I'm not even going to touch those links because I'll probably shit my pants.
Same here, I'm scared of spiders in particular because they're so damn fast and FEARLESS. :lol:
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Postby Pera on Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:00 pm

Laxation wrote:can you imagine talking to someone with an eye-worm... that would be so fucking freaky

I would probably puke.Eye worm :crazyeyes:
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Re: Proof that there's no God...

Postby cyanide on Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:33 am

Its_asdf wrote:I have a phobia with bugs. I'm not even going to touch those links because I'll probably shit my pants.


Better than peeing your pants. Cuz, if you did that while you're in Brazilian waters, then a candirú would probably crawl itself into your pee-pee hole or anus and give you the worst time of your life. Not to freak you out or anything.
if you were killed tomorrow, i WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN THE MOTHA FUCKER THAT KILLED U!
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Postby Bang on Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:47 am

Worrying about bugs like these are like worrying about plane crashes, which are like worrying about lightning striking you. Bleah. Paranoid people.
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Postby cyanide on Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:01 am

Unless they're phobias ;) Like, for instance, I have arachnophobia, and if there's a spider on my hand I scream like a girl and slap my hand like silly and run around as if my pants are on fire.
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Postby dada on Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:06 am

Telling us not to read it just forces us to. :) I was gonna skip the whole thing cuz I'm a bit tired of these God arguments but I was pleasantly surprised.

Well, not pleasantly...


Very disturbing.
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Postby EGarrett on Fri Mar 24, 2006 11:12 am

dadamafia wrote:Telling us not to read it just forces us to.
Why do you think I made the links so easily clickable? :twisted:

Better than peeing your pants. Cuz, if you did that while you're in Brazilian waters, then a candirú would probably crawl itself into your pee-pee hole or anus and give you the worst time of your life. Not to freak you out or anything.
Someone on another board said that it "must be the Lindsay Lohan of the fish world." I have no idea what that means but I'm still laughing about it.

I personally think Candiru's would be great additions to all public pools...

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Postby KIG1 on Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:27 pm

notice all these bugs are found in africa and amazon river
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Postby The_Flying_Tomato on Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:10 pm

i'm never looking at this thread again.
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Postby Steve [The Spiderman] on Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:21 am

No one cares what you look at... :roll:
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Postby The_Flying_Tomato on Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:28 am

no one cares that you bother to take the time to reply to my posts
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Postby Pera on Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:35 am

:lol: You said you are never going to look at this thread again,but here you are.
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Postby Yessie on Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:24 am

im more freak out about getting hit by a huge piece of rock from space then be scare of some insects and fish that live on are dam planet. they can be killed just like us. (Y)
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Postby koberulz on Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:49 pm

PHX4LIFE wrote:no one cares that you bother to take the time to reply to my posts


actually, they do. quit spamming, or you will be forcibly removed, suspended, banned, whatever......oh, crap, im not a mod here. Yet.
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