Help me out guys!

[Kobe101]

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[Jackal]

Well, you need to become black. White players suck.

[Indy]

What do you need to do to get better?

Play more basketball. There's no magic secret or magic drill you can do to make yourself better, just practice.

Period.

Also, stop watching that punk ass bitch Kobe Bryant. Fucker.

[Kobe101]

Alright thanks.

[COOLmac©]

first practice the basics. driblling, passing then shooting. after that do the games with a couple of your friends to earn some physicality aspects. played with your seniors. then play with the dirtiest guys in your hood

those are the stages if you want to go amateur

if not you could go and try out for varsity teams and get coached

[cyanide]

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Ok, since you're new to basketball, rule number one: Forget Kobe. He's a bad, bad influence. Btw, are you sure you're white? You look Asian. And is that ShbzMafia you're playing against?

That being said, you gotta work on your dribbling, so practice dribbling with a tennis ball, it'll improve your skills fast. Work on your jumping, do some plyometrics and sprints. Your shot looks like a stroke with two hands, so try practicing shooting your release with one hand only and flick your wrist at the release - causing the ball to spin backwards (the faster the spin, the better). Study NBA sharp shooters with sweet strokes, like Allan Houston, Glen Rice, etc. then study your shots and see if they match up. You're young, so your strength might be low, hence your tendency to shoot with two hands.. so build up some muscle then you'll find better range as your shooting develops. Good luck

[The GOAT]

Well, you need to become black. White players suck.

[Mentally Hilarious]

Alright thanks.

I just love this response to Indys "Also, stop watching that punk ass bitch Kobe Bryant. Fucker."

[Rip32]

Alright thanks.

I hope that wasnt a thanks to the become black comment that might be a lil bit hard to do.

But about you game Kobe101,

-Like Cyande pointed out the two hand lunge is not a jumpshot, my 9 year olds shoot like that and maybe just as good.

-You look frail so i guess you should get stronger go to the gym and lift.

-When your in front of your man dont reach and try to get the steal or someone with good handles is gonna cross your ass up.

-Another thing on defense the flailing arms, thats a big no-no. It makes you look real bad.

-Lastly if your gonna try to stop a layup like you tried, and i emphasize try, go up and do it like a man, pack the shit out of that ball dont use your spirit fingers in front of the other guys face.

And maybe just maybe if you get good enough you might be in the NBA screwing white girls in Colorado just like your idol. j/k.

[Kemp]

Practice and practice until you know what's your strength and weakness. Then inprove your weakness areas.

[Riot]

Steroids.

[Kobe101]

Thanks all (but mostly cyanide and Rip32)but Im just 13. I cant lift. I still got alot of time left to grow.I'll just work on that other stuff.

[Jackal_]

Actually disregard all that was said prior to my post. All you need to become a good basketball player is a pair of Reebok Pumps.


EDIT:Actually disregard what I said too.. fuck the pumps. I just watched the video. You both suck

[Riot]

After watching that video...you need a lot of help. You and your friend look like little retards running around trying to play basketball. I don't even think practice can make you better. Maybe basketball isn't your thang, lil white boi.

[Jackal_]

After watching that video...you need a lot of help. You and your friend look like little retards running around trying to play basketball. I don't even think practice can make you better. Maybe basketball isn't your thang, lil white boi.

ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOO Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaa *pisses pants from laughing* hahahahahhahahahahahahhahaa *pisses pants again*

[cklitsie]

lol @ the last couple of posts

change your sig brother, your game is worse than your spelling

[Kobe101]

I told you guys I suck.

[J@3]

Strengths: Breathing, standing up
Weaknesses: Dribbling, shooting, running, walking, perimiter defending, interior defending, outside shooting, inside shooting, shot blocking, positional play, stamina, strength, speed, athletisism, passing

You should migrate to Europe and change your name. At least you'd probably get some NBA recognition then.

[-BHZMAFIA-]

Strengths: Breathing, standing up
Weaknesses: Dribbling, shooting, running, walking, perimiter defending, interior defending, outside shooting, inside shooting, shot blocking, positional play, stamina, strength, speed, athletisism, passing

You should migrate to Europe and change your name. At least you'd probably get some NBA recognition then.

LMAO, yall are wrong. I suggest stop working on your jumpshot as well because you shouldn't be shooting with two hands.

[Cloudy]

Thanks all (but mostly cyanide and Rip32)but Im just 13. I cant lift. I still got alot of time left to grow.I'll just work on that other stuff.

Hey ye..im 15, and im really needing lots of training noww...
You definately gotta learn ur ballhandling skills, it makes everything easier...

[PiksS]

your only 13...well...mybe if u will get the right attitude u will make some progression...
I remember when i was 13....after 2 year break from practicing...i went to my 1st practice...after 2months i was in the team, but how i sucked then... 1st game...my first 2 min. i make shot, got fouled....now i`m stading on the free trow line....1st shot didn`t even hit the net...2nd shot, hardly hit the rim...
the same tournament, but only the finals....my 1st min. .... and i had 5 travells

[FendeR`]

ROFL at this thread. Somebody PLEASE send me whatever link was there on MSN.

And by the way, saying you can't lift weights since you're 13 is bullshit, I lift plenty of weights and I'm 13.

[Jackal]

It's not feesible though, most specialists advise folks to start lifting once they are around 16-18. Then again, most people think specialists are cunts so lift away.

[cklitsie]

ROFL at this thread. Somebody PLEASE send me whatever link was there on MSN.

http://rapidshare.de/files/3598206/Jeff_and_Kevin_004.mpg.html

[cyanide]

Actually, 13 is a safe age to start lifting weights. Lol, man, he's 13 and he's playing basketball for the first time in his life. Might as well encourage him to get better and keep practicing rather than diss him at how much he sucks... otherwise you'll have to go through me