Help me plot revenge

anyways, last Sunday i was going out and i told my sis not to touch my CD's...as i have many times before followed by a slap on the head just to get the message through. I come back and my Art Of War CD1 is scratched and now it skips....when i left, it was scratch free just like all of my other CD's

now she's denying it and refuses to replace it so i need to plot something evil and conniving. I thought about switching her shampoo with that stuff that makes your hair fall out but i'd probably end up using it by accident

anyways, i know we have some evil people on NLSC so help me out slappin her on the head isn't getting the point through i need something new and fresh

how old she? sneak some of your piss in her drink is always fun. that outta teach her a lesson. or lay a piece of shit on her bed. anything involving human waste product works

Would you care to tell us her age?

If she's in the her teens, I'd say grab a hold of her granny fannies the day one of her guy friends comes over. Pretend to be doing laundry and accidently drop it in front of the boyfriend. Muahaha, nothing more of a turn off than granny fannies.

You could cut the nipples out of her favorite top, that's enough to send any woman off the hook.

You could send out a newsletter to all the geeks with her e-mail address saying she'd like to have a chat with them, one on one.

Or you could just go old fashioned style and kick her so hard her eyes bulge out of her head, after doing so you could proceed to drag her outside by the hair and shove her face in the dog food dish, you could smear her face in the food and then whistle for the dog, after he's done licking her face you could kick her just for the sake of it again and throw some kind of chocolate syrup with bread crumbs on her face. Pull her hair till it looks like she's been in bed with Albert Einstein and then take a picture of it. Make copies or scan them and threaten to send them out to every, every person at her school if she damn near tries to enter the vecinity of your room again.

One of them should work, I vote the last one.

The last one sounds excruciating...I vote for the 1st or 2nd...

yeh, what beats exacting revenge for a scratched cd by visciously attacking the person

He said a simple slap on the head wouldn't do the trick anymore.

anyways, last Sunday i was going out and i told my sis not to touch my CD's...as i have many times before followed by a slap on the head just to get the message through. I come back and my Art Of War CD1 is scratched and now it skips....when i left, it was scratch free just like all of my other CD's

Well, look it at the bright sight. Atleast it wasnt your E.1999 Eternal CD

anything involving human waste product works

how old she? sneak some of your piss in her drink is always fun. that outta teach her a lesson. or lay a piece of shit on her bed. anything involving human waste product works

Something wrong with you buddy!

Pull her hair till it looks like she's been in bed with Albert Einstein and then take a picture of it.

No

slappin her on the head isn't getting the point through i need something new and fresh

Go and ask your sister which of your CD's she likes most. Then go down to your local store and buy them for her, while you're at it, buy her something you think she might like, she'll really appreciate that. Thats your family bro, why are you ploting evil revenge. Would'nt you rather your baby sis looked up to you, your methodism is going to make her hate you, and you'll feel bad about that when you're older.

If im lying im dying

Don't listen to him Matt, that buddhism stuff has gone to his head, take my or Limp's advice, as Nike so nicely put it, "Just do it."

hahahaha... are you really gonna listen to a person looking like this? -->

Just leave skid marks on her underpants.

ex lax in her juice/soda/coffee

When she's sleeping crept up and stab her with a knife.

When she's sleeping crept up and stab her with a knife.

Holy shit thats the funniest thing i ever read. hahahaa

I think we need to mix this up a bit...

First you piss in her drink, every single time she leaves the room... I don't care if you don't have to "go", just do it anyways. Secondly, ruin most of her clothes with some scissors... but do it so they're unwearable, and not "creatively fashionable". I hate that shit. Third, take some pictures of her when she doesn't suspect it... naked probably, put them up on a website (I suggest Rate My Body.com, as I have had some previous experience with it ) then email geeks telling them about it. Next you buy her lots of things to make up for it and gain her trust. Then you stab her in her sleep, in front of her boyfriend while she's wearing granny undies.

And then you stab her with a knife!!!!

Wait, that was already said. Twice.

I think we need to mix this up a bit...

First you piss in her drink, every single time she leaves the room... I don't care if you don't have to "go", just do it anyways. Secondly, ruin most of her clothes with some scissors... but do it so they're unwearable, and not "creatively fashionable". I hate that shit. Third, take some pictures of her when she doesn't suspect it... naked probably, put them up on a website (I suggest Rate My Body.com, as I have had some previous experience with it ) then email geeks telling them about it. Next you buy her lots of things to make up for it and gain her trust. Then you stab her in her sleep, in front of her boyfriend while she's wearing granny undies.

haha

I say you take all of her CD's, cut/break them into pieces, and make a pile on her bed. Or atl least one, if you're not man enough to do it all.

Or you could just go old fashioned style and kick her so hard her eyes bulge out of her head, after doing so you could proceed to drag her outside by the hair and shove her face in the dog food dish, you could smear her face in the food and then whistle for the dog, after he's done licking her face you could kick her just for the sake of it again and throw some kind of chocolate syrup with bread crumbs on her face. Pull her hair till it looks like she's been in bed with Albert Einstein and then take a picture of it. Make copies or scan them and threaten to send them out to every, every person at her school if she damn near tries to enter the vecinity of your room again.

How the hell did you come up with that lol

colin826, has a good idea there... what if you broke up her CD's, and wrote "FUCK YOU" out of the broken pieces... that would be cool. Make sure you spell it right though, you'd look stupid otherwise.

Go and ask your sister which of your CD's she likes most. Then go down to your local store and buy them for her

i dont even buy most of my Cd's...but since the CD she ruined was an original copy retaliation is a must

she only has 3 CD's and she's 22.....i think

Just leave skid marks on her underpants.

Lol, that would mean he would have to wear them. If she's 22, she probably wear's a thong, there not made for testicles and can get very itchy.....Or so i've been told.

ummm feed her to Ben Wallace

wat abt that pill that makes u shit and fart ....maybe u should get the hell outta your house after u give it to her tho.

Speaking of pills, she's 22, must be on the pill if she has a steady boyfriend, how about replacing the pills with vitamines?

Nothing says revenge like your 22 year old beating the shit out of her boyfriend for getting her pregnant even though she's on the pill.

You gain too, you'll be an uncle.

Nothing says revenge like your 22 year old beating the shit out of her boyfriend for getting her pregnant even though she's on the pill.

Thats goin just a little too far, just for scratching a CD don't you think ?